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Kit: I love you guys too. I know you people have been DYING for and update…
Kai: (cough-yeahright-cough)
Kit: SHUT IT! Anyways, in celebration of almost 150 reviews, I am updating the story! Thanks to KIT-KIT and shonafan, the only two female Beyblade fans, THAT ALSO ARE FANFICTION WRITERS, at my school besides myself, who got me up off my ass with some KILLER ideas for da fic! So here's to you and all the reviewers who have made this success possible!
(don't own the blade of Bey)
Discern Your Actors!
a.k.a.
Know Your Stars!
Chapter 12
Julia Fernandez
(Julia is waiting patiently in the chair)
"Know your stars; know your stars; Know Your Stars…" The narrator says in a round.
Julia Fernandez…She's Norwegian…"
"Um…hello? Does the name 'Fernandez' sound Norwegian to you?"
"Julia Fernandez…She's Estonian…"
"I'M SPANISH YOU MORON! Is Estonia even a country?"
"Estonia is located near the countries of Russia, Finland, and Latvia. Its capital is Tallinn. Its total land area is 17,461.86 square miles, or 45,226.00 square kilometers. As of July 2001, the population was 1,423,316. The official languages are--"
"Alright, alright! I get the point! How did you know that anyway?"
"Internet."
O.O "Whatever."
"Julia Fernandez…Has no brain…"
"I do too! I'm the brains of F-Dynasty!"
"No, Romero is the brains of F-Dynasty. Your just there to look pretty and boss your brother around."
"EXCUSE ME?"
"Julia Fernandez…Isn't really related to Raul…"
"WE'RE FRIKIN TWINS! You want to see the DNA tests?"
"That proves nothing. You have different sets of DNA."
"But they're both similar!"
"Not really. You're a girl and he's a boy."
"WE'RE CALLED 'FRATERNAL TWINS' FOR A REASON YOU KNOW!"
"Julia Fernandez…Her father was in a Fraternity in college…"
"THAT'S A DIFFERENT TYPE OF FRATERNITY ALL TOGETHER!"
"Someone's PMSing…"
"You're absolutely right. I have PMS. Therefore, I can legally kill you."
"...thank you for sharing…"
"Your welcome."
"I was being sarcastic…"
"And I was being serious, but that's not the point. Please, continue."
"Julia Fernandez…Has secretly been dating Daichi…"
"WELL IT'S NOT SO SECRET ANYMORE, IS IT?"
(Backstage)
"WHA?" Everyone screams.
"THANK YOU!" Tyson says, falling on his knees and praising the rightfully placed ceiling. Found in a field 127 miles away, it has since been recovered, but not before being mistaken for a highly advanced crop circle.
(How Johnny got it there, however, is still a mystery in itself, but our sources lead us to believe it had something to do with a team of Australian rugby players, inline skating, lime Jell-O, a mime troupe that is refusing to cooperate during interrogation, several Peruvian llama ranchers, a small community in Maine, and a bottle of Worchester sauce that seems to have alternative motives, but that has nothing to do with the rest of the chapter, so I'll leave it there for now.)
If you're wondering why he's getting down and praising the almighty one, you haven't been paying attention for a good 8 chapters! Shame upon you and your entire family! Shame I say! SHAME! SHHHAAAAMMMEEEE!
If you can see where this is going, however, you get a cookie! But, I'll explain it anyways:
Fortunately for Tyson, it was not his name that had been mentioned. Unfortunately for Tyson, Daichi was currently not at the studio, the infamous angry mob of chapters past needed to vent its anger, and Tyson had stupidly gotten their attention.
Put three and three together folks: the answer is always six.
And Raul's reaction?
"JUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
(Somewhere in Belgium)
"Honey, did you hear something?"
"It's just another pissed off anime character! Go back to sleep, Bertha."
(Back Onstage)
"JUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"AW CRAP! Thanks a lot, now Raul's pissed!"
"You're scared of Raul's wrath?"
"HELL YEAH! He's a frackin' monster when he's mad!"
"But I thought you were the mean twin."
"I AM! Wait--No! That's not-- GRRRRR!"
"Julia's scared of Raul! Hah-ha ha ha ha!"
"Well you're, um, ugly! Yeah, you're ugly, that's it!"
"How do you know? You can't see me."
"Yes I can!"
The voice snickers, "RIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTT…Sure you can…"
"ARGH! I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU--"
"JULIA MARGARITA FERNANDEZ!"
Julia pales, and then glares. "I'll get you for this!" she vows.
"I'm sure you will…NOT…"
"WHY YOU--" She begins, but stops when Raul walks onstage.
"JULIA!" he shouts.
"AW DAMN IT!" Julia screams before running offstage.
"JULIA GET BACK HERE NOW!" Raul yells, chasing after his sister.
"Now you know…Julia Fernandez…"
Julia runs back onstage, Raul hot on her heels. "YOU ARE SO DEAD FOR THIS MAN!" she shouts at the voice before running offstage again.
"Run, Julia, run…"
Kit: WHOO! Your update has been established! Fall break is in one week, so I'll try to get some more updates on my time off!
Oliver: Read and review, flames gladly appreciated, but we have not gotten a single one yet!
Kit: I guess that means they like it! Merci Oliver! Later yall!
Oliver: Goodbye!
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