So Far: Zhuge Liang will go to the market to get the supplies for the army. Meanwhile, Sima Yi got a new outfit that looks very nice on him! Cao Pi is planning to take Sima Yi to the market to see what people think. Also helping him is Zhen Ji and Zhang He. What's gonna happen? Read on.
Kingdom of Shu"I'm gonna go now!" called out Zhuge.
"Are you sure you don't want me to go with you?" asked his wife.
"Nah. It's ok. I want to experience my first time going to the market."
Yue Ying, worried asked, "But what if you get lost?"
He took her hands and said, "Don't you think I'm smart enough to figure it out. I'll probably just ask someone or something. Don't worry about me. If I can fight, then I can survive the market."
"But you don't fight. You think." Yue Ying told him.
Zhuge Liang, let go of her hands and said, "Well…I sometimes fight. Don't worry, ok, I'm off!"
Yue Ying waved by and smiled, "Good Bye. I hope are smart enough. Haha."
Outside the Castle…"Your carriage is ready for you Lord Zhuge Liang," said some guy.
"Thank You." He replied.
When Zhuge Liang got up, the guy asked him, "Why are you going to the market? Isn't that a woman's job?"
"Well, I wanna pick out the items to eat. And remember when Yue Ying went?" Zhuge asked.
"Oh yeah…" the guy said…
(Flashback)
"No! I asked for you to give me 55 boxes of carrots, and you give me 54.9 boxes! HOW DARE YOU! I HAVE BEEN WAITNG HERE FOR 8 HOURS AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET ME!" Yue Ying yelled at the shopkeeper.
The shopkeeper said in a Chinese accent, "AHH! I sorry! Ahh! I go get you 1 more box ok?"
"TOO LATE!" Yue Ying cried and grabbed the shopkeeper and threw him in the air.
"NO ONE MESSES WITH ME!" Yue Ying jumped up on top of the booth and started to laugh crazily.
People started to run away, and soon after, the shopkeeper dropped down and slammed the floor hard, but luckily, he was still alive. 10 minutes have passed and Yue Ying was still goin crazy until the cops came.
"You're coming with us!" one of the cops said.
"WhaT?" Yue Ying cried.
The officer pulled her hands behind her back and handcuffed them.
"You'll be sorry! You'll be regretting you did this to me!"
"Save it for someone who cares," said the cop and took her in to the police wagon, to be sent to the judge.
(End Flashback)
"It was a good thing I found out and got her out of prison 7 days later." Said Zhuge.
"Yeah…I just hope she won't do it again." Said the guy.
"That's why I'm goin…"
"Good idea…ok have a great time…and don't get lost," said the guy, waving and bowing.
"I won't!" Zhuge yelled as the wagon took off.
15 minutes…
They got there and Zhuge Liang hopped off the wagon and began his shopping.
Kingdom of Wei
Sima Yi was walking around the castle. He was looking around, angry.
"God! There has to be something to do around here!" Sima Yi yelled.
With nothing else to so, he went into the kitchen to get a cup of Oolong Tea. With that, he went into the living room couch to just sit and drink. He took a few sips…
"Hmm? This tea tastes a bit awkward. It must be me. Things around here are getting on my nerves. Wait, it's probably the bitter mango I ate earlier or it's really just me. I don't' know." Sima Yi thought.
Having just thought of that, he finished the cup of tea and started to feel really drowsy. He began to yawn a few times, so Yi put the cup down and decided to take a nap.
5 minutes…
Cao Pi, Zhang He, and Zhen Ji were at the door, looking at Sima Yi.
"See? Told you that sleeping powder would work!" Cao Pi said.
"That was my idea!" screamed Zhen Ji.
"SHUT UP! YOU'LL WAKE HIM!" He and Pi whispered.
Zhen Ji covered her mouth, "Sorry."
"Ok. Quietly, lets go to him and start the procedure." Cao Pi said.
"What procedure?" Zhang He asked.
"Blind folding him and carefully taking him to the…oh no!" Cao Pi though…
"What is it?" Zhen asked.
"I forgot to tell the wagon driver about this!" Cao Pi cried.
"Just go tell him now! Zhang He and I will do this."
"OK! Don't mess this up!" Pi said and quietly went to find a driver.
"Ready?" Zhen asked.
"Yes. Lets go!" Zhang He answered.
So, quietly, they tiptoed to where Sima Yi was. They stopped. Zhen Ji slowly lifted his head.
"Blindfold him!" Zhen whispered.
Zhang He had a handkerchief in his hand, and he slowly wrapped it around his head and eyes.
"EW!" Zhen Ji quietly cried.
"What is it?" He asked.
"I'm lifting his head, and he's sweating!"
"Oh…umm? Just…let go now…SLOWLY!" Zhang He said.
Slowly and carefully, she lowered his head. They both headed back to the kitchen.
"UH! That was just disgusting." Zhen Ji cried and went to wash her hands.
"Ok. All we need to do is wait for Cao Pi to come back and we'll get Sima Yi to the wagon." Zhang He conferred.
Zhen sighed… "Ok."
10 minutes…
Cao Pi rushed back.
"Ok! He was busy with his wife but I got him…" Cao Pi said.
"What the hell." Zhen Ji thought.
"Did you guys do your thing?" Cao Pi asked.
"Yes. All we need to do is to get him to the wagon." Zhang He answered.
"Let's go then."
Again, they quietly went to where Sima Yi was again.
"Zhen, get his head, Zhang, get his legs, and I'll get the middle."
"OH! You get the middle…and I suffer with the legs?" Zhang He complained.
"Um? I don't want the head."
"Fine! Zhang He, get his middle, Zhen Ji, get his legs, and I'll get his head."
"OK…" said Zhang and Zhen.
Each of them lifted the part they were suppose to.
"Damn! He's not even heavy!" laughed Cao Pi.
The other 2 snickered. They quietly dragged him through the living room, to the kitchen, then through the halls, and out the castle where the wagon was. Slowly, they placed Sima Yi in the back seat of the wagon. They themselves hoped in the front with the driver.
"So, to the market?" the driver asked.
"Yeah…"
The horses started to walk and off they went, to the market.
"Hmmm…why is my hand sticky?" Cao Pi thought.
Both Zhang He and Zhen Ji started to laugh.
15 minutes…
When they got there, they removed Sima Yi's blindfold and woke him up.
"WAKE UP SIMA YI!" they all screamed.
His eyes slowly opened, and when they completely opened, he yelled, "WHERE AM I"