Zelda: This may be the last chapter for a little while. School is approaching and writing fan fics will NOT be easy this year. So, enjoy!

Chapter 5:

You Are the Wind Beneath My Wings?

In Verdanturf, a nice peaceful family sits down for dinner. A mother, a father, an older brother, and a young girl. At first, the dinner goes well, the young girl tells about school when suddenly the father realizes he needed to see something on T.V. When the father turned on the television, the Pokemon Trainer Search show immediately came on.

The host spoke. "Hello, I'm Gabby and we're live near the Desert. Today is another great day to search for powerful trainers. Oh, what's this?" The camera turned to a strange grey haired man, skipping. The host continued. "It seems someone has gotten in touch with their feminine side. Let's challenge this trainer. Oh Mr. Skipping Trainer!" The grey haired man stopped and looked at Gabby. "Would you care to ba-?

"Kellogg's Mini Swirls!" The grey haired screamed before charging towards the host.

Gabby blinked. "Uh, it seems that our trainer is a bit energetic."

This is when Steven magically pulled the Piko Piko Hammer out of the air and shouted, "I love you, Sonic!" Then begun to repeatedly whack Gabby over the head.

"Oh my God! Somebody help me! Oh, the agony! Ty, turn off the camera!" Gabby screamed bloody murder as Steven knocked her down and thwacked her in the stomach with the handle of the hammer.

There was a long monotonous beep and the screen went all Rainbowy. The family stared at the screen in pure horror.

In the Desert…

"We are all related in the circle of life, the circle of life, the circle of life…" Steven practically screamed as he danced along the path of the desert frightening the many trainers that saw him. May, Brendan, and Wes were right overhead, firing their machine guns like crazy but the sandstorm brought down their accuracy.

"This isn't working! We can't shoot at him in this storm!" Brendan hissed.

"Agreed, we have to try to get him in Fallarbor," May replied. "Because that's the only place where we can get a good shot at him."

The three decided to fly ahead so they wouldn't have to watch his destructive skip to the next town. But you know what? We're gonna follow him.

Let's see, where is he…aha! Steven skipped up to the old lady's rest house and dove in through the window. "We should like, totally French-braid your hair!"

The old woman looked up. "Hello, do you need to rest?"

"How dare you insult me! I shalleth now bury thee alive!" The steel trainer suddenly grabbed a shovel out of his magic, dimensional portal…er…thingy and begun to drag the old lady outside.

"I love the young people…" the old lady said as Steven was digging the hole. The old lady obviously was deaf and quite blind. That's why when you need to rest at her house you have to get a megaphone and scream your answer in her ear. The moral here? All trainers need megaphones.

Steven dumped the old woman in the hole and filled it. "You have been terminated!" he screamed, following the woman's burial.
Next, he went to the ash route and crawled around in the ashy grass, dived out randomly to grab people's ankles, drag them back into the grass, and knock them out with two peanuts and a rubber band. D-…don't ask…I really don't know how he knocked out ten people….

Anyway…finally he arrived at Fallarbor Town, also where are "heroes" were keeping watch. This is a very quiet, vulnerable town filled with random scientists who give you a crappy Return TM for risking your life going up to Mount Chimney and battling the head of Team Magma. But, there is a certain elderly man who wonders around the town. Steven, of course being hyper, found this man, got on his knees, took his hands and sang, "Did you ever know that you're my hero? And everything I want to be?" He began to sing You Are the Wind Beneath My Wings. The old man was terrified that some grey haired freak was, what he thought, proposing to him.

"I'm sorry young lady, but I'm already married. But you look really good for a 70 year old…"

Funny story actually, when I first saw Steven I thought he was some freaky 70 year old that stalked my character. Then I realized Nintendo was better that. And…then I found of that the president of Devon was his dad. Do the math…

"He's proposing to an old guy?" Wes cried in astonishment.

"No you idiot!" Brendan yelled. "You go up to random people and sing that song to them. It's a prank and it scares people. Me and May have done that to people in Ordale Town."

May hesitated, but nodded. "It's fun. But don't we have something to do?"

Brendan grinned and aimed his gun at the proposing Steven and same with May. They both pulled the trigger and fired. Steven now realized he was getting shot at. So, he grabbed some random person walking by, and put them in front of his body like a shield. The poor defenseless person took all of the bullets and obviously died.

"Brendan, stop!" May screamed. "We're hurting innocent people!"

Brendan looked at her angrily, but he stopped shooting. "You do realize that this may be our one chance to finally get rid of him."

"Maybe, but we've already brought death and chaos to most of Hoenn."

"You know what?" Wes said. "I hate to say it, but I should've stayed with Rui. You all are causing a massacre!"

Brendan looked at him blankly. "…so?"

Wes shook his head sadly. "Whatever. I don't live here and as long as I'm not sued five years after this, I'll be happy. So, uh, where is he heading next?"

May watched Steven prance along the path. "Meteor Falls. He practically lives there…"

What will become of Hoenn now that May and Wes are starting to go soft? Who knows, but find out in the next random update!