The Taxi Cab

Disclaimer- If I owned Harry Potter, I wouldn't be writing on FanFiction right now.

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Hi, It's Sirius again. I just fooled around with Hermione Grangers head, now it's time for a little Ron Weasley.

"Can you take me to the Leaky Cauldron?" asked Ron.

"Yeah, but it'll cost ya" said the taxi cab driver.

From the looks of it, Ron Weasley just came out of the library. He was sitting in the taxi cab with a pile of books up to his big nose.

Ron looks at Sirius (the younger version) and sets the books down on the space in between them.

"Ahhhhhhh! What are you doing? Move the books! Move the books!" screamed Sirius.

"Okay, okay! Calm down buddy!" yelled Ron.

Sirius looks at the empty space and says "It's okay Jerimiah. That evil kid didn't mean to do. It's okay." said Sirius, pretending to pat someones shoulder.

"Evil boy, right Jerimiah?" asked Sirius.

Sirius looks up from the seat beside him and glares at Ron.

"Say you're sorry right now young man," said Sirius huffily.

Ron stares at Sirius then looks out the window. Sirius's chest puffs up and says,"Say it!"

"Okay...Sorry Jerimiah."

"That's better." says Sirius then starts to look out the window. Sirius looks over at Ron, who is staring out the window, and pokes him in the arm. Ron looks over at Sirius who was looking out the window whistling. Ron goes back to looking out the window when Sirius pokes him again.

"What?!" yells Ron.

Sirius's eyes get big and glossy, then points to the seat on the side of him.

"It wasn't me...Jerimiah did it"

"Sure"

"Hey mister?" asks Sirius.

"What?"

"Does everyone in your family have your color hair?"

"Yeah"

"Why?"

"Because we do."

"Why?"

"Because we were born with it."

"Why?"

"I DON'T KNOW! STOP ASKING!" yelled Ron.

"Jeeze, can't a guy ask a simple question around here? People these days...so immature," said Sirius.

Ron looks over at Sirius and says,"Ya know what? I'm leaving! I can't stand it in here! You're mad! Absolutley mad!" screams Ron.

Ron takes the money out of his pocket, gives it to the driver then gets out. Sirius opens the window and yells,

"Jerimiah says goodbye!" Then the taxi takes off to fing his next victim.

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-shortie522