I'm so sorry I haven't updated. You can blame my school for giving me so much homework. But whatever. I'm Acing all my classes so far, but anyways. Here is the continuing of Love Can Be Trouble, Trouble Between enemies.
Zhuge LiangZhuge Liang was walking slowly so he won't miss anything he might need. On him, he's got about 5,000 gold with him. That's not so much but since he is a famous person known throughout the place, he gets discounts all the time, no matter where he goes, but HE has to be the one who buys it. Even if he is with someone, he HAS to pay in order to get the discount. (It's about a 10 off discount)
"Ok!…let's get started" he said.
So, he just started to go from booth to booth, buying as much as he can.
"Hey! How come he gets a discount and we don't?" asked a guy behind Zhuge.
"Excuse me," looked Zhuge. "Do you even know who I am?"
"Your definitely not my mother!" the guy said.
Everyone started to laugh.
"And you're too ugly to be my son" Zhuge countered.
The audience went 'Oooooooooo'!
"You got burned!" yelled out some other guy.
Angry, the guy just said, "Hmm…you probably just get a discount because you're too poor."
"Oh? Then what is this?" Zhuge said and showed him the bag with all his gold.
Everyone stared at it but didn't wanna take it because they all knew it was The Famous Zhuge Liang they would be stealing from.
"You probably stole it." The dumb guy said.
Out of nowhere, some guy shouted, "That's Zhuge Liang you low life!"
"Who the hell is that?" said the stupid confused guy.
"The one who should have killed you for not knowing but I guess he took pity on you." Zhuge said and continued shopping.
The guy looked puzzled.
"Oh yeah! Well, I'm Zhuge Liang!" he said.
The Chinese guy from the booth told the idiot, "No dumb-butt! That Zhuge Liang. The man you yelled at!"
"Ohhh…" said the guy and went to hang himself for not knowing.
Some guy followed him and said, "Dibs on his wife."
Kingdom of Wei
Cao Pi, Zhang He, and Zhen Ji were all looking at Sima Yi.
"What am I doing here?" cried Sima.
"Well," Zhang He started, but Cao Pi finished for him.
"What he's trying to say is that he was so shocked about your new outfit, he wanted to take you out for a shopping spree?"
"What?"
Zhang He answered, "Yeah. I just wanted to know if people like your new outfit!"
"Why can't you just leave me alone?" Sima Yi shouted.
"Anyways? Since we are here, lets go shop!" Zhen Ji happily said.
"Yeah…lets!" Cao Pi and Zhang He said, grabbling on to Sima Yi and pulling him deeper into the market.
While they were walking, Cao Pi whispered to some lady, shout out something about that guy's outfit. (Pointing to Sima Yi)
"That looks nice on you honey!"
Sima Yi was so embarrassed.
"Yo! Give me a pair." Some other guy added.
"You look so cute!" a pair of twin sisters also added in.
"I love you!" said Zhang He.
Pi, Ji, and Yi looked at He.
"What?" he asked. "I got caught in the moment."
They ignored him and left. 15 minutes have passed and the only thing they did was help Zhen Ji buy a new pair of shoes.
"Their sooo ugly!" Cao Pi said.
"No they're not! You're ugly!" Zhen Ji countered.
"Not as ugly as those shoes!" Pi laughed.
"WHAT?" Ji scremed.
They both got into a fight.
Zhang He tried to stop them, "Please, behave! Don't act like little kids!"
They didn't listen.
"I demand you to stop now!"
They still didn't listen, so on they went, Cao Pi and Zhen Ji fighting and Zhang He trying to stop him. Sima Yi couldn't stand it anymore with them fighting and the comments that are coming from unknown people about his outfit, so he ran away.
"Hey wait!" Zhang He said and Cao Pi and Zhen Ji stopped.
Sima Yi was running and running, bumping into other people.
"Hey watch it!"
"Stop Running"
"Get back here!"
Those were just some of what people said when they all go ran over by Sima Yi.
Still running, Sima Yi had no idea where he was going.
I got to get away form these people, but I don't know how, I'll just keep runni-Sima Yi stopped because he ran over someone that caused him to fall.
"Hey! Watch where you are…" Sima Yi said but was surprised to who it was.
"Oh, I'm sorry! Did I hurt you?" said the man.
"You are…" Sima said…shocked.
"Oh yes…I'm Zhuge Liang. Nice to meet you."
Sima Yi laid there on the ground. He didn't do anything because he was still too shocked about running into Zhuge Liang.
What do I do? He's just right in front of me! Should I kill him? I don't know! How come he doesn't know it's me? Is it because of the outfit?
Sima Yi just wondered to himself while Zhuge Liang was trying to help him up.
I GOT IT!
