Zelda: (is really hyper from doing nothing all day but play Pokemon Stadium 2) Yay! I shalleth try to maketh this one a little better. If three certain people will cooperate…
Chapter 4:
Huzzah! A Blackout!
Ah yes, here we see the noble Steven Stone. Skipping his way to Mauville, the electricity city. But on his way he decided to stop at the Weather Station….
A heartbreaking scene is shown. The Weather Station, in ashes and a cold drizzle put out the last tiny flames. Mothers are crying, memorial plaques are being placed around the ashness. Twenty seven people were killed, hundreds, who in fact weren't even near the place, injured. A young man looks at the plaque he had just set down sadly. He begins to lose it. He bangs his hands against the ground and then screams at the heavens, "I'll get you Steven Stone!"
I'd really rather not get into the, uh, interesting details of that catastrophe. But I have to say there was my Fourth of July for the next ten years. Aside from that, the hyper steel trainer was basically skipping, and singing She Blinded Me with Science. Until he got to the Mimic Circle.
"Welcome!" a mimic trainer greeted the brainless, heartless, soulless, and…saneless…steel trainer.
"Don't use that back talk with me, sister!" Steven yelled, even though the trainer was obviously a male.
"What are you talking about, dude?" the trainer asked, beginning to back away.
"That's it little lady! You're grounded! Go to your room!" Steven, once again, obtained super strength, lifted up the screaming boy, carried him to the bridge, and chucked him into the waterfall.
The Mimic Trainers were awestruck at what they just saw. The trainers immediately ran for their lives, only to trip over one of those ledges and get a concussion. But, onward noble Steven! For your journey is not over!
Though, not too far away…
The three trainers stared in horror at the destruction of the Weather Station. Brendan looked at his two companions. "We can't let him continue to cause misery throughout Hoenn! May, Wes, no more Mr. Nice Peoples. We are going to take out Steven once and for all!"
"M-my…t-trench coat. She's….she's….gone!" The broken trainer Wes burst into tears. "And she couldn't even come to the family reunion!"
May rolled her eyes. "Dude, get over it. We have to go."
Our "heroes" began their journey to Mauville to stop the Hyper Menace.
Meanwhile, in Mauville…
Steven now positioned himself in the middle of the city. "I am El Nino!" He announced, immediately capturing everyone's attention. "All other tropical storms must bow before, El Nino. You soy El Nino for those of you who don't abla Espanol! El Nino is Spanish for…..the Nino."
Everyone froze to stare at Steven. Most people's eye twitched, other people coughed nervously.
Steven was silent for a few seconds. "…what? You don't like me? How dare you mock my intellect mortals! For that, I shalleth plagiarize thy Generator."
Wattson, the fat annoying gym leader of Mauville, actually took the time from all of his eating to look out the window and notice the hyper trainer. It took him a bit, with all his slow, undietness, but eventually he confronted Steven. "I shall not allow you to endanger my city, Wahahaha." Again with the unnecessary Wahahaha.
"Foolish mortal! I am invincible! Now, with my supersonic speed, I shall make haste to thy New Mauville!"
"No you won't, Wahahaha." With all the energy that the fat man had, he sent out his Manetric.
"Kitty!" Steven squealed, embracing the Manetric. "Oh it's adorable!" Unfortunately, his tight squeezing took all of the air out of the poor Manetric, causing it to pass out. "Aw, kitty's tired, here you go Strong Bad!" He hurled the knocked out Manetric at Wattson, causing the electric trainer to fall over, and he won't get up for about three days. "To Peasantry!"
Our three trainers were watching this whole scene in awe. "We have to stop him!" Brendan shouted. "Tally ho!"
May and Wes were befuddled at what Brendan had just said, but they followed. They noticed the steel trainer now entering new Mauville. Brendan and May loaded their Rocket Launchers and aimed at the entrance where they imagined Steven would be. "Astdalaviesta, baby!" Brendan shouted before firing. The fun thing about Rocket Launchers, at least in my Doom 1, 2, and 3, Quake, Far Cry, Unreal, and Painkiller experience, is that they kind of circle around where they're supposed to hit, or just plain miss. Which is pretty much what happened with May and Brendan's rocket. Brendan's rocket, made a large hole in the cave like shielding of New Mauville, and May's rocket, hit the generator directly causing all of New Mauville, except for the entrance, to explode. After a few moments of silence, out popped Steven as hyper and cheerful as ever.
"And Trogdor comes in the night!" he shouted, making his way towards the electricity-less Mauville.
"….oops….we missed…." Brendan said
"Oh well," May said, "From the looks of it, I'd say Steven's heading towards Fallarbor town. We gotta catch up to him."
"Wait, you guys are just gonna leave this city in total darkness?" Wes asked.
"Yep," May replied. "As long as we aren't blamed, then, whatever."
"Oh," Wes said. "Then let's go."
What is Steven's next plan of destruction? Find out next Chapter!