Lord Harry Potter
Day 9 The good the bad the odd?
Everyone was up by 8 clearly refreshed from the night sleep and ready to go, they prepared the office with yesterday's purchases, computers and the such. And at 9:00 there were 18 candidates waiting in the large parlour. Luna and Neville took names and details while Ron, Harry and Hermione interviewed each candidate. The butler they thought should be filled first and so they started.
Info Candidate 1. Name Mr D.Nile, human, long work history. Said the card Neville handed Harry.
The interviews were quick they asked for a resume and a small demonstration of magic.
Mr D.Nile asked about the pay straight away then demanded a 3 day weekend. Hermione said "We'll call you."
Info Candidate 2: Mr B.Breath, Hag, can't understand a word he says.
"Thank you for coming but I'm afraid your not what we're looking for" Ron said quickly
Info Candidate 3: Miss S.Carlet, Woman (more like Veela), Nice as…attitude
"Thank you for coming, and going" Hermione snapped after the woman started to sit on Harry's lap.
"She was nice" said Ron
"Her breasts don't count towards the job Ron" Hermione snapped Ron blushed
Info Candidate 4: Mr D.Ment, Human (just), tried to feel Luna up.
"Thankyou get out" They all said at reading the card.
Info Candidate 5: Mr W.While, Man, Quite nice told me how to get rid of the blackberries and told Luna story, we recommend.
"Thankyou very much for coming we shall send an owl by the end of the day" said Harry
Info Candidate 6: Human(maybe part skunk), bit shabby for a butler, vomited on the new rug.
'Thankyou, NEXT" Ron shouted as the man tried to pee out the window.
Info Candidate 7: Mr S.Up, Man posh a bit stuck up, treated Luna like the maid.
"Thankyou you shall hear by 5pm good day." Harry said
After the last left
"No.5 defiantly, he was very pleasant and he gave me a toffee on his way out and the way he made the tea tray serve by itself was very classy" Hermione said
"I agree did you see that resume, same family for 30 years and a page reference from them when they passed away" Ron added
"That's settled then, He's hired.
Cleaner/Maid position.
Info Candidate 1: Miss C.Plain, Woman, very sharp tongue told me she hates children.
"Thankyou could you please see to this pile of washing as your demonstration?" asked Hermione.
The replied "I don't do the washing nor cook, and I want every second Tuesday off."
"Thankyou for coming you'll hear from us"
Info Candidate 2: Mrs H.Case, Woman, says she wont answer to anyone that ain't paying her
Q. from Ron "Could you clean the stain from this cushion please?"
"Very well" The stain vanished with the witches incantation.
"Thankyou that's very good, well be in touch"
Info Candidate 3: Miss B.Uxom, young woman, chewing gum obscenely while chatting up one of the gardeners.
"Could you please light the fire as your demonstration" asked Harry
"Kay" "Incendio" she said and nothing happened "Incendio…Incendio….Incendio" she cried with no success and then broke down into hysterics
"Thankyou that is all"
Info Candidate 4: Ms M.Other, Lady, Very friendly brought cookies, really good cookies, sorry none left told Luna about all her grandkids. Recommend.
"Hello Ma'am could you please demonstrate by serving the tea and maybe folding the washing"
"Offcourse Miss" She waved a wand at the clothes which folded neatly into 3 piles Harry's Hermione's and Ron's while she served the tea very nicely and then magic'd some cookies.
"Thankyou very much Mrs Other we will be in touch"
Info Candidate 5: Tinker, House elf, needs home good worker
"Could you clean the outside of the window for us?" Asked Ron
"Yes sir at once, sir happy, to help sir." The little elf waved her hand at the window which gradually became crystal clear.
. "Thankyou very much, we will be in touch"
Info Candidate 6: Mr H.Stuff, Young Man, 2 years training, Luna insists he should be hired they've been flirting.
"Could you summon a coat from upstairs, the brown in the closet in the front room?" asked Ron
"Accio" and eventually a brown coat came but "That's the wrong coat, but very good attempt, Thankyou very much, we will be in touch"
Hermione: "No.6?"
"No came the boys response"
"I liked no 4" offered Ron
"So did I that was pretty good wand work with the clothes, but I think Tinker would work well also, I think we should hire both."
