(Sigh) Either I have a writers block, or I'm boiling with inspiration. I wrote chapter twenty-one just now, and I'm starting on twenty-two right away. O well, I guess you guys don't mind, do you?

Japanese terms:

Itai: ouch

Shacho: president

"Hey, hey, Eiri-san, if you want, I can show you the way out as well. We can just ditch them!"

K had been annoying the hell out of the two blondes for a while now, the others just laughing at the pestering, doing nothing to stop it, and occasionally helping, even. Though he was very much enjoying being carried by Eiri-san (he had been pretty surprised when Eiri actually carried him, instead of dragging him around as he'd expected him to. He must be making progress.), it was beginning to get too much for Tohma. And he couldn't do a thing on his own, being tied up and all.

"Seriously?"

Tohma nodded. "If you turn right here, we can take a shortcut and even beat them to the exit!"

Eiri glanced at the path coming up on his right side. It was even darker, damper and bloodier than the one they were currently walking on. But if it was a shortcut… His legs were hurting from walking around for hours and he had huge blisters as well.

"Hey! What're you two whispering about?"

"Are you sure you want to know, K-san?"

"Probably not…"

Another point for Tohma! What was the score, 5/238? He sighed. Something like that, yeah, and not in his favour…

He nudged Eiri. "C'mon, Eiri-san, now's our chance!"

Eiri took one last glance at the group walking before them, sighed, and dashed off into the dark, damp and bloody path. This was going to be hell.

"Hey! They're getting away!"

K tried to dash in after them, but Noriko stopped him. "Don't! You'll get lost! Tohma knows these dungeons much better than I do, so he's probably taking a shortcut. We need to hurry to the exit, else he might shut it off and we'll be stuck in here forever!"

Shuichi and Ryuichi started crying at the thought of being stuck here.

Hiro sighed and tried to comfort them. "No time, Hiro-kun, we have to run!"

Noriko dashed off. "Hey, wait!"

"Waaaaah, we'll lose Nori-chan an' we'll be stuck in here forever and die because we'll be eaten by zombies!"

"Zombies!"

"Yeah, I saw it on TV! If you get stuck in a place like this, the zombies come to get you!"

"Shuichi, shut up!"

"Waahaaaah, Ryu-chan's scared and there's bat crap on Kumaguro!"

Ryuichi began panicking and running into walls, setting off traps and all that. Noriko sweat dropped at the chaos. She always wondered how to measly, weak singers could cause so much chaos, and still survive. She'd probably never know…

"Hey, Su-kun, how about 'dawn of the dead'? I heard it's really good."

"Um… Isn't that a horror movie?"

"Yep. The reviews said it has the bloodiest zombies ever!"

Suguru paled. "I… Um… I'm not really such a fan of horror movies…"

"What, they scare you?" Tatsuha smiled knowingly. Suguru blushed.

"It's just a thing you have to learn! The first horror movie I saw made me wet my pants, and I couldn't sleep alone for weeks, so I had to sleep in Aniki's room. Though it didn't help much, because he kept waking me up in the middle of the night making creepy noises… But anyway, I won't do that to you, and I'll be there to watch it with you!"

"I really don't feel I want to learn how to watch horror movies. I mean, there's plenty of… other movies out there." Suguru restricted from saying 'good' movies, because he figured if Tatsuha was such a horror fan, maybe that wouldn't go down too well.

His boyfriend pouted. "But Su-kun! It's a must for couples to go see at least one horror movie, where the girl, in this case, you, clings to the guy, me, in case you didn't notice, during the entire movie! It's supposedly romantic, but I've never done it because I've never been in relationship that involved romantic things…"

"Oh, whenever you took a girl to the movies, you just picked porn or something."

Tatsuha grinned. "You know me so well, Su-kun!"

Suguru sighed. "I… I really don't want to see a horror movie… And you promised I could get a say in which movie we went to!"

Tatsuha looked thoughtfully. "Well, you got a say, didn't you?"

He got a glare in return. He chuckled. "Don't worry, if you really don't want to, we'll pick something else. How about this one?"

"Tatsuha…"

"Yeah?"

"You have no. taste. Whatsoever. Do you?"

He grinned sheepishly. I sighed.

"Y'know, Su-kun, I think our taste in movies is probably as far apart as can be."

"So it would seem…"

"Hey, I know, maybe we could go do something else!"

"Like what?"

"A gay bar!"

Suguru twitched and smashed him over the head with a piece of scenery (A primitive person, in cae you're interested, which I can't imagine you would be, but- okay okay, I'll go on with the fic!) Right.

"I thought I had already clearly stated that a gay bar was out of the question."

Tatsuha giggled. "You're so cute."

They looked at each other. Tatsuha closed in on him and pressed his lips to the other boys's. After some gently manhandling, Suguru found himself on his back, Tatsuha straddling him. They kissed again, tongues joining in the fun, and he even began shyly touching his pretty boyfriend as well, who took the gesture for a 'more!' and slid his hands up Su's shirt.

