Me: "Ranma is going to have Seina's luck with women. Not only will four women be in love with Ranma but Ranma will be in love with four women, kind of like Seina's relationship."

Ranma then picks up Akane's mallet.

WHAM

Ranma: "You jerk! You had that coming! Start the fic!"

Me: "Hey! That's my line!"

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"Ranma? What's going on? Why can't I move?" Asked Rebecca.

"Well the reason why you can't move is because I wasn't looking where I was going and we got tangled up. Could you move your knee a little higher? Yeah that's it thanks. Anyways my mom told my fiancés that none of them can marry me unless they had her blessings and in order to do that they had to catch me first. The rule was first one to make physical contact with me would get her blessings." Said Ranma.

"Then wait a minute. That means…" started Rebecca.

"Yes Rebecca. You won. You have my blessings." Said Nodoka.

Rebecca then became beet red.

"NO! This can't happen! Ranma belongs to me and me alone!" shouted Akane.

The next thing you know Akane had several huge bumps on her head courtesy of Nodoka.

"My boy belongs to himself young lady! He is no one's property! Frankly I'm ashamed at all of your behaviors towards my son! Especially you Ukyo, my son didn't need a fourth fiancé he needed a friend!" said Nodoka.

The fiancés then found their shoes very interesting.

"Well that's great and all but…can somebody get me out of here?" said Ranma still entangled with Rebecca.

When all three, Nodoka, Ranma, and Rebecca, tried together they got untangled.

"Now Ranma, before we go I would like a word with your father. He deserves this cure too." Said Nodoka.

Nodoka then pulled Rebecca closer and started to whisper in her ear "Rebecca, I'm going to go and get Ranma and Genma cured. Would you like to come along?" asked Nodoka.

Rebecca couldn't seem to find her voice but nodded.

"We'll see you later then." Said Nodoka.

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At the Tendo Dojo a few hours later…

"HE HAD A WHAT!" shouted Genma.

Nodoka had just told Genma what Ranma was born with in private.

"You see this is why I didn't want you to know. But I decided it was high time to tell you and ask for your forgiveness for not telling you." Said Nodoka.

"I will forgive you for not telling me about the tail under one condition." Said Genma.

"What's that?" asked Nodoka.

"You forgive me for everything I've done to the boy." Said Genma.

Nodoka smiled a big smile at this "Of course I forgive you." she was just relieved he hadn't taken it too serious.

"Although the pit of cats thing was a bit much." said Nodoka.

"I'm sorry." Said Genma.

Genma then leaned in a little closer "So…you want to go for making monkey number 2?" asked Genma with a perverted smile.

Nodoka blushed heavily at this and stepped on his foot "Oh Genma!"

"OW! MY FOOT!"

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At Rebecca's house…

"Oh I'm so happy for you my little girl. You finally gotten that man you've had that huge crush on." Said Rebecca's mom.

"MOM!" shouted Rebecca embarrassed.

"Your ancestor Yamcha would be so proud!" said Rebecca's mom.

"Yes I know he wanted all his descendants to marry strong fighters. That's why we moved here. But the fact that I got a huge crush on the best martial artist around and I got his mother's blessings was a coincidence." Said Rebecca.

Her mother just raised an eyebrow at her.

"Okay a big coincidence. But anyways, Ranma and his mom are going to cure him and his father of his curse so can I come too PLEEEEEAAASE?" Asked Rebecca.

"Of course dear. Take as long as you want. I know you love him ever since you had gotten to know him and I know I shouldn't expect you home for a while…like a month maybe." Said her mom.

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Ranma and Genma had their packs on and were standing next to Nodoka waiting for Rebecca outside.

Rebecca came out with a dufflebag filled with clothes and essentials.

"Okay I'm ready." Said Sora.

"Hold it right there!" shouted a voice.

Ranma had to tune his ki senses to tell where the voice was coming from. But then he recognized the ki signature. It could mean trouble or it couldn't it was always hard to tell with this one.

"Alright old ghoul, if you got something to say then come out and say it in front of my face!" said Ranma.

Out of nowhere popped Cologne.

