OMG my first Yaoi! Squeel! Tehee, it sucks, I know. (sighs) anyway. On to the fic.

Ryuichi found, as he wrapped his arms around his prey, that there was more to Shu-chan's costume than met the eye. Sneaky, perverted Tohma-kun. Ryuichi mentally snickered. The costume seemed to guide his hands under the tiny thing that went as a top, and he felt something made out of leather underneath. Ryuichi couldn't make out what it was though. Seemed he was going to have to take off the thing then… But not now. Everything in it's own time.

Ohh, it seemed his costume had a similar construction! He hadn't even noticed it when putting the thing on. Sneaky sneaky Tohma-kun! Ryuichi bet Tohma-kun was worse of a pervert than Tats-chan, and maybe even as bad as Ryuichi himself!

Ryuichi snickered. If the hardness against his groin was any indication, Shu-chan sure was enjoying himself! He then decided to shut his mind down in order to fully enjoy the kiss.

Tohma peeked into the room Ryuichi and Shuichi were 'rehearsing' in. So far everything went perfectly according to plan. Ryuichi went after Shuichi, so both singers were out of his hair, Mika and Noriko were too busy glaring at each other and not-looking forward to kissing. Eiri was within reach. He had been a little worried when Tatsuha showed up, the brat could have ruined everything, but it seemed his cousin was very useful after all. And it would be good for Fujisaki to have a boyfriend. Tohma loved bonuses like that!

And then there were K and Hiro. Those two were meant for each other! He'd watched over the surveillance cameras as K declared his love for Hiro, but it seemed the boy had a problem with K being married. Oh well, one or two phone calls to Judy Winchester could solve that.

Tohma had returned to his own crew just in time for the kissing scene between K and Hiro. They did mouth-to-cheek last time, but they wouldn't this time, he'd make sure… Tohma was evil, and he loved it. No, they were still way to shy!

"Nakano-san, I want a mouth-to-mouth kiss! A real kiss! You've been trough a lot to meet your lover, so show it!"

Ah, such a cute blush! Pity K would kill me if I touched him; else I might give him a try myself!

"Still no good! Do it again! And K-san, I really think you ought to put that magnum away. If you want to carry a gun, at least pick one that suits the costume."

"I'll never part with my magnum!"

Tohma simply chuckled and signalled they could try again.

…

He sighed and shook his head. "Again!"

Tohma sighed, shook his head, and said 'Again!' seven more times, before he was reasonably content with their kissing. Hiro was flushed and K was panting slightly by then.

"Now if you can start with something like that next time, we can add the final touches. Next act please!"

Hiro glared at Seguchi as he returned to his seat. Why did the damn bastard have to go and make them kiss ten times! Ohh, he was going to pay for that! But what could he possibly do that didn't endanger his job? He looked to his side and saw Yuki sitting there, fuming, and apparently trying to make the scenery collapse onto Seguchi by sheer willpower. It sure didn't look very stable… He looked to his other side to see K also glaring at Seguchi.

Hiro grinned. If he could get those two to help him, he stood a fair chance. He nudged K and asked him if he wanted revenge on Seguchi as well, and K whispered enthusiastically and pulled out his gun. Hiro sweat dropped and whispered something about not wanting to kill the guy, when-

"Nakano-san! K-san! I understand if you two are a little exited after all that kissing, but please just find a private place, and don't do stuff like that in public!"

Hiro blushed and only then realised how close they were in order to be able to hear each others whispers. He pulled back quickly as K clicked his gun in warning. Seguchi just smiled and turned his attention to the play again.

"I swear, that guy's a dead man."

Hiro sighed again and turned to ask Yuki of he wanted revenge on Seguchi as well. He got a grunt and an evil smirk, and Hiro took it that was a 'yes'.

He then began thinking up ways for Seguchi to suffer.

Suguru twitched. This was getting out off hand. Sure, Tatsuha hadn't broken his promise of not getting in his pants or under his shirt, but if he had realised what he could do with his mouth, he would've included opening the damn thing with the forbidden things as well.

He was still sitting in Tatsuha's lap (it was, he admitted grudgingly, quite comfy). Tatsuha wouldn't Shut up however, and it was seriously pissing him of.

