Zelda: Wow, it's the final chapter of Sugar and Steel. And enjoy your time with Steven's hyper side, for I'm afraid he's gonna lock it up for a long time, along with his trust of May and Brendan. Also, there is going to be an added bonus. I sneak preview of my next Fan fic that should come out soon. Well, enjoy my friends!

Chapter 8:

Steven's Final Attack

Steven's hyper tanks were now reaching empty, but he still is the same hyper grey-haired freak that we all fell in love with right? Well, "love" isn't necessarily the word of choice but I was kinda in the mood. Anyway, Steven's mode of transportation was somewhat different this time. Instead of merrily skipping his way (whilst destroying everything in sight) to the next vulnerable town, he just so happened to find a weak trainer to manipulate. Going from town to town isn't the best on your feet, so he hopped on the back of this weak trainer and, riding him like a horse, galloped his way to Ordale Town, getting a few awkward stares along the way. When he reached the borders of this quant little town, he tied the trainer up against a tree, screamed, "You're the human wedgie!" and left him to be mauled by a pack of Mightyena. How nice.

Although nearby, Neb and Akikami who somehow sneaked into my story where by a small pond.

"That's the last time I'm following your instincts! We've been going in circles for the past hour!" Akikami screamed.

"Well, sorry! It was your idea to come here anyway!" Neb snapped.

"Great. We're stuck here."

It was silent. Then Neb said, "Wanna talk about Sora/Riku pairings? Or maybe Satoshi/Daisuke?"

Okay! What did I say in Chapter 3 and Chapter 6? No gay pairings or pervertedness!

Neb huffed. "Well if we don't talk about gay people, then you have to poison the water! POISON THE WATER NOW!"

That's it! Suddenly a Gyarados flew out of the water and ate Neb. Akikami laughed at this and threw Neb's Clarinet into the monstrous water Pokemon's mouth as well. But, immediately after it swallowed it, the Gyarados passed out with a terrible stomach

Though, unaware of their doom, the people of Ordale were presently getting ready for a nice peaceful sleep. A young boy, about the age of six, was slipping into his pajamas and his mom came in to tuck him in. The mother kissed the boy goodnight and closed the door just so a little ray of light could scare the monsters away from the boy. But, this little light didn't help this monster away. Just outside of the boy's window, the pointiest part of Steven's hair was lingering outside of the boy's window. This moment I thought could use the Jaws theme. So out of nowhere an orchestra formed and started playing the Jaws theme and Steven slowly advanced towards the boy's window. The boy rubbed his eyes and looked out the window to see where the music was coming from. Bad idea. As soon as the boy opened his window, Steven leaped in armed with a giant toothbrush.

"Did you brush your teeth before you went to bed?" Steven asked.

The young boy shook his head. How dumb can this kid be?

"Oh okay…FEAR THE WRATH OF ORAL HYGENE!" Steven began beating the child over the head with his toothbrush.

Immediately, the boy's mom ran in and saw her son being beaten by a crazed man with a toothbrush. "The apocalypse is here! In the form a toothbrush!" The woman screamed.

Everyone in Ordale heard the lady's cry and immediately started panicking. Some, pointed guns to their heads and died. Others drowned themselves in their own sink. Pitiful.

Many deaths were happening at this time, so May and Brendan fired their guns anyway. This only made it worse. More and more people actually began to think the apocalypse was here and they started killing themselves. Few got shot by May and Brendan. While all this was happening, Steven was tying the little boy to the giant toothbrush and then somehow made it combust into flames. But, the hyper steel trainer began feeling sick and tired. With as much hyper strength he had in him, he headed towards Littleroot.

Wes was watching May and Brendan cause a massacre, but he also noticed Steven stumbling his way towards Littleroot.

"Uh, guys?" He poked Brendan. "Steven…"

"What?" Brendan exclaimed looking to where Wes was pointing. "No! He's getting away! Wait…why is he holding his stomach and stumbling."

"The sugar side effect, you idiot," May growled. "After you get hyper, you get sick and pass out depending on how much you had and your personality. I personally think we should just let him pass out. Serves him right…"

And so that's what they did, and in a matter a minutes, Steven collapsed. And his last thought was on roast duck. We all know what roast duck tastes like right? Yeah, that's what he was thinking about, roast duck. Roast duck is cool. Actually, the funny thing is, I've never had roast duck. My mom says is greasy and to never try it. I bet it takes long to cook. Roast duck…

"GET ON WITH THE FREAKIN' STORY! I WANNA GO HOME!" Brendan yelled.

Alright fine.

Two months later…

There were voices in the room.

"Churros are awesome."

"No way! Foot loops are much better!"

"What are you talking about? Donuts are much cooler!"

Steven opened his eyes to find that he was in a hospital, with that nasty hospital smell. Oh yeah, you know that smell. "Where am I?" He stuttered. "And why do I have a headache?" He lifted up his head to see May, Brendan, and Wes.