"Well Ranma thanks to you my great grand daughter has finally stopped fighting her feelings for that stupid duck boy. I must admit I'm impressed with your mother for finding a loop hole in our Amazon laws." Said Cologne.

"Why thank you elder." Said Nodoka.

"So what do you want? You here to try to kill me or something?" asked Ranma.

"No Ranma. I was wondering if you were interested in becoming an honorary Amazon?" asked Cologne.

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"I'm sorry it sounded as if you asked if I wanted to be an Amazon without marrying anyone." Said Ranma.

"I talked it over with the other elders and we agreed that we would rather have someone who could kill a god as a friend instead of an enemy." Said Cologne.

"I don't know. I don't want to be some sort of second class citizen…" said Ranma.

"Nonsense boy! I also talked that over with them and told them that there would be no way in hell how you would stand for such a thing. So I convinced them to make you would be immune to our laws and traditions." Said Cologne.

"You're not lying are you?" asked Ranma suspiciously.

"Ranma!...sigh. I suppose I can't really blame you seeing as how I've treated you in the past. How about this: If I'm lying you can kill me." said Cologne.

"Well I'm actually against killing really but…okay." Said Ranma.

"Oh and one more thing, we can't have any member being so petrified of cats." Said Cologne.

"You're going to teach me how to master it?" asked Ranma hopefully.

"I may be ancient but that doesn't make me a miracle worker. I'm just going to use the special shampoo and erase the incident from your mind. You will no longer be afraid of cats but will unfortunately be unable to do the cat fist ever again."

"It'll be worth it." said Ranma.

"Hey now do you have any idea how hard it was…" Genma started but Nodoka covered his mouth with her hand.

"Genma let them do this!" said Nodoka sternly.

With that all of Ranma's memories about the cat fist training were erased.

"Well how do you feel?" asked Rebecca.

"I'm…I'm not afraid of cats. I thought of one and it didn't send a chill down my spine like it used to." Said Ranma.

So Ranma was then made an honorary Amazon. (A/N: I apologize if I got a little lazy here. It's just I got so much ground to cover and I want to do it quickly.)

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And so our heroes traveled month after month year after year…

Genma: "Actually it's only been a few weeks."

Me: "Oh shut up!"

They arrived at what was presumably Baba's place.

Ranma saw a ring just outside.

"Hey mom, what's the ring for?" asked Ranma.

"Well you see there are two ways to get fortune teller Baba to do something for you. one is if you pay her a huge fortune, the other is if you beat her top fighters."

"Fighters?" asked Ranma excitedly. If these guys were top of the line then surely they would be a challenge.

"But luckily fortune teller Baba is a friend of mine and she owes me a favor." Said Nodoka.

"Can I fight her fighters mom, pleeeeeaaaassssssseeee?" asked Ranma.

"Look at how excited he is." Observed Rebecca.

"Like a kid on Christmas morning." Said Genma.

"No Ranma! Not until both you and your father are cured! Afterwards…well we'll see, it's really up to fortune teller Baba." Said Nodoka.

Then what should come up and say hi but a ghost.

"Do you have an appointment?" asked the ghost.

O.O

"Not really but if you could tell fortune teller Baba that Nodoka Saotome is here to see her." Said Nodoka.

"Okay but since she sends everyone else away she'll probably do the same to you." said the ghost.

The ghost then left.

"Mrs. Saotome was that a ghost?" asked Rebecca.

"Yes it's sort of a long story." said Nodoka.

"Trust me Rebecca, after a while you get used to this sort of stuff." Said Ranma as he placed a hand on her shoulder. After that Rebecca's face turned so red Ranma could've sworn her head was replaced with a beet.

The ghost soon came back.

"Go in." said the ghost while maintaining a confused look on his face.

They went in and were soon greeted by a woman who was just as tall, if not shorter than the old ghoul.

"Nodoka, so good to see you again. Goku says hi." Said the midget.

"Goku? Who's Goku?" asked Ranma.

"You'll find out when you're ready Ranma." Said the midget.

"Hey! How'd you know…" started Ranma.

"Baba, this is my family. My husband Genma, keep your eyes on your stuff, my son Ranma and his intended." Said Nodoka introducing Baba to her family.