"And after that, we could go to my room, and we could fuck on the bed, on the ground, everywhere. There wouldn't be a single place left that we haven't screwed in, on or against. And then, I want to-

"Tastuha…Kun…"

"Yes, Su-kun?" Tatsuha grinned. This kid was just too precious for words.

"Will you shut. The hell. Up."

"Now now, Su-kun, watch you language."

"Says a person who was jabbering on and on about fucking this and fucking that mere seconds ago."

Tatsuha gasped in fake shock. "Su-kun! You said fuck! Twice!"

Suguru sighed. This was going to one long time.

"Umm, Ryu-chan…"

"Hmm…?"

Shuichi was really having a hard time keeping his voice steady. Ryuichi had pushed him down onto a table and was now straddling him. He was really enjoying himself. But…Now he'd knocked over a bottle of strawberry juice. And if he remembered correctly, that stained.

"I…um…kind of knocked over your juice… And I think it stains…"

Ryuichi paused his ministrations to look. "Shu-chan is right na no da." Ryuichi sighed disappointedly. He wanted to make out with Shuichi some more, but he also remembered the last time he had stained Tohma's expensive carpet. He hadn't been amused, and that's an understatement.

"Tohma-kun'll get mad if I ruin the carpet again. We should probably try to clean this up."

"Okay. I'll go looking for cleaning supplies, while you get a bucket of water."

"Okay! There's a closet with cleaning stuff just down the hallway na no da!"

Ryuichi dashed out of the room to get water, leaving a dust trail behind.

"Ryu-chan! Shouldn't you put your shirt back on first!"

After getting Ryuichi dressed properly again, Shuichi headed for the closet. There, he paused.

"Why are there… strange noises coming from the closet?"

Noises, like moans and grunts were coming from the closet.

A particularly loud moan. "But I need to clean that carpet else Seguchi-san will have my head." Shuichi shrugged and pulled the door open.

Silence fell.

Shuichi's eyes nearly fell out of their sockets.

"um… It's not what you think, Shindo-ku-

"AAAAAaaaaaaauuuuuuugh!"

Shuichi screamed at full volume. And full volume was loud, what with him being a singer and all.

"Shindo-kun!"

"AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Bad image! Bad image!"

Shuichi desperately tried to ban the image of Sakano-san and Noriko-chan half naked doing things that Suguru would consider 'unspeakable'.

He wasn't succeeding however. He decided that maybe it'd help if he couldn't see them anymore, and shut the door again, but Noriko threw it open again, after covering herself. "Shindo! If you tell anyone about this, I'll have Tohma do something to you that surpasses your worst nightmares!" She then shut the door again, and the noises picked up again. Shuichi ran of in search of another closet to get cleaning supplies.

Meanwhile, Ryuichi had already gotten the bucket of water, almost flooding the bathroom and the hallway while he was at it.

"What's taking Shu-chan so long no da!" He asked Kumagorou, whom he'd fetched from the room Suguru and Tatsuha were writing the script in. They had been to busy to notice him.

"What if something gasp happened to Shu-chan! He could've fallen from the roof na no da, or Tohma-kun might've killed him no da, or he might've been caught by scary Yuki-san and raped to death no da, or… NO! Shu-chan, hang in there, Ryu-chan an' Kuma-san will save you no da!"

With that, Ryuichi set of find Shuichi, and headed for the hentai closet.

(gasp) "Noriko-chan! How could you! Not telling Ryu-chan you an' Sakano-san were all lovey-dovey! Waaaaaah! I bet you two got married without Ryu-chan there! Waaaaaaaaaaaah Noriko-chan hates Ryu-chan! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Ryuichi wailed and Noriko-chan sweatdropped.

"Ryu-chan, I don't hate you, and we're not married, either. Now go away, we were just getting to the good part. Shuichi went that way, in case you were looking for him."

"you sniffle don't hate Ryu-chan?"

"No."

"Okay, then no da! Have fun!" Ryuichi went in the direction Noriko indicated, so he could save Shuichi from whatever (hopefully perverted) situation fate had put him in.