"Wow, after two months, he awakens," May said.

"TWO MONTHS!" Steven exclaimed, regaining his energy and jumping out of the bed. "What the crap happened to me that made me go into a coma for two freakin' months?"

"Wow, Steven is ticked." Brendan responded. "Um, you got hyper, really hyper."

"What? I don't eat sugar!"

"Uh, yeah. We were kinda involved," May said.

Steven began shaking May violently. "What did you do? Tell me!"

At this moment, some random dude (let's call him Skyler) walked into the room…along with his Charizard that was in a pink apron holding a nice cooked breakfast.

All of them stared in disbelief. Steven let go of May and she fell over.

"What?" Skyler asked.

"Zelda!" Steven yelled. "Some random kid snuck in here!"

Huh? What? Hey! Skyler! Who the crap gave you permission to come here?

"Hey! You said I could!"

Um, that was sarcasm! SARCASM! GET OUT!

"Fine!" Skyler opened the window. "But this story is screwed up!" And out he jumped…out of a window seven stories up. Idiot.

Hey! You get out of here too Pinky!

The Charizard sighed and left this story too, mumbling, "Darn Skyler. Gonna kill him…"

May wiggled her way back into her position that she was in before we were so rudely interrupted. "Uh, Steven, about the sugar thing…we kinda poured thirteen pixy stix into your coffee…"

"WHAT!" Steven exclaimed. "You fools! I can't eat that much sugar! I can cause a massacre! Why do you think Orre is a desert?"

"That was you?" Wes screamed. "We are parched everyday because of you! You little bi-

Because of Wes's intolerable language, he was taken out of the story.

"Uh…well…what did I do while I was hyper?" Let's all thank Steven for improving.

"Well," Brendan started. "You put each of the Elite Four members in the hospital and/or Solitary Confinement, you blew up Mossdeep, blew up Lilycove, burned down Fortree, plagiarized the generator in New Mauville (Steven blinked at this), caused both Maxie and Archie to vanish, burned down your dad's company, and caused everyone in Ordale Town to commit suicide because you beat up a five year old with a toothbrush. And that's a summary of it; you did much more…"

Steven was in awe for a few minutes, and then he said, "Well, at least we're not dead!"

May, Brendan, and Steven all laughed like a happy family at the end of a sitcom. But, a doctor broke this happy moment.

"Steven Stone?" The doctor asked.

"Yes?"

"We have some bad news, your grandfather just died. So sorry." Then the doctor left, merrily skipping down the hall.

Steven fell to his knees screaming, "Nooo!" While May and Brendan began to laugh again.

And they all lived happily ever after…in debt…and jail…

Special Sneak Preview of Pokemon Pairings Parodies!

A young boy was helping his mother string wet clothes on laundry strings.

"Don't forget to pin your underwear neatly, Johnny," The boy's mother said.

"I won't, mommy," the boy replied.

Meanwhile, very nearby, Lance, Steven, and Wallace were watching the phenomena of stringing laundry. Until Steven noticed the little boy hanging underwear.

He ran up and snatched the item of clothing from the boy's hands, "What is this?" Steven exclaimed.

"Underwear, sir. Spiderman underwear," the boy answered, scared.

"Do you know that young children are starving in Hungary and you are wasting this perfectly delicious piece of food?"

"Underwear…isn't food…"

"Oh and look who thinks he's a clever Dan! Well you just waste your food little missy and see how the Hungarians feel!"

Lance and Wallace dragged Steven away from this boy.

"Steven!" Wallace yelled. "You can't scare little girls like that! Wait for them to grow up a little and then you can really scare them. Heh heh heh…" Wallace's mind began filling with disturbing images.

"You all are crazy!" Lance stopped dragging Steven and pulled out a Pokeball. "I'm out of here! Come out Dragonite!" Instead of a 7 foot dragon popping out, a note came instead, "Out to Lunch. Back in 20."

"What?" Steven screamed. "The author allows us lunch at 1:30! It's 12:15! Are all of our Pokemon gone?" Steven threw out his Metagross…which was a piece of paper instead of a 10 ton…thing…

Wallace threw out his Luvdisc, which was two pieces of paper instead of a hideous heart shaped fish. One of the papers was just plain but the other was pink and lacy. Wallace blushed. "Oops…"

"Wait, what is this?" Lance opened the paper and read it. Then he rolled his eyes. "Wallace…YOU'RE HITTING ON THE AUTHOR?"

"Lance, get used to it," Steven said. "Wallace hits on every girl, more than once if I may add."

Wallace snatched back the letter. "You know what I always say; if agirl turns you down, try and try again until she calls the police, then try two months later."

Lance sighed. "Ah, nothing says I love you like being dragged away in chains."

Well there it is. That should come up around the end of this month or sometime in November. I'll have more on it soon.