GUESS WHAT? I got FANART! Wheee!

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I know, the head sucks, but it's about the clothes here, okay. Anyway, I've decided on a different costume for Yuki (a thong with a see-through skirt over it and a top that is very small.)

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It's Shuichi. Or Ryuichi, I haven't decided yet.

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I love the hair. Really.

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It's how everyone feels about each other.

It's a crappy server, and it takes ages, I know, but you just have to look carefully and you'll find where to click to get to the picture.


Okay, it's decided then. Eiri-san will be Juliet, I (Tohma) will be Romeo, Mika-san will be Juliet's mother, Nakano-san her father, K-san Romeo's father, Noriko-chan her mother…
Tohma rambled on about who played what part, but Hiro soon lost track. His mind was on K. For some obscure reason, Tohma had included several kissing scenes in the new script. Thank goodness there was no more incest, but now, he had to kiss K.

Hiro was beginning to think maybe Tohma's secret hobby was playing matchmaker. It was obvious he was setting Ryuichi and Shuichi up together as well. Anyway, Hiro was sure that Tohma was a big pervert, and a Yaoi and Yuri fan. There was a lot of same sex kissing (Norika and Mika had to kiss as well) though Tohma said this was because the play was meant to give a statement to society about homosexuality or something. It was just a way to get more people to come see the play, but still…

Why did it have to be K, anyway? How did Tohma know K had feelings for him anyway? He had thought there was no one around when K told him he liked Hiro. It had been late, and the others had already left. He'd still been in the studio playing with his guitar a bit, tuning it, when K'd come in and told him right in his face.

"Nakano-san. Have something to tell you."

"Huh? Oh…Okay?"

"Hiro. I like you. Not as a friend, well, also as a friend, but also more then that. I know it's sudden, but please tell me if you return my feelings once you've figured it out for yourself."

After that, he'd just grabbed his bag and left, leaving a very stunned Hiro in the studio.

The thought of K having asked Tohma to include this kissing scene had come up, butt Hiro'd dropped it right away. Why would K have told him and given him time to think about it if he was just going to steal a kiss (or several, knowing Tohma) anyway?

That wasn't his biggest problem though. The biggest problem was that K was married. He had a wife, and a kid. Granted, he hadn't seen them in a year or so and from what Shuichi had told them about his meeting with Judy Winchester they mainly fought.

But he did like K, there was no doubt about that.

Hiro sighed. This was getting nowhere.


Eiri had tuned Tohma out after the first few words.

'Eiri-san will be Juliet'

Why did they want him in drag so badly! Was it revenge for something he did or didn't do? He'd have to ask Tatsuha later on; his little brother didn't seem to be involved in this complot. He just found the idea of his aniki in a dress (Could you even call the thing Shuichi had showed him a dress? It covered less than his underwear did) funny as hell. Little twerp.

Eiri sighed. He'd just have to make sure he stood with his arms crossed as to cover the ugly top, and stand sideways all the time. Seguchi really had a sick mind, to design that.

Of well, at least his father would be out his hair after this, and Tatsuha would officially be the temple's heir. Not that the kid would ever be able to run a temple, he could hardly even support himself, but Eiri didn't give a shit.

And then there was the kissing scene. Mika had refused to confirm Seguchi would behave himself, which, in his Mika-world dictionary, meant that the guy would be all over him. Great. He suspected he'd struck a deal with Mika, something along the lines of 'You get him one evening while I look the other way and after that you stop lusting after him and be a good, straight father to our kid.'

Eiri bet Seguchi'd done the campaign on homosexuality in society (Gay people are normal people too!) just to piss her off. He even made her kiss some girl, Noriko, who Eiri thought had a cute ass, presumably to get her out of his way. Yes, some marriage those two had…


OMG I wrote 20 pages straight in one afternoon, and my hand is so cramped! But the inspiration won't stop coming, and it's flowing faster than I can write! I've got a great plot for a D N angel story begging to be used as well (DxD, so I can add my own fic to my C2 ) And I am so not looking forward to having to type all of this as well :'(. Enough self advertising, onward with this fic!
K had tuned Seguchi out from the beginning. He got to kiss Hiro. He couldn't deny he wasn't looking forward to it, but he really hoped Hiro didn't think he'd said this up. Really really. Because he hadn't.

