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As for the ones who did review (Thank you! I love you! Marry me!)

DogsruleW and tinystarkitten everyone else who asked for fanart: Sigh, maybe I shouldn't have said that before it was done…. I've got the sketches done however, and I've decided on everyone's costume, so there will be art soon. Like, maybe a few days. Really. Honestly. I won't disappoint reviewers (or at least I try)

rebelyell59: I think up stuff like that in the middle of the day, while completely sober. Imagine me drunk in at four in the morning…o.0 Yeah. That's when you get the fics FFnet won't host.

Anyway, only a little on Yuki this chapter, but a lot on Suguru and Tatsuha.

"I will not have a female part!"

"You don't have a choice! Do you want father to be disappointed?"

"There was nothing about him being disappointed or not in the contract. I will not be Juliet."

"There was, actually, but it was written in invisible ink." (1)

"…I knew I should've checked for that as well."

"But you didn't, and you signed it."

Yuki grunted and glared. His glare was reaching new depths. "Whatever. So what, exactly does it say."

"That you have to end up with Tohma as your partner."

"We can be Juliet's parents. He can be the wife."

"You need to kiss."

"We'll do a scene where I leave for work and I'll kiss him goodbye."

"That's not good enough!"

Tohma had snuck out somewhere during this squabble between siblings. He and Mika had come to an agreement; Tohma'd stop lusting after Eiri and be a good father to their baby (2), if Mika'd get her brother to kiss Tohma once. And then Tohma didn't mean a goodbye kiss! Anyway, he was sure Mika could handle this. Now then, what could he do? He had a whole day ahead of him…

Ah, yes, he'd go check on Fujisaki-kun. Make sure they didn't blow up his building. Though Fujisaki would probably not appreciate his concern. Tohma sighed. He didn't hate the boy, but it wasn't Tohma's fault he was better at everything then he, was it?

He'd tried to help his cousin, gotten him into a band, and now he was famous. He couldn't have done that without Tohma.

He was a little surprised to see the door gone (his worries about the building didn't entirely come from nowhere), but once he saw inside the room, he figured maybe Tatsuha was a little overly eager, or something.

…

My, that was quite the little orgy they had going on there; Tohma thought about joining (Tohma's a perv you know. Well you probably knew, with the costumes he designed and all ) But He decided that he didn't want to have sex with his best friend, and that he also didn't want said friend to hate him for spoiling a moment with his crush. Furthermore he didn't want to be sued for paedophilia and incest for having sex with his cousin, and if he wanted sex with Tatsuha he'd just have to go find him some other time, 'cause Tatsuha was always in for hot sex with Tohma (Tatsuha wouldn't sue him for incest, Tohma made sure of that the first time they slept together.)

So, Tohma decided to leave again and see if the other part of the building had been damaged by K yet.

But not before politely wishing Fujisaki good luck, and telling him that maybe he should get a move on. You gotta be polite, ya know.

"Gaaaah! Seguchi saw us!"

"What if he tells Yuki!"

"Aniki will take that chance to sue me for paedophilia!"

"Tatsuha-kun, I think Fujisaki's also 16. You're both underage."

"Oh. Phew."

"No, not 'phew', we'll both be sued!"

"Aw, man we gotta stop him!"

"Ryu-chan thinks Tohma-kun won't say na no da!"

"Really? Tatsuha-kun! Come back, Sakuma-san says Seguchi-san won't tell!"

"Ryuichi-sama does! Ok!"

Tatsuha jumped Ryuichi again.

Suguru felt jealous.

Shuichi felt jealous.

Neither could explain the feeling though, and the only one who caught their glares was Kumagoru, who'd been sitting in the corner all that time.

They hadn't really been having an orgy, you know. Everyone had their own reasons for staying, though certain reasons are also covered by orgy.

Ryuichi, for instance, was having a very good time, and wanted to enjoy the feeling as long as possible.

Shuichi enjoyed having Ryuichi close to him as well (who wouldn't) but he was slightly less happy with Suguru's groin in his face. Lucky for Shuichi, Suguru had ritually burnt his costume because it was 'evil' so he was wearing decent clothes. Shu felt guilty to Yuki though.

