Me: "Okay class, listen up! I'm going to explain to you the new fiancé problem."
You are all in what looked like a class room and I pull out a chart. At the center was Ranma and below him were four girls. You recognized one as Rebecca.
Me: "Now then. Ranma's first fiancée is from Earth aka Rebecca. And seeing as how most of you approved his second one will be a teenaged Sasami. His third one will be Kiriko's daughter which I still haven't come up with a good name yet for her. Now as for the fourth one, somebody suggested I make the fourth one a C'tarl C'tarl from Outlaw Star. Now this is actually a great idea seeing as how Ranma and girl number 4 would have a lot in common. Now somebody suggested putting in sailor scouts and for that I say NO WAY! That has been done to death. Plus it would sort of ruin the fic. This story does have to have some standards."
Ranma: "Remind me again which one am I being paired up with?"
Me: "All 4 of them."
Ranma sarcastically: "Gee aint you nice."
Me: "Oh don't be like that. Now then start the fic."
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Fortune teller Baba had told Ranma about the world martial arts tournament and now Ranma was bouncing up and down with excitement.
"Baba I think it's time we showed him." Said Nodoka.
Baba nodded while Ranma blinked in confusion.
Baba pulled on a candle and the wall lifted up. Inside was a mountain of scrolls.
"In these scrolls are the techniques of your ancestor Goku. He was the mightiest of all martial artists, when he left Earth forever he said that his descendants may learn all of his techniques if they should choose to. They are yours to learn." Said Baba.
Ranma practically dove into the pile.
"With these techniques I'll be unstoppable! I want to learn them all!" said Ranma as he started reading one of the many scrolls.
"ALL of them! Are you insane?" asked Baba.
"Well you did say that the tournament was about three days away right?" asked Ranma.
"But reading all of those in such a little time? It's impossible!" said Baba.
"Oh just like it's impossible to turn into a girl when splashed with cold water." Said Ranma sarcastically.
"Point taken. Well you'd better get to reading then." Said Baba.
And so Ranma started reading the ancient scrolls which were surprisingly readable. However some of them were for some reason damaged beyond compare, five of them in fact. Each one of the five had the word super in it. But Ranma just ignored them; there were still plenty of other techniques. The one Ranma was most fascinated with was the Kamehameha wave. Ranma wanted to learn it so bad he read it over about 100 times. But for some reason Baba wouldn't let him practice it in doors. He would just have to wait until tomorrow morning to practice it outside. Mainly because it was already so dark out. There was another technique called Instant Transmission. But it looked so difficult he would have to master it after the tournament.
The tournament, a chance to see if Ranma really was the best. If he wasn't then that would show him just how far he had to go left. But this was the sort of thing he was dreaming of.
It was in the middle of the night and so far Ranma had read only about half of the scrolls. The candle he was reading by just ran out of wick and Ranma was in the dark.
"Hm…I wonder if someone is trying to tell me to get to sleep already." Said Ranma.
So he decided to go on the impulse and almost immediately fell asleep…on top of the scroll! Ranma was more tired than he thought. (A/N: You getting sleepy yet?)
The next morning Ranma practically ran outside.
He went into a stance that Goku often went into.
"Ka-me- (a bright blue ball of ki then appeared in his hands) ha-me-(it was then ready to burst) HA!"
Ranma let out an energy blast into the sky and it kept going.
"It's not coming back is it?" asked Genma.
"Doesn't look like it." said Rebecca who hadn't taken her eyes off of Ranma.
"Wow! I didn't think it would be that powerful! Good bye Moko Takabisha hello Kamehameha wave!" said Ranma.
"Just be careful where you aim that thing!" yelled Baba.
"Right. Now to work on controlling it. Ka-me-ha…"
"B-Breakfast is r-ready Ranma." Shouted Rebecca. Damn! She would have to learn how to not stutter around him!
Ranma then dropped his stance immediately.
"Oh boy! Breakfast!" said Ranma.
Ranma immediately ran in and sat down.
Soon Ranma was totally bloated.
"That was good mom." Said Ranma.
"Thank you Ranma but it wasn't me. Rebecca was the one that cooked today." Said Nodoka.
Ranma turned to Rebecca "You cooked that wonderful meal?" asked Ranma.
Rebecca blushed but nodded.
"Wow. Rebecca I knew you were smart but I didn't know you were such an awesome cook too." Said Ranma.
Rebecca managed to blush even more.
"Tell me Ranma exactly how smart is Rebecca?" asked Nodoka.
"She's a genius." Said Ranma.
"Oh I'm not that smart." Said Rebecca being modest.
"Are you kidding me! That one time I came over your mom showed me all of your report cards. She said that you haven't ever gotten anything below an A." said Ranma.
"Now Ranma. Are you really going to enter this tournament?" asked Genma.
"Pops it isn't just any tournament it's THE tournament. Winner is declared the champion of the world. I win this thing and I really will be the best." Said Ranma.
"Very well then you have my permission to enter." Said Genma.
Ranma then hit him over the head.
"I don't recall asking you for permission!" said Ranma.
Later that night Ranma was still reading some scrolls. He had just finished reading one called Solar Flare. It sounded like it could come in handy. Unfortunately Ranma couldn't really try it out until he was actually in the tournament. Ranma kept reading scrolls until he feel asleep.
Rebecca then came in and put a blanket over him and blew out the candle.
"Good night." Rebecca whispered lovingly.
Me: "Well like I was saying fiancé number 4 will be a C'tarl C'tarl. But I'm a little rusty with their species and need some reminders on what they can do. I mean I already know they can change during the full moon but there was more to them than that. Bye."