"That's a good idea" agreed Ron
Gardner Position
Info Candidate 1: Mr.O.Range, human, knows a lot about fruit but other than that seems like one, sorry bout the black eye he made a pass as Neville and I couldn't stop him.
"Hello Mr Range would you mind cutting the grass in this pot using a spell?"
"Yes very pretty, Thankyou very much, we will be in touch"
Info Candidate 2: Mr B.Ranch, Vampire, will only work at night; can grow a mean blood plum.
"Could you please demonstrate a rejuvenation spell on the flowers?"
"Yes very nice especially how you turned them black, Thankyou very much, we will be in touch" added Ron
Info Candidate 3: Mr G.Thumb, Human, straight, thank god, if you hire number one I'll kill you, seems alright brought some home grown vegetables for us.
"Could you make the seed in this pot sprout please?" asked Hermione
Thank you very much the blooms were a nice addition, we will be in touch." Added Ron
"NO.3" they said as soon as the room was empty.
Repairer.
Candidate 1: Mrs R.Pair, Human woman, managed to fix that wobbly table while she waited.
"Right, Hello Mrs Pair, could you please fix that oil painting against the wall?"
"Oh that was marvellous very detailed cant even see the join, thank you very much we will be in touch." Said Hermione
Candidate 2: Mr Troll, broke the new chair.
"Could you please fix that window pain for us?" asked Ron
"Thank you we'll be in touch." Said Hermione when the troll scratched its head.
"No.1" Ron
"No.1" Hermione
"No.1" Harry
"Right well we best write some responses..
Position of Butler
Dear Mr D.Nile, We are sorry to inform you that your application was unsuccessful. Thankyou
Dear Mrs S.Carlet, We are sorry to inform you that your application was unsuccessful and are you quite sure you didn't want the strip auditions advertised on page 15 of the prophet. Thankyou
Dear Mr D.Ment, We are happy to inform you that your application was unsuccessful Note: don't feel up the interviewer. Good day
Dear We are sorry to inform you that your application was unsuccessful may we suggest a bath. Thankyou
Dear Mr S.Up, We are sorry to inform you that your application was unsuccessful. Thankyou
Dear Mr W.While, We are very happy to inform you that your application was successful. After a gruelling interview process we have ascertained that you are the best candidate for the job. We look forward to working with you from tomorrow morning, could you please present yourself at 9:00.
With Kind Regards,
Harry Potter
Position of cleaner/maid
Miss C.Plain, We are sorry to inform you that your application was unsuccessful. Good day.
Mrs H.Case, We are sorry to inform you that your application was unsuccessful Good day.
Miss B.Uxom, We are sorry to inform you that your application was unsuccessful and we advise that in the future you do not throw a tantrum in the interview. Good day.
Mr H.Stuff, We are sorry to inform you that your application was unsuccessful as the master of the house feels that in the future he would like to keep his wife. Good day.
Mrs M.Other, We are very happy to inform you that your application was successful. After a gruelling interview process we have ascertained that you are one of the best candidates for the job. We look forward to working with you from tomorrow morning, could you please present yourself at 9:00.
With Kind Regards,
Harry Potter
Tinker, We are very happy to inform you that your application was successful. After a gruelling interview process we have ascertained that you are one of the best candidates for the job. We look forward to working with you from tomorrow morning, could you please present yourself at 9:00.
With Kind Regards,
Harry Potter
The position of Gardner,
Mr O.Range, At the request of Mr N.Longbottom, we are happy to inform you that your application was unsuccessful. Thankyou
Mr B.Ranch We are sorry to inform you that your application was unsuccessful and we kindly advise a career change maybe something that doesn't involve sunlight. Thankyou
Mr G.Thumb, We are very happy to inform you that your application was successful. After a gruelling interview process we have ascertained that you are the best candidate for the job. We look forward to working with you from tomorrow morning, could you please present yourself at 9:00.
With Kind Regards,
Harry Potter
The position of repairer
Mr We are very happy to inform you that your application was unsuccessful as we ascertained from the interview you speak not one word of English and have the brain capacity of a worm. Good day
Mrs. R.Pair, We are very happy to inform you that your application was successful. After a gruelling interview process we have ascertained that you are the best candidate for the job. We look forward to working with you from tomorrow morning, could you please present yourself at 9:00.
With Kind Regards,
Harry Potter