Zelda: Yay! I'm back, and with another chapter! Oh and Disclaimer for all of you peoples out there that get the wrong idea. I do NOT own, Wes, Brendan, or Steven! Seriously people, just because I have 'em in my story doesn't mean I'm desperately in love with them. (shudders at the thought of owning Steven) Ew…

Chapter 3:

Why it is a Bad Idea to Live in Tree Houses…With Stoves…

The never-ending chase continued. Never-ending chaaaaase. Ah ah ah. Ah ah ah. Ah ah aaaaaah. Anyway, not even the Shuppets from Mt. Pyre nor the storms could stop the rampaging Steven. Those, poor unfortunate souls that couldn't move out of the way in time. You shall always be in our hearts. Eventually though, the Steel trainer, along with the three suicidal trainers, made it to the happy-go-lucky town of Fortree. Where Pokemon and humans lived side by side in the trees. Feh. Easy target…er…I mean poor unsuspecting people.

"Welcome, Wizards and Witches to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!" Steven announced upon entering.

The people stared at him for a second. These poor people were tricked by Steven's evil manipulating powers into thinking that he was a friend of Fortree, so, as their "cherished friend" shouted things from the Harry Potter movie, the easily fooled people of Fortree were quite confused.

Meanwhile, staking out over this awkward moment, Brendan, May and Wes were having a pleasant conversation.

"And that's how I hit Rui with my Motorcycle thingy." Wes finished the delightful story of Rui's 342nd death.

"Wow, Wes!" May said. "You can really tell stories! You put in every excruciating detail!"

"Yeah!" Brendan agreed. "I still like the one where you pushed her into that electric fence."

"Ah…good times…" Wes sighed.

"But, aren't there like a lot of fan fics with you and Rui together?" May asked.

"Yeah," Wes huffed. "And there are a lot of them with you and Brendan. I've also seen a few with you and Steven."

May almost fell of her flying Pokemon. "Ew! Disgusting! But, I've also seen one with you and some guy named Ein…"

"What?" Wes screamed. "That's…that guy is a…guy! I'm perfectly straight! I…" Suddenly, Wes's PDA went off. "Oh hold on, I got an email."

Wes opened the email. It read:

Dear Suicidal Trainers,

If you wouldn't mind, PLEASE GET BACK ON TOPIC BEFORE I WRITE SOMETHING THAT CAN KILL ALL OF YOU! This is not the time to be discussing pairings, and gay people! Do that on your coffee break!

Sincerely,

The author of this fan fic

P.S. Wes, stop telling lies to these innocent Readers.

"Well!" Brendan piped up. "Let's see how Steven is doing shall we?"

Steven wasn't doing too much. Just discovering the Domino effect from cutting down one tree and it hitting another causing it to fall and so on.

"Oh, we didn't miss anything but a few deaths or so." May said. She pulled out a bag of Gummy Worms. "Who wants a worm?"

"Ooooo! The red and orange ones are my favorite!" Wes immediately yelled.

Bang! A wave of heat suddenly hit our off-topic "heroes", following a loud, "Oh my God that Steven guy just threw a bucket of gasoline on my stove!" All of them looked down to see one of the Fortree houses on fire and Steven throwing Wes's trench coat into the hungry flames.

"Noooo!" Wes screamed. "Why must you torture me so Ms. Author! I'm sorry!" He seemed to bow on his flying Pokemon. "I love you, master!"

Brendan blinked. "Whoa, did she write that?"

May shook her head. "I doubt it. I'm pretty sure he said that on his own. It's my first time working with this guy and I'm not enjoying it…"

Floof! Another house ignited. Then another and another until the whole town was in flames.

"Hello Dolly!" Steven screamed at the three trainers before skipping towards the next route.

"Well, there goes another place." May mumbled. "We need to get more serious with this. If he keeps this up, then we'll have to move to Orre, and that's were Wes lives!"

"You're right." Brendan responded. "But, Wes probably still wants to come with us. He probably wants revenge…" He gave a sigh. "C'mon Wes."

Wes had a blank expression; he was sucking thumb and slowly rocking back and forth saying, "Come and knock on our door, na na na na na na na…"

Meanwhile in Lilycove…

Rui was enjoying what was left of Lilycove. Who knew a hyper Steel Trainer could knock the Pokemon League, and destroy Mossdeep, Lilycove, and Fortree? Rui decided to check out the half bombed department store. She went up to the front desk where there was a lady, shaking madly.

"M-my life fl-flash before my eyes. I-I just h-had a n-near death experience," the lady was quite shocked that she almost had to experience a fiery death.

"That's great!" Rui squeaked cheerfully. "What floor are the dolls on?"

The lady didn't answer but she kept repeating the same sentence over and over. Steel Trainers, they want to kill us all. You know Jasmine in Johto? She's evil too. She's waiting for the right moment when the whole world thinks she's nice and cute. Then she'll burn down all of Olivine, and then maybe even all of Johto. That means no more Moo Moo Milk for you! That means no more Gold Berries or those Bug Catching Contests or that really weird guy that seems to have Pink hair. And you know what? That burning could cause Kanto to burn too! Then all of the Missingno that allow you to duplicate your Rare Candies will be gone. That's right. No more using Rare Candies to make your Pokemon completely indestructible for the Pokemon League!

Brendan: Whoa, calm down…

Zelda: Gasp…gasp…Oh…sorry…heh heh heh….So, uh, basically Rui found her own way to the dolls and Brendan, May, and Wes went to catch up to Steven who is still insanely hyper.

Brendan: (pats Zelda on the back) See? Now that wasn't so hard…