The Taxi Cab

Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot...and Bubba...

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This chapter is dedicated to Blooper Queen!!!!!

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The taixi cab has been driving around for a decent oanount of time, looking for the perfect victims. Sirius is looking out the window when he sees someone and yells to the cab driver named Bubba to "Stop!"

A teenage boy walks up to the taxi and gets in. He has scars all over his face, and his cholthes are old and torn.

"Can you take me to the Shrieking Shack?" asked the familiar voice.

"Sure, butyou do know it's haunted, right?" asked Bubba.

"Yes, I know, thanks for your concern," said huffily by none other than Remus Lupin. (a/n- this is the young Remus, as in the MARAUDERS.)

Sirius looks at Remus and smiles.

"Hey buddy! How ya been?"

"Uh...fine...nice to see you too Sirius."

"I know I am."

Remus looks at him and asks, "Am what?"

"Serious"

"Ok then..." say Remus and looks out the window.

There was an awkward silence until Sirius looks at Remus. Remus looks at Sirius and starts to get a bit nervous.

"What?" asked Remus.

Sirius bends closer to Remus and whispers, " I want a new butt."

"What?!"

"I want a new butt." Sirius repeats.

"Why...?"

"Because mine has a crack in it. Does your butt have a crack in it?" asked Sirius. Sirus looks at Remus up and down and wiggles his eyebrows, not to mention lick his lips.

Remus bends over and pats Sirius on the arm and says, "I like you Sirius, but not that way..."

"What way are you talking about Remuy-Poo?" questioned Sirius, batting his eyelashes at him.

"I don't like guys, Sirius."

"Really...what about that onw time when you made out with that guy...and...and...you did it because you wanted to see two girls make-out, but they never did. Is that that the way, Moony?"

"SIRIUS! DUDE! I'M NOT GAY!"

"Sure your not..." says Siriusand starts to look out the window once again.

It was very quiet at the moment until Sirius starts to sing, " TWINKLE TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR! HOW I WONDER WHERE YOU ARE! STOP! BREAK IT DOWN NOW!"

"YO. THERE ONCE WAS A STAR THAT HAD A TWINKLE! UP IN THE SKY! WAY UP HIGH!"

Right at that moment, Remus about lost it. "SIRIUS! SHUT UP!"

"No my homie! Just chillin the the burbs with my peeps yo!"

"What are you talking about?"

"YO, REM-DAWG! WHERE'D YA GET THAT WATCH BROTHA? IT IS TIGHT! AIGHT?"

"That's it...I had enough..." Remus opens the door and jumps out, but not without paying. A few minutes later, Bubba says to Sirus, "Hey, where'd you learn all that?"

"Ah...here...there...MTV. What's the difference?"

And the cab drives off to find it's next victim...

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