"Tatsuha, I told you I don't want that."

"Are you gonna wait until marriage or something!"

"Well, I was planning to, but two guys can't get married…"

he looked up to find a huge gaping mouth. "You were actually gonna wait until marriage! Oh my god, I can't imagine going that long without sex!"

"Well, I'm older than you are, and I'm still a virgin, so technically, I've already gone longer without sex than you ever have."

Tatsuha sweat dropped. "That's beside the point. But still, what are you gonna do now that you know you're gay? You can't get married."

"I'll wait for a point where I feel that if I could, I'd get married. Meaning it'll be a while."

"Yeah, it could be months!" Tatsuha seemed shocked beyond words at the thought.

"I might do… 'other things' with you before that, but I'm not going all the way." He looked up determinately. "But I'm not doing these when I only know you for two days either!"

"Other things?" He smirked as Suguru blushed.

"You, better than me, know all too well what those other things are."

"So true." Then a thought struck him. He smiled evilly. That must've been the best idea ever!

"Tatsuha? What's with the freaky look?"

"Huh? Oh, Nothing, Su-kun, nothing at all."

He hugged him in reassurances. Suguru looked at him suspiciously, then decided the pervert had probably just been having 'thoughts' again.

"Hey, Tatsuha, can't we go to the amusement park?"

"The amusement park? Sure, we can go there, I love those! But I didn't think you were into stuff like that…?"

Suguru smiled shyly. "I've always had a bit of a thing for amusement parks. You're right, I'm not someone you'd associate with those, and none of my friends do, because, y'know, they want to seem collected and intellectual, and think amusement parks are lowly, so I never told them. And no one in my family likes them either. I've been a few times on my own, but I'd love to have someone to go with…"

"I see… It must be hard, being around boring intellectual people all the time."

"I'm not really so smart or anything, but I don't feel comfortable with most other people, so that's why I'm with them…"

"You don't suit the nerds, you mean, but you don't fit any other group either."

Suguru looked away. "I guess…"

"Well, Su-kun, be glad you've got me for a boyfriend! I'll go with you to the amusement park anytime! And maybe you'll like my friends; they're great guys, a real laidback bunch."

Suguru looked up at him. "You…you think I'll get along with them?"

Tatsuha nodded. "Yeah. So, then it's decided, we'll go to the amusement park?"

He got an eager nod in response, and went back to kissing the hell out of his Su-kun.

"See, Eiri-san, we're here!"

Tohma had indeed led them to a way out. That they were both bleeding quite profusely and mentally traumatized for life wasn't a problem at all. Tohma was way to glad to be alive, with his Eiri-san (being carried by him, even, Tohma still got the urge to squeal in a Shuichi-ish way at the thought) and Eiri himself was way too glad to be out of that hellish thing Tohma called a basement.

"If it's not too much to ask, could you take me to my office? I can then get these handcuffs off and treat our wounds."

After finishing kissing the ground and praying to the sun, Eiri nodded, and carried Tohma to his office, occasionally stopping to write down the names of people who stared at them (the fact that they looked like walking dead did not occur to him) and once even the name of a very daring and idiotic person who squealed that the Shacho had gotten someone nice instead of that freaky Mika-person, and asked when the wedding was. Tohma put a thick line under that name. Eiri almost felt sorry for the guy.

After they arrived at the office, Tohma'd taken some spare keys from a drawer (they were his own handcuffs, after all) And was now treating a big gash on Eiri's back, caused by a ninja zombie attack. Ironically, his biggest injury had been caused when he tripped over an innocent rock (or at least Tohma insisted he hadn't put it there, and it wasn't meant to trip people) and hit his head on a rock.

Luckily, Tohma had a studied for medical doctor, and knew how to treat wounds.

Sure, he was staring and touched him more than necessary, but Eiri was too tired to notice. He felt he could sleep for days. Come to think of it, why didn't he just go to sleep right now? The wounds on his chest had already been treated, and the worst thing that could happen with Tohma around would be to get raped in his sleep… Oh well, according to Tatsuha, Tohma was good, and if he hadn't been so tired, he might've jumped the guy right now, so horny he felt.

"Hey, Tohma, I'm going to sleep now." He put his head on his arms and fell right asleep.

Tohma's heart skipped a beat. Eiri-san had called him Tohma! He couldn't suppress the urge anymore and squealed. Good thing the object of his affection was already fast asleep. He forgot all about his intention of locking Noriko and co. in the basement, as he jumped the opportunity to touch the man he'd been lusting over for years all he wanted.

I love this chapter! Of course, I didn't stick to my original plot that I spent so much time thinking up, but that doesn't matter! In case you wondered, I was planning to make Tohma and Eiri be zapped up by aliens to lead a happy life on a far-away planet, but this is a little less random, which I guess is good. And, I can now use them for something else again.(evil grin)

Reviews: Didn't get any yet, but that may be because the story has only been up for a couple of hours. So yeah. Just review both chapters like there wasn't a next one yet or something.