Meg Ishiro, It may hav no plot but u still gotta think hard on how to make them look stupid.
Gir The Insane Flamin Ninja, Okay, Aragorn it is, Pippin I can work on.
Legolasgirl2005, Completely random, thanks.
Alateriel567, Ta! I'll mix Sauron up in this as well, or it might be next one.
Not gonna bother with disclaimer, you know I own nothing.
Aragorn sat on his throne looking Kingly. Today was the official celebration of Sauron's downfall, people from all around came to the celebrations just to watch the show. Aragorn couldn't help smiling broadly at the treat he had prepared for them all, each year Aragorn had the privilege of choosing the entertainment. This year was no exception, but this year would stand out from the rest. As he looked out on Pelennor fields where everyone had gathered he could see various dwarves and elves selling all sorts of food and toys.
"Get your Eye lollies! Buy a Ring of power!"
"Ooh, oh, me I want one!"
Aragorn stood on his throne signalling to one of the vendors.
"Aragorn sit down, you're embarrassing me."
Arwen was hiding her face and blushing furiously, when Aragorn had finally got what he wanted he sat down.
"Okay, Let the festivities begin!"
There was a roar from the crowd and Sauron was brought out in a frilly pink dress with a feather boa.
"Sauron, Sauron, Sauron."
All echoed the chant and Aragorn clapped along with it. Sauron was left in a space cleared for a stage. He looked embarrassed then stared singing.
I'm a little teapot short and stout,
Here's my handle here's my spout.
Tip me up and pour me out.
Roars of laughter followed but he was nowhere near finishing.
Itsy Bitsy spider climbed up the waterspout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out.
"Boo!"
Aragorn was on his throne again with his crown lopsided on his head.
"Boo, we want YMCA!"
There were shouts of agreement from the crowd, finally Sauron's shoulders slumped in defeat.
Young man…
Aragorn danced on his throne leading the rest of the crowd.
"Wooh! YMCA"
Arwen looked defeated as he started doing the actions, she finally joined in. Better to join them.
"Young man! I love this song."
Aragorn pouted and sang, Sauron and Arwen were the only one's not enjoying themselves.
"Go Village people!"