"Ryu-chan! Don't tell anyone what you saw! Don't!"

Then, Noriko smirked at Sakano-san and closed the door again, this time locking it, so they wouldn't be disturbed again. Hopefully. Tohma was damn good at picking locks.

Tohma, however, was currently in 7th heaven. Next scene was the kissing scene! Hell yeah! He looked dreamily at Eiri. Eiri smirked back. This surprised Tohma. Was Eiri gasp planning something? Tohma looked at Eiri suspiciously. Eiri sighed and glared. Tohma was at ease again. Eiri was okay when he was glaring. There was something wrong when he was smiling.

Hiro and K giggled insanely.

Tohma was about to look suspiciously at them, too, when he heard his cue. He bounced on stage in a very un-Tohma-ish way, and nearly jumped Eiri. Because of all the pink fluffy clouds he was currently sporting, he completely missed that Eiri slipped something in his mouth. He quickly said his lines and then jumped Eiri. He didn't bother with a loving kiss, but slipped his tongue into Eiri's mouth right away. Ah, the sweet taste he had longed for so mu—wait, was that garlic! Ewwww! Tohma pulled away as quick as he'd jumped, spit out the garlic, and looked at Eiri in shock. He pouted and disappointedly said the remaining lines.

Hiro and K were in tears of laughter.

"Shu-chan! You're alright na no da! Ryu-chan was afraid you'd been raped to death by a multi-penised monster!" Shuichi sweat dropped.

"Naw, I was just getting the cleaning supplies…"

Ryuichi smiled sweetly at him and hugged him gently. "Ryu-chan is really glad Shu-chan's okay." He said softly, as he buried his head in Shuichi's soft hair. Shuichi melted into a puddle of bishi-goo. That was the sweetest thing anyone's ever done to him! Ryuichi put the goo that was Shuichi in one of the buckets he'd brought along and headed back to the room with the stained carpet.

"Lesse. What do we do now, Shu-chan?"

"I dunno. Just pour some of this and some of that and that on the stain and let it work for a while and then we'll wash it away with water."

"Okay no da!"

Ryuichi poured some stuff together. It began to bubble and smoke came off it.

"Done! Now we have to wait, so let's practise some more!"

IMPORTANT NOTE

If you don't want to read Yaoi (very crappy yaoi for that) skip on to the next interlude bar. All you have to know is that they have sex. Nothin' important happens.

END IMPORTANT NOTE

Before Shuichi knew it, he as kissing Ryuichi again, and it seemed the sexy god was even more eager than the first time. And he liked it. They kissed for some time, exploring each others mouth and lips, when Ryuichi began sliding his hands over Shuichi's body, and Shuichi shyly began touching Ryuichi as well. After a while Shuichi felt his head get lighter, as if he were drunk, and he pondered why that could be for a moment, but dropped the thought when Ryuichi brushed a particularly sensitive spot.

He soon found himself on his back on the table again, but this time Ryuichi spread his legs and stood between them, rubbing their groins together. Shuichi couldn't suppress a moan and Ryuichi smiled at the flushed boy. He was so sweet, and somehow, he managed to seem innocent even in something like this.

He sneaked his hand into Shuichi's pants, and was pleasantly surprised to find he wasn't wearing anything underneath. Neither was Ryuichi himself, actually, but he'd show Shuichi that soon. He grunted as the younger one brushed lightly over his erection, though still clothed, it sent a jolt of pleasure through him. Yuki certainly trained his boyfriend well; Ryuichi had to give him credit for that. He slipped of Shuichi's pants off, exposing him. Shuichi whimpered. Ryuichi had thought the boy would complain that he would stay loyal to Yuki. Then again, Ryuichi felt strangely uncaring himself, and therefore decided not to pay attention to it.

He then realised something terrible. They had no lube. He hadn't expected to go so far and therefore hadn't brought any. He usually carried some with him in Kumagorou's secret pocket for emergencies, but he'd used that the day before. Ryuichi groaned in frustration.

"Ryu-chan? Did I… do something wrong…?" Shuichi seemed afraid. Must've had a lot of criticism.

