I am now using a school keyboard! People keep distracting me and stuff but I bet with my friend that the story would be less perverted when I didn't use the Evil Keyboard, but, ah…
… Well I kinda lost the bet…
….I bet the Keyboards have united and are out to get me!
"So, what you're saying is that Ryuihci wants me to say sorry!"
"Yes, basically."
"Who does he think I am! I am Seguchi Tohma, I am never sorry. I thought he knew that by now…"
Mika sighed. "Well, you could always try saying sorry, even if you aren't…"
Tohma also sighed (they sure sigh an awful lot!) "Like he'd believe that."
"Just try it! If you don't try, you won't know!"
(Is there a saying for that in English? In Dutch is 'if you never shoot, you always miss' or something like that, pretty hard to translate)
"But…That would crush my male ego…" Seemed like Tohma's prediction about going from Mika to Ryuichi and back for eternity was coming true.
"I don't give a shit!"
Mika really seemed angry. Her hair was messed up from running her hands through it too many times, and she was red in the face from anger. He was going to get it later for messing up her hair…
"Okay okay, I'll go! Geesh…"
"Ryu-chan?"
"What is now?"
"I… I wanted to say… I'm sorry…"
Ryuichi stared at him. "huh?"
"You heard me; I'm not going to say it again."
Tohma looked like a stubborn kid forced by his mother to go and say sorry. Which was pretty much what he was, of course, but that's beside the point.
('friend': quit getting distracted and get this chapter done already! Geesh, you have the attention span of a three year old!)
Anyway…
"You're actually saying sorry."
Maybe it would be nice to know at this point that Tohma had dragged Ryuichi out of the studio into a restroom (Triggering Tatsuha's imagination and making Shuichi angry and cry, but that, again, is beside the point. (please don't hit me, friend!)) Blocked the door with a bottle of soap (it's tradition in NG to use a bottle of soap in stead of using the lock or something) and cornered poor Ryuichi. He grabbed Ryuichi so fast he didn't notice K and Hiro however (he didn't notice them before either but I forgot to mention it and it only becomes important halfway through this chapter anyway)
"Is that so strange?"
"You've never said sorry befor, not even when you lost Kuma and it took three weeks to find him."
"That was K! I mean, uh…"
"Do you even mean it, Tohma?"
"Why else would I say it?"
"To get me to tell it to you."
Tohma looked unfomfortable.
"See, you don't mean it at all."
"Well, maybe I wasn't completely honest,. But do you know how hard it was to tell you even so!"
"Oh, your ego must be crushed, I'm sure." Ryuichi glared at him. "But I don't care."
Tohma was getting freaked out now. Ryuichi was acting plain weird, not adding 'na no da' to his sentences and acting all grown-up and stuff, and even worse he and Mika were conspiring against him! They knew something about him he didn't!
"Ryuichi, please!" He threw in the most begging look he could (which wasn't very impressive if you were used to Shuichi and his extremely freaky puppy dog eyes. I mean, they just get so big! True, Ryuichi's eyes also change sizes as he switches from childish mode to serious and back (though it's less in the manga, but-Eeep! No, don't kill me I'll get back to work (sobs) you're so mean… (friend walks away again, running her thumb over the her blade, smiling contently))
So. Where was I. Oh yes, Tohma was trying to use his cuteness.
Ryuichi almost burst out laughing at the look on Tohma's face. Were those supposed to be puppy dog eyes? What a loser Tohma could be sometimes. But Ryuichi didn't actually burst out laughing, he was trying to make a point here, hello! And Tohma was dense.
"I'm not telling you unless you're really sorry."
"How would you know when I'm really sorry!"
"Well, if you're so sorry that you'll apologise to Shu in front of everyone, I guess that's sorry enough."
"No way in hell I'm apologising to Shindo!"
"Ok, then, Tohma, nice to have known you. Well, relativly nice until you got jealous. Anyway, goodbye, Tohma. Kuma says he won't miss you."
Ryuichi ducked away from Tohma and dashed out of the room, leaving Tohma flabbergasted.
"Ryuichi!"
Shuichi glomped his lover. "Shu no da!"
"You okay, Saku-
-Ryuichi an' Tohma, sittin' in the restroom, K-I-S- no wait, knowing Tohma, it would be more like F-U-C--
K shot Tatsuha. Suguru sighed and began bandaging him. Ryuichi glared at Tatsuha and 'accidentally' dumped Shuichi on him as he set the singer down.