Perhaps… Hiro'd set this up as a way of answering his question. Tell him he returned his feelings. Ohh, that'd be nice.

But perhaps, Seguchi was playing matchmaker. According to Ryuichi, he'd done it before, and it was one of his favourite games. The only time he didn't succeed was when he tried setting Ryuichi himself up with some girl. But then again, this was Ryuichi. He wasn't exactly a reliable source of information.

K sighed as Hiro bend over to pick up a guitar pick, giving him a nice view of his ass. God bless sunglasses. He wanted Hiro so badly, it was kind of freaky. Slowly, he slipped into a kind of bliss, as he imagined 47 different ways Hiro could confess his love for him, most ending in bed, or on the couch, and a few in the backseat of the car as well.

He didn't notice the strange stares Seguchi (among others) were giving him. After all, how often do you see a gun crazy American sprouting hearts and blushing like a high school girl, without any top-of-the-notch weapons about that he could be drooling over?

Hiro felt he could die of shame, as Seguchi looked from K to him, with a knowing smirk that gave Hiro the creeps.


Suguru had, by now, gotten himself back together, and had gotten his crew to more or less pay attention to what he was saying.

"So then, Tatsuha-san, what part would you like?"

"I dunno. What parts are taken?"

"Sakuma-san is Juliet, Shindo-san is Romeo-

And Kuma's a fountain, na no da!"

"What, you're not going to be in the play, Su-kun?"

Suguru couldn't help but blush at the nickname, even though Tatsuha used it all the time, and Tatsuha couldn't help but smirk at the blush.

"Well, I wasn't planning to, no, but with the current shortage on actors, I guess I'll be Romeo's father…"

"Then, I'll be Romeo's mum!"

"Huh, You're gonna cross-dress out of free will, Tatsuha?"

Shuichi was very surprised. Tatsuha was a pervert alright, be he wasn't like that, was he?

"Tats-chan isn't like his scary aniki at all na no da!"

"That's an understatement! But no one has objections to me being Romeo's mum?"

"Well, why, do you want to be Romeo's mother? Wouldn't you rather have a male part?"

"Well, you said you were gonna include stage kissing, didn't you?"

So, it was just perverseness after all.

"You…! No, you can't be Romeo's mother if that's the reason!"

"Relax, Fujisaki-kun! It's not such a bad idea; after all, you said you wanted fan service, right?"

Poor Suguru sputtered, but couldn't find something to say against that. He could only wonder why Shindo-san chose Tatsuha-san's side.

"Anyway, we need to design costumes, and we need to design the scenery. You guys do that, and I'll write the script."

"I'll help you with the script; I'm terrible at drawing and stuff like that!"

"But, but… I wanna keep this costume!"

"Ryu-chan too na no da!"

Suguru sighed. "Let me guess, Yuki-san liked the costume, didn't he, Shindo-san?"

Shuichi blushed slightly. "Well, yeah…"

"Whatever! You can just design something aniki will like even better! Now, go to a studio or something, while I an' Su-kun do the script!"

"Hey, I haven't agreed to anything-

Bye bye Fu-chan! Have fun with Tats-chan no da!"

Ryuichi dashed out again.

"Try to let him do at least a little work before you jump him, okay, Tatsuha-kun?"

Shuichi dashed out after his idol.

Suguru couldn't help but gulp nervously at the look in Tatsuha's eyes.


There, yet another chapter done! The thing is, I've really come to a point where I need to have read the actual play I think, so I tried reading it, but I just couldn't read more than a few lines without getting annoyed and throw the book around the room (don't ask why) so I'm afraid this won't be completely authentic. If you really have a problem with that just say so in a review and when I get, say, at least ten people who say that, I'll give reading the play another try.