"No, I just realized I didn't bring any lube no da. Damn."

To his surprise, Shuichi smiled and pulled a tube of lubricant from his costume, that lay discarded on the floor. "I don't have condoms, though…"

Ryuichi looked at him. Shuichi looked back. Oh what the heck, they both thought, and Ryuichi opened the lube and began preparing Shuichi. He slid a finger into him, and Shuichi sighed softly. He slid another one in and began scissoring them, stretching him. Finally, he pulled his fingers out and instead shoved another part of himself in. Shuichi moaned loudly.

"Shush, Shu-chan, don't want anyone to hear us no da." It was barely audible even though Ryuichi's head was right next to Shuichi's. He murmured something in return.

Ryuichi slowly began sliding himself deeper into his soon to be lover, until he was as deep as he could, then waited for Shuichi to get used to the feeling. When said boy grabbed his hips and began guiding him, he set in a slow rhythm, until Shuichi moaned again, signalling he'd hit his pleasure spot. He picked up speed then and soon, the were moving together hard, Shuichi's legs wrapped around his waist, seemingly pulling him in deeper each thrust.

Finally, the felt Shuichi coming under him, with another loud moan, and he let himself go, thrusting a few last times, before coming too. He collapsed onto Shuichi, both panting hard. They slid to the ground afterwards, and soon fell asleep.

After Shuichi replayed their actions in his dreams a few more times, adding to the mess they created and staining the carpet some more, he woke up. Ryuichi was still asleep. He had a soaring headache. It took him a while to notice the room was filled with green smoke, and there was a hole where they'd mixed the cleaning stuff together. It took him even longer to add one by one, and then some to come to the conclusion that maybe they shouldn't stay in the room for too long.

He fetched their costumes; put them on so that they were both more or less decent, grabbed Kuma and the lube and headed to the restroom to clean himself up. He blocked the door with a bottle of soap (don't ask how) and tried as well as he could to at least get the smell gone. Ryuichi soon woke up too and demanded some aspirin, But Shuichi managed to get him clean as well. They then headed to see if maybe Fujisaki-kun knew where the aspirin was.

During all of this, Shuichi was scolding himself for cheating on Yuki. He didn't blame Ryuichi, he could have just said 'no', after all.

"Shu-chan?" They were headed for Tohma's office because Ryuichi remembered (after almost killing Fujisaki-kun for using all the aspirin in the studio's first aid kit) that Tohma kept a big supply of drugs in his office. Ryuichi frequently saw him taking asperin from a drawer in his desk.

"Yes, Ryu-chan?"

"Do you feel bad for sleeping with Ryu-chan na no da?"

"…A bit."

Silence fell.

"You could've said 'no', though, no da."

"Yeah, I could've. I don't know why I didn't. I think it was the fumes. I felt kinda drunk."

"…Did you realise that Yuki-san could also have decided to agree to be Juliet, so I wouldn't even have had a reason to kiss you no da? You shouldn't just blame yourself, Shu-chan."

"You blame Yuki?"

"…I blame myself, if anyone. Ryu-chan wanted Shu-chan really badly; else he might've been less demanding no da."

To his surprise, Shuichi smiled. A little sad, but he smiled. "Don't feel guilty. Yuki sleeps with other people all the time, so he shouldn't mind. Besides…He needn't find out."

"Ryu-chan won't tell. Promise, na no da!"

"And even if he does fond out, maybe it'll teach him not to sleep with other people anymore…" The last statement seemed to be meant for himself rather than Ryuichi, so he didn't respond.

"Ryu-chan?"

"Yes?"

"I liked it."

Ryuichi smiled. "I'm good."

Shuichi smiled as well. "Pervert."

They reached Tohma's office, and Shuichi was stunned at the amount of drugs there was. Heck, it was more than Yuki had, and he had a lot of stuff he had to take for his ulcer!

After taking some aspirin, they set of to tell Tohma they had accidentally burnt a hole in the floor, and there was still mess. Shuichi was not looking forward to it.

There (whipes sweat of brow) what did you think of my first Yaoi? Was it bad or was it terrible? Or did perhaps /gasp like it! review, please!