"MOM! Rebecca isn't a fiancé! She just has…your blessings…that's… all. Yeah." Said Ranma now fiddling with his fingers.

Baba then made Nodoka lean closer so she could whisper in her ear. "Is he a…" started Baba.

"Yes but I want for him to find out on his own." Said Nodoka.

"And just how exactly is he going to do that?" asked Baba.

"Well by the time he figures out he's different from everyone else I'll have figured out a way to tell him…hopefully." Said Nodoka.

"Sigh. Well I take it you didn't come here for pleasantries, what do you want?" asked Baba.

Nodoka then stood by her family. "My husband and son have Jusenkyo curses." Said Nodoka.

"I see. So you're finally calling in that favor I owe you huh? Well Jusenkyo curses are tricky but it's nothing I can't handle." Said Baba.

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The Saotome and company were in Baba's fortune telling room. In the center was a table with two chairs and a crystal ball on top. It was time for her to cure the Saotome men of the curses that they wanted to be so rid of.

Genma was first, he sat on the opposite end of the table. Baba stared into her crystal ball and she stared for about an hour. Genma was starting to feel pretty stupid until a panda appeared in her ball.

"Jusenkyo spirit, I command you to go back from whence you came!" chanted Baba.

The Panda then looked as if it were in some amount of pain.

"Jusenkyo spirit, BE GONE!"

Then a transparent panda shot out of Genma's body, flew around the room for a second and then flew off into the sun set.

"NEXT!" said Baba.

"So I'm cured? Just like that?" asked Genma.

"Yeah, it's like I said nimrod, it was nothing I couldn't handle. NEXT!"

Ranma then sat opposite in the same place where Genma had been.

Now for Ranma, Baba stared into her ball for a total of three hours. Three freaking hours, that's how long Ranma sat there.

Then a red headed girl appeared in Baba's ball. It looked like the same girl from when the freak used that incense to split his girl half from him.

"My love."

"HEY YOU IN THERE PAY ATTENTION!" yelled Baba at the girl inside.

"Sorry."

"Jusenkyo spirit, I command you to go back from whence you came!" chanted Baba.

It then seemed as if the girl was in a whole lot of pain.

"Jusenkyo spirit, BE GONE!"

But all that did was put the girl into even more pain.

"I said Jusenkyo spirit, BE GONE!"

That second time Ranma's female half shot out of his body and flew around the room wailing.

And she kept wailing until Baba threw something at her.

"Quit being such a drama queen and just get out here!" yelled Baba.

And with that Ranma's female half flew off into the sunset.

"Goodbye Ranko…my other self." Said Ranma as he watched his female half fly away.

"Now Ranma." Started Baba. "I understand you would like a shot at my fighters."

"Oh yeah! If they're as strong as I here!" said Ranma.

"Well you have my permission. Go ahead." Said Baba.

Now Ranma fought some pretty weird fighters in his days but these guys seemed like people out of a horror film.

Well none the less he beat them all. He defanged the vampire, unwrapped the mummy, the invisible man wasn't a challenge at all because who needed to see him when Ranma could sense him. As for the devil fighter…well let's just say Ranma found it as fun as hell to beat the crap out of that guy.

But the strangest thing was that after the final fight the area just above his butt got really itchy. Almost as if something was trying to poke out. (Hint! Hint!) But he ignored it.

"Well Ranma, you beat the crap out of my best fighters." Said Baba.

"Thanks it was fun." Said Ranma.

Baba just sweat dropped at that remark.

"Well with someone of your skill it shouldn't be a problem winning the World Martial Arts Tournament." Said Baba.

Now the old witch had Ranma's attention.

Me: "That's it for this chapter."

Soun: "Hey! Why wasn't I in this chapter?"

Me: "Because you're not in the story period!"

Soun then sat in a corner very depressed while crying. I just ignored him.

Me: "Now somebody suggested that I also pair Ranma up with a teenaged Sasami, now seeing as how I'm starting his fiancé problem all over again (Ranma glares at me but I ignore it) I'm open to it but only if you all approve. What do you think?"