Tatsuha, well, put bluntly, Suguru was one helluva good kisser (Bet no one saw that coming) and Tatsuha just aint one to pass on a good kiss. As for Suguru himself, well…

He was too stunned by his first kiss to move. Poor thing.

Anyway.

After they'd gotten over the initial shock of what I put them through, and a few moments of Silence...

"You are one helluva kisser, Su-kun."

'Su-kun' turned beet red and mumbled something.

"I think that was his first time, actually."

"Really! Whoa, some talent you got there! Even I wasn't that good my first time, and I'm the best kisser I know!"

" You…You pervert!"

" Tatsuha…That's so not-cool to say about yourself."

" But it's true. Though, I'll admit, I may have found a rival…." He grinned as Suguru's blush deepened, and whistled at him.

Suguru looked like he was going to collapse.

" Jeesh, do you never get complimented or something!"

Poor, underappreciated and only ever complimented on his keyboarding skills Suguru looked at the ground.

"You don't say..."

It was too much, and the boy fled to the rest room.

" Hey! I didn't mean to hurt ya or anything! … Hey that's the girls room!"

A high shriek. Silence. Suguru quickly slipping into the proper toilet.

"I would follow you into most girls restrooms, but I think Seguchi put cameras in this one because some girls told on me when I was in there once."

"We don't want to know, Tatsuha-kun, just go do something about him crying, will you? It's very creepy to see him like that."

Tatsuha went after Suguru, presumably to steal another kiss, and maybe to comfort him as well.

Leaving Shuichi and Ryuichi (who was still horny) alone. Well, Kuma too but Ryu-chan turned him to face the wall 'cause he doesn't want him to see all those naughty things he's planning.

" Ne, ne, Shu-chan, let's rehearse na no da!"

"Sure, Sakuma-san"

Ryuichi pouted. Shuichi's mind fell into the gutter (Ryuichis damn cute when he pouts)

"Shu-chan! He an' Ryu-chan are friends right na no da?"

"Yeah."

" So, Shu-chan doesn't have to call Ryu-chan Sakuma-san! Though, Sakuma-san is better than Ryuichi-sama no da…"

"... Okay, if it's that important to you, Ryu-chan."

"Yay! Now everyone can hear we're friends na no da!"

Ryuichi giggled and glomped Shu, knocking them into a nice position. Again.

"Sa-Ryu-chan! Please don't do that!"

" Why not? Ryu-chan really likes it no da, and Shu-chan seems to like it too, despite what he says."

Shuichi really couldn't deny that, so instead he blushed. Lucky (more or less) for him, Tatsuha and Suguru came back.

" Oh! If we're… interrupting anything, we can just go back to the restroom again." Tatsuha grinned. Suguru shot him a poisionous look, that reminded him of Tohma, in some freaky way. "Okay, we won't..."

"We were just, ahm…"

"Playing tag, na no da! And Tats-chan's it!"

Ryuichi dashed out of the room, giggling madly, and dragging Shuichi along with him. Tatsuha laughed and set of after the two pretty singers, leaving Suguru to ponder what had happened in the restroom.

Once he'd gotten himself in the correct toilet, Tatsuha had come in after him.

"Hey, Su-kun, what's wrong, cutie?"

He'd hid himself in a cabin, but Suguru had never hid in toilets before so he didn't know you ought to stand on the toilet so your feet can't be seen, and Tatsuha did, indeed, see his feet. Suguru didn't know that though, and thought Tatsuha was just standing in form of the cabin he was hiding in by dumb luck.

"If you're not coming out, I'm coming in, you know."

He hadn't responded, thinking it was just bluffing. But, apparently, Tatsuha had been in situations involving people hiding in toilets before, and he climbed over the door with ease.

Toilet cabins aren't made for two people though, and it seemed Tohma found toilets a waste of room anyway, and had made them very (like, very) small when designing the NG building. Or maybe it was one of his sick tricks again, and were they so small especially for times like this. The latter seemed more likely to Suguru.