Y'know, I just realised I hadn't mentioned Eiri in the last couple' chapters, I kinda forgot about him, but he's just been somewhere moping about what an idiot Shuichi is, and how incredibly unlucky he is and drowning in self-pity and being suicidal and stuff like that. Y'know, the usual. But, here he is. Bastard.
Tohma had called the guy that sold him the poison to ask how long it took to take action, and the answer had been 'right away'. What a liar. He'd made a few calls after that, making sure his life would be ruined. He felt better after that, but he wondered how long it would take for the poison to work, and what the effects would be. Because he knew from experience the guy had very powerful poisons. He must've switched the bottles (Tohma'd always wondered how he could tel them apart, they didn't have labels or anything). Tohma hoped he was going to at least die painlessly.
"Seguchi! I thought you were going to continue with that play? I've been sitting here for ages! What have you got to say to that, huh!"
Tohma sweat dropped. He'd completely forgotten about the play. Though Mika also said he should continue with it. Who knows, maybe it was a good idea. After all, he wanted to use his final days to do something constructive.
"Uh, Yeah, I was just about to continue rehearsing. Where are the others?"
"How should I know?"
"Well, you've been here while they all left, weren't you? Didn't they say where they were going?"
Eiri looked at him like he'd grown a second head. Then realisation dawned. "I think that crazy American and Nakano are hiding from you somewhere, but for the rest I dunno."
"Ah, I see. Did Noriko-chan also leave? I'm surprised."
"I think she's in your hentai closet with that mentally unstable manager guy."
"I… Have a hentai closet?"
"Yeah, the one with the sign 'taken'. You didn't know? I thought a taken closet was pretty obviously a hentai closet. Though I guess it could be Yaoi or Yuri too..."
"I think… You've been alone with your thoughts too much. Why don't you come along to look for everyone?"
"I'm bored out of my head, so I guess I'll come."
"Oh and Eiri-san? If I happen to drop dead all of a sudden, it's ok, just call Mika."
"…Whatever. Talking about dropping dead, did you do anything to the brat yet?"
"Umm, no not…yet…"
"Well hurry before I change my mind."
They set off to look for Hiro and K. Ah, yes; Tohma also had to do something about those two… Maybe his last week wasn't going to be so bad after all. He smirked evilly. Eiri took his distance.
"I finally see what you mean, Romeo, Juliet! Nothing can stand in the way of true love!" K grimaced at 'true love' and braced himself as the ever-horny Tatsuha jumped him, Suguru following reluctantly. Hiro glared daggers at them. Maiko non-stop took pictures. It hadn't taken very long for the yaoifangirl that lies asleep in all girls, to awaken, and she was now drooling over all the hot bishonen jumping each other. Hiro sweat dropped. At least she was too distracted by Tatsuha, Suguru, Ryuichi and Shuichi to notice K and he also had the hots for each other.
He looked back to the scene before him. It was one, big, orgy. Whom's idea had it been to let Tatsuha join again? Though Ryuichi had had a part in this as well... Maiko tugged on his arm.
"Hey, aren't we supposed to be making out as well?"
Hiro blushed. Maiko didn't have any trouble whatsoever kissing him, she was a good actor and "You've been friends with Oni-chan for ages so I know you pretty well too! And you're not the type to take advantage of helpless girls, now are you?" She'd winked at him after that. Hiro sweat dropped again as he remembered the little exchange. Yeah, Shuichi's sister was really something.
"Uh, yeah, you're right."
They began making out as well.
End of this Chapter
I'm sorry if Maiko is like, really OOC, but I haven't read all of the manga and she's hardly in the anime so I don't really know what she's like.
The computer doesn't know the word 'yaoifangirl'! Can you believe it! Then again, it doesn't know 'Yaoi' and 'Hentai'either, and maybe it's better that way. Else my mom might accidentally find out what those words mean.
Reviews:
crazyinmind: Ju-oh sama: (Dies laughing)
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PS Yes, very (cries) And I hate FFnet for making all the signs disappear so I have to use brackets for everything!
qwerty54: I know, I'm like a drug, once you've had me (oh that sounds soo wrong, but I don't know how to put it), you need more.
rebelyell59: Thanks for your continuing support, I really love ya!
And in case anyone wondered, the whole locking the door with a bottle of soap was inspired on me getting stuck in a room because I got the soap bottle stuck in the door and having to wait nearly three and a half hours before someone came home and freed me. But not before laughin' their ass off at me and calling everyone they knew about it, of course. And then they have the nerve to call them my friends and family… (cries)
I just noticed, Sakano-san's first name really is a mystery! in the menu where you pick the main charcters, it sais 'Sakano', where as it sais 'Shuichi S.'and stuff!
Anyway, be my drug and review!