Tinystarkitten: yes, Noriko will be in here, for Ryuichi has got a big part and she comes with him, not sure how much Fujisaki is going to be in here since I don't really like the guy, be he will definitely be the butt of some jokes. And no, I haven't read Romeo and Juliet, but I think I'm going to have to, as I don't know enough details to make this good…

UWriteCrap: I've found I don't like writing like this much anyway. Pity I was too late fixing it, but thanks for the warning.

Now, on to the good part.

Yuki Eiri looked at the scenery, mouth wide open, cigarette having dropped to ground. He'd never seen anything so obscenely ugly in his entire life.

And Yuki Eiri is one to say what he thinks, as long as it's negative.

"That's the most obscene, ugly thing I have ever seen."

"You clearly haven't seen it before Ryu-chan got his destructive hands on it."

He looked at the boy standing next to him, who looked like it was taking all of his self-control to not throw up at the sight of the abominable thing. He recognised him as Bad Lucks keyboarder, Fujisaki.

"I must say, I'm glad I'm not the only one who hates it." He continued, "I was afraid everyone was okay with it."

Silence.

"There are people who are okay with this?"

"Yes. K-san says it's the most funny thing he's ever seen, Hiroshi-san is convinced the play's doomed anyway, Shindo-san loves it because Sakuma-san touched it and he also hasn't got any taste whatsoever, and Sakano-san is okay with it because seguchi-san is okay with it."

"…Seguchi is okay with it?"

"He was the one who hired the guys that made it in the first place."

Yuki did one of his infamous scowls walked away without saying another word. He didn't get far before-

"YUUkiiiiiiii!"

Sighing, he side-stepped the pink blur that came to glomp him, and walked on.

"Wah! You're soo mean!"

"Yeah! Meanie Yuki shouldn't let shu-chan crash into walls all the time na no da!"

he turned to make a harsh comment at the idiot singers, but his words were caught in his throat, as he saw what they were wearing. Ryuichis clothes were even more revealing then Shuichis (though he hadn't thought such a thing possible)

"You…Actually wear those clothes in publick?"

"Yeah! It helps me get in the mood for the play!"

'I am not thinking those thoughts now, I need to be able to concentrate if I'm going to talk Seguchi out of his, I am not thinking those thoughts…"

"Why doesn't Yuki-san put on his costume? Shu-chan says it looks very good on him no da!"

Yuki glared as Shuichi turned a deep crimson.

"What! It does look good on you!"

silence fell (again)

a deep sigh."I'm going to go see Seguchi now and ram this whole play thing out of that head of his."

"What! If Yuki hits Tohma-kun, Kumaguro is going to get mad at you, and you'll be sorry na no da!"

blessing the world with yet another deep sigh, Yuki went on into the elevator, not wanting to waste any more time or words on the idiot.

"I don't think he meant it that litteraly, sakuma-san."

"Really da?"

"Well, I hope so."

Ryuichi made his stuffed bunny talk

"Kumaguro thinks people shouldn't say things they don't mean!"

"I-"

"RYU-CHAN! O for goodness sake, quit running off! We've got more scenes to rehearse, you know!"

"But, Noriko-chan, Ryu-chan is tired of doing the same again an' again an' again an'-"

"I get the point, Ryu-chan. But if we don't practise, we'll never get it right. It's just like singing a song; that takes practise too."

"Singing doesn't take practise, 'cause Ryu-chan likes to sing a lot so it doesn't count as practise no da."

Sweatdrop

"Ryu-chan, it doesn't work that way!"

puzzelded looks from both singers

"It doesn't?"

"Don't you start as well, Shu-chan…"

As Noriko-chan finds herself in an impossible situation with the two singing bishonen (then again, she goes through arguments like this on a daily basis trying to keep Ryu-chan working), we're going to see how Yuki's faring in his battle against Seguchi Tohma.

"Ah, Eiri-san, have you come for the rehersals?"

"No, Seguchi, I came to ask you how the heck you got the idea to do a play, who designed the costumes, and why I have to be in this play, even though I'm not with NG records." He threw in one of his most ice stares, just for good measure.

"Why, Eiri-san, I got this idea from one of your novels!"

"What! Why do you even read those?"

"Because I like them, Eiri-kun. As for your second question, the costumes were designed by myself!"

'I bet that hentai put me in it just so he got to see me in a leotard…'

"And you're in it, because-"

"Don't expect me to actually wear the costume, Seguchi." He gave the iciest stare he could muster through the shock of finding out exactly how twisted, sick and perverted Seguchis mind was. It was still a stare that would send Shu-chan hiding in a closet (one would think the guy had gotten immune to Yukis stares, but Shu-chan's a hard learner.)

"What, do you not like it, Eiri-kun?" (Seguchi's always got his eyes closed so he can't see the stare)

growl "No. And I will not let Shuichi go on stage wearing his, either. He's enough of a whore the way he is."

"But he does like the costume."

"The kid's got no taste. That's all. And I think there are more people who's complain about the costumes, if they weren't so afraid to get fired. That Fujibasa or whatever his name is didn't seem to happy, for example. "

"Oh, but that's just because he can't have it that he only got a minor role, where the rest of bad luck got big ones. Even Sakano-san."

"That must've been the reason why he was looking like someone forced a handful of snails down his troth…"

"No, he always looks like that."

"Besides, who's Yuki to say no da? He always looks like Suguru-chan with a factor ten applied to him!"

"Ryu-chan, what're you doing here! Shouldn't you be rehearsing?"

"Ryu-chan and Kuma-chan are hiding from Noriko-chan, because they've had enough of stupid rehearsing na no da!"

"Ryu-chan?"

"Hmm da?"

"Get. Out."

Now Seguchi's got some pretty scary stares too. And no one, not even his 'best friend' Ryuichi, disturbs his precious time with Eiri. In that way, it's kind of like with his hat and feathers. No one but Eiri can touch those (Though Eiri wouldn't touch them for his life)

"Wha…?"

"Go play with Shindo-san or something."

"Whaaah meanie Yuki has is rubbing off on Tohma-kun! He'll get all of NG records infected! And we'll all die because no one cares enough for each other to get an ambulance!"

Whining some very vulgair words that didn't fit his usual behaviour at Tohma (heck, Tohma didn't even know Ryu-chan knew that kind of words, but then again Ryu-chan knows a lot of thing Tohma doesn't know he knows, but I'm not going to tell you those things, for Tohma might go and ruin my life for all eternity like he does to so many people), he ran out, only to be caught by Noriko-chan, who knew Ryu-chan well enough to know where he 'hid' himself.

"And now we're going back to rehearse!"

silence roamed once more.

"…That guy's got some serious problems, is he on medicin?"

"Yes, though not as much as you. Now then, Eiri-san, do you want to go and try the scenes with both of us in it?"

Yuki sighed. All the insanity going on around him was starting to get to him. But he wasn'tgoing to let it get to him. He wasn't. Right. He'd talk with Seguchi and get this stupid play out of the way, and everything was going to be normal. Or as normal as it got with Shuichi around.

Now, I believe I've mentioned my addiction to reviews before... That button isn't just there because it looks so proffesional, you know!