Zelda: Finally! I have the time to write this!
Disclaimer: There are no pairings in this story! No May/Steven or May/Brendan!
Chapter 6:
Prisoner of War!
It began as the best-selling hyper, Pixy Stix Fan Fic of all time…er….not really. But still. A simple Champion wearing a weird suit quested his way into the hearts of bored readers. Now, for his greatest adventure yet, he will quest his way, into his own Hometown!
Steven: Where's my peanuts? TROOOOGDOOOR!
Trogdor music begins to play in the background. Cut to Mossdeep.
Brendan: We have coexisted with sanity in these lands for centuries. And I can't have you marching around in your weird suit upsetting the balance!
Steven: I'll upset your balance my lord!
Brendan: Steven Stone, you will not sass back at this council!
From the maker who brought you, Zelda Meets Pixy Stix, and Sonic Pixy Stix Insanity…
Steven: Easy now Wes, I'm just going to STEAL TRENCH COAT….
Wes: Aaaaaaah!
Cut to New Mauville.
May: Show me you're really hyper Steven Stone.
Steven: Plagiarize Generator! plagiarizes Generator
Brendan abruptly stepped in the middle of the scene. "Hey! This doesn't have anything to do with the story! Get back to the story!"
Sorry, jeez….Anyway, back to the story…
The three trainers were hovering, on their flying Pokemon, above the hyper Steel Trainer.
"Brendan, we need a plan." Wes said. "We have to distract him!"
"Yeah, you're right." Brendan replied. "But how are we gonna…do…that…."
The two guys both looked at May who was staring off, humming sweetly. She noticed their staring. "What?"
Brendan and Wes then looked at each other and smiled.
May was tied up, and the rope led to a fishing pole which the two guys were holding. "I hate you two!" she screamed, trying to break loose of rope.
"Its okay, May," Brendan said. "We're just going to lower you down to Steven. He'll grab you, and we'll pull you up and you'll be safe."
"And why me?" May asked angrily.
Wes answered. "One, you're a girl, and two, uh…
Brendan finished. "You're bait."
May began screaming swear words at the boys. The two lowered her down to Steven who was holding a poor defenseless trainer upside down and dipping their head in the water.
"Time for your bath!" He now noticed May dangling over his head. He dropped the trainer he was holding into the water. "May, my love! You hath returned to me!"
"I'm not your love!" May responded, her eyebrow twitching angrily.
"Remember who you are, Simba!" he screamed, glomping May.
Above them, Brendan and Wes were pulling like crazy. "This one's a keeper!" Brendan shouted.
Below the fishermen, Steven was pulling May with all his might. "I shalleth taketh thee to my father so he can approve of our wed!"
"I don't want to marry you!"
"Lady Phoebe didn't accept my proposal either! Thou shalt not deny me! Open your heart!" Using his hyper strength he broke May's ropes and began to run off with her over his head. Many people tried to stop the charging Steven, but, he used May as a battering ram and sent the people flying.
"Oh no! May! We've got to save her!" Brendan screamed.
"What? That's suicide, man!" Wes shrieked.
"We can't let him take advantage of her!"
Wes was silent for a few seconds. "Wait….what?"
"He has super natural hyper strength! And can kill her at any second!"
"Oh THAT'S what you mean, I thought you meant….you know…"
"Ew! Wes! This isn't an M story!"
"Well that's what I thought you meant!"
Perverts…anyway, let's get back to our damsel in distress…
"She won't be a damsel for long!" Steven shouted. "We're gonna get married! And have forty eight kids!"
That's it! No more nasty-ness! I shall now erase your minds of all the sick things you know!
"Come with me and we will see the Big Rock Candy Mountain!"
May blinked. "I think he means Meteor Falls. Hey Zelda, help me out here!"
Nope, I'm staying out of this Chapter. Okay, back to narrating. Steven was running through Meteor Falls when he found Maxie and some random Magmas standing near the waterfall.
"Er, any you guys gots a water type that knows waterfall?" Maxie asked.
"Maxie, what did we say about grammer?" A Magma replied.
"Me's sorry, me will try to prove in me grammer. But, any you guys got a Pokemon with Waterfall?"
The Magmas shook their heads. But Steven was standing directly behind Maxie with the struggling May in his arms. "Hello!" he screamed.
Maxie jumped, screamed like a little girl and turned around. "Who crap are you? Oh! You that steely man I foughts a lil' while ago."
"Your mother has a job and is a respected member of the society!" Steven shouted.
Maxie burst into tears. "It's true! Waaaaaaaa!
"One of the Magmas scolded Steven. "You made Maxie cry! You know he's in touch with his feminine side!"
"All of your faces are Michael Jackson!" Steven screamed.
The Magmas began crying. Bored with this awkward moment, Steven began charging for the exit of Meteor Falls. Oh and about the Magmas. Well, their sobbing was so loud that they caused the whole cave to shake and the stalactites hanging on the top of the cave fell and speared them all. Yay.
Away from that, Steven and May had just entered the City of Rustboro. Steven began singing and doing random dance moves. "There are no more potato chips left, in the empty bag in your hand. And the crumpling sound of the empty bag in your hand makes the mice get mad and when the mice get mad, it leads to a plan to eat the house and the plan's in the of the mouse in the woods and mouse has a smell that's detected by the nose at the end of the snout of the dog. And the dog has his head out the window of a car and the car is driving away from the tree and at the top of the tree there's a house and in the house there's a room and in the room there's a car and in the chair is yooooou!" At the end of this strange song, Steven threw May and she went flying into the Devon Corporation. And just her luck, she landed on Mr. Stone.
"May, what are you doing?" he screamed pushing her off.
"Erm, sorry but your son threw me in here…"
"May! Iseth thou okay?" Steven screamed, suddenly obtaining levitating skills and flying into the room.
"Steven, son, what….are you doing?" Mr. Stone asked.
"Silence! You killed my father!"
"Steven, I am your father…."
Steven fell to his knees. "Noooooo!" He now magically pulled out a Light Saber. "Die liar!"
With all his might, the hyper Champion sung the Light Saber at his own father. But unfortunately, Mr. Stone ducked and the saber went flying from Steven's hands because of the force. It flew across the room and landed on the floor. It then burned into the floor, fell through, and landed on a computer causing it to catch fire and spread.
"My company!" Mr. Stone screamed running downstairs.
"Steven, what have you done?" May screamed.
"I shall save you May!" Steven grabbed May and threw her out the window.
"May!" Brendan screamed, swooping down on his flying Pokemon. "Are you okay?"
"I was just tossed out of a window. How do you think I feel?"
"Well, quickly call out your flying Pokemon; we've got to get out of here!"
May did as she was told and Wes, her, and Brendan all flew to Petalburg, leaving the burning Rustboro behind. As they neared Petalburg, the three trainers looked at the setting sun.
"He'll be here by nightfall. We'll be prepared." Brendan said.
"And Steven comes, in the night…."