"I didn't mean to upset you, I was just stating the truth, you know."

"It…It's not your fault, it's just…Keyboarding is my life, and I've never been complemented on anything else before. Never mind something like…like…"

"Like…?" Tatsuha-san really liked torturing him, he bet.

"Like…kissing."

"I see. In that case, let me… reconfirm my opinion…"

The memory of what happened next made Suguru blush again. That pervert!

Before I knew it, he was kissing me again! I didn't know what to do, but he mumbled 'relax' against my mouth, and wrapped his arms around me.

After what felt to me like hours, but what I suspect was only a few seconds, I did, indeed relax against him, and he immediately licked my lips, and when I tried to say something in protest, he even put his tongue… No, I can't even think about it… And put his hands under my shirt as well!

Then some guys entered and I felt I could die when they spotted two pairs of feet one cabin and started making remarks, but now, I'm actually grateful, who knows what else that…that rapist may have done, had they not interrupted.

Suguru's mind wandered back to that kiss. He did understand how Shindo could write song after song about kissing now; it was a very remarkable experience. He hadn't even minded the kissing that much, but the tongue and the hands…What was Tatsuha thinking, he knew he'd only had his first kiss moments ago! He didn't want stuff like that yet!

Suguru rambles on about what a pervert Tatsuha is, and after a while his rational thought takes over again and he decides he may as well use the precious moments of peace and quit to write the script. He'd just have to take the original play and maybe alter it a bit, he wasn't into incest or anything like that; he'd stick to the original story.
Meanwhile, we'll take a peak into Tatsuha's thoughts (No, put you pants back up, I won't tell you any of the dirty things… Okay none of the things that would count as Yaoi or Lemon, because I suck at writing those. If I told you none of the dirty things this whole thing of looking into Tatsuha's thoughts would be very short and completely useless.)

Anyways…

Unbelievable, that a sixteen-year-old has never kissed before. When I put my hands up his shirt he went crazy! I thought it was impossible to ignore your hormones... Maybe that's why he's so stressed out.

I wonder what Tohma was thinking when he put a boy like that into a world like the music business? From what I heard, you need thick skin to survive there! Besides, how can you write so many songs about kissing, sex and romance when you don't know what it's like at all!

I don't normally go for boys like him, you know. I might take someone (or two) unwillingly (coughShuichicough), but not some kid who's never even kissed before. I don't even like doing first times; you have to teach people everything, and it takes all night. A full night of insecure kid touching you. Yech. No, I'd rather have some hot guy (or girl for that matter) who's also just in it for the sex, and forgets about me the next morning, maybe even the same night.

Well maybe they'd remember how good I was.

If I want Su-kun in bed, I think I'd have to be in an actual relation with him. But the only one I've ever considered having a relationship with is Ryuichi-sama. I've been after him my whole life, I think of him not only when I masturbate but even when I'm having actual sex! And, now, I've finally met him. I'm playing tag with him.

But oh, I can't help but wonder if Su-kun has any other…hidden talents…

Ryuichi-sama is acting like a three-year-old… It's kind of… lame.

Su-kun had a pretty nice body from what I felt…

Ryuichi-sama likes Shuichi…

I wonder if he has a big (...)

Shuichi and aniki are doomed to break up and then Ryuichi-sama's gonna get him...

Maybe I'll give this Suguru a second chance. He's related to Seguchi after all and Seguchi and… Well, his must've been one of the best blowjobs I've ever had…

But maybe I'll be able to get Ryuichi-sama in bed as well. He's got a godly body to go with that idiot mind after all. Su-kun can never compete with Sakuma Ryuichi's body…

All right, I'll just go after both of them. As long as I get laid, it's okay with me!

TBC…
(1)You know, like milk but then better, and when you put it on the heater it becomes visible.

(2)In the manga, Mika's pregnant. This story uses facts from the manga as well as the anime (whichever suits the fic better) though I've only read part eight, ten and eleven of the manga.

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