Woohooooo! I managed to find part one and two of the gravitation remix (the yaoi doujinshi by Maki Murakami herself which is like too good and in which everyone has sex with everyone, kinda like my fiction heehee)! Yay! party time! I spent hours and hours and days and days looking for them! Muahahaha! Two parts down, three to go (if anyone knows where to get them...?) On with the fic now!

"Whaaaat! The costumes are there! Why didn't you tell us right away!"

"Kumaguro is mad too! Kumaguro BEAM!"

Ryuichi flung his pink bunny at Suguru, who sighed and dodged it with ease. Said bunny fell out the window, towards a certain death either by the thirteen story drop onto the street, or by being run over by a car. Ryuichi cried and dashed off to save him.

"And, how do they look?" Shuichi was too tired from running around in the park for so long to dash down (and back up) thirteen flights of stairs, because Ryuichi refused to use the elevator. Not very practical when you live so high up, but, well, Ryuichi's got plenty of energy to spare.

"They looked absolutely wonderful! Only Su-kun wouldn't keep it on…" Tatsuha pouted at his boyfriend.

After getting over the initial shock of being in Sakuma Ryuichi's apartment, Tatsuha had pulled Suguru into his lap, claiming they were cold, and Ryuichi had gladly accepted and copied his excuse.

"I found it too indecent to go outside with. Besides, I would have frozen to death. And you didn't keep yours on, either."

"True. But yours was warmer than mine."

"Less cold is more like it…"

"By the way, Shuichi-kun, where are Hiro-kun and that American guy?"

"They went to K-san's apartment, to clean up and get new clothes and stuff…"

"Yeah right. To have a nice fuck, I bet."

Suguru slammed his head into the table. Shuichi ignored the remark.

"I was glad they were able to get there on their own though, I was afraid Ryu might have to drive, and I don't trust his driving skills too much… Noriko-san told me, one time he got distracted by something shiny while driving and caused a major traffic accident."

"That's Ryu-chan for you all right!"

"Seguchi-san never let him drive after that again."

"I can imagine…"

"Shuuuuuu! Kumaguro is hurt, we need to get him to a doctor na no da!"

Ryuichi slammed to door open, cradling a rather flat and dirty Kumaguro in his arms protectively. It appeared to have exploded, and most of the stuffing had fallen out.

"Woah, he looks pretty bad!"

His boyfriend crashed into his lap whining loudly. Shuichi tried to comfort him, but to no avail.

"Tatsuha-kun, could you, um, drive us to the nearest stuffed animal shop? Or where do you go to repair a plush bunny?"

"To Nori-chan na no da!"

Everyone sweat dropped.

"Not this time, Sakuma-san, or you'll tell her my plans again."

Ryuichi continued crying.

"I think I know a shop that'll repair it for us. C'mon, Shuichi-kun, let's go."

After nearly crashing a few times because Ryuichi decided he wanted to stop to see or buy something suddenly, then remembered where they were going and yelling to hurry and get there, they arrived at the shop. It was tiny, and crammed with stuffed animals of all kinds. Inside, they were greeted by an old man. He smelled of pigs.

"Tatsuha-chan! What brings you here after all those years?"

"I need that bunny (he pointed at the pink shreds Ryuichi was clutching) repaired."

The old man took a look at the thing, and nearly had a heart attack. Tatsuha wasn't sure if it was because of the state the bunny was in, or because Ryuichi's eyes had grown to absurd size, even for anime standards.

"Oh my! What have you done to it! How could you!"

"It was an accident no da! Ryu-chan feels really sorry for Kumaguro da!"

The singer burst out crying again. The old man quickly grabbed the pink shreds and remaining stuffing, and ran into the back of the shop.

"He has to undergo surgery immediately!"

Ryuichi began stressing about that and Shuichi had his hands full keeping him (more or less) calm. Tatsuha tried kissing Suguru, but he pulled away. Tatsuha shrugged, pulled out a porn magazine from somewhere (Suguru made a mental note to confiscate it) and began reading.

Suguru instead, looked around. The air was muffed, and the whole room was incredibly dusty. He bet it was bad for your lungs to stay here too long. He scanned the shelves and shelves of stuffed animals. They appeared to be all handmade, and he couldn't find two alike. There were a lot of teddy bears, but also bunnies, seals, too much to name. And… Were those Nittle Grasper dolls? Yes, they were! Made in ancient Japanese style, wearing beautiful kimonos.

"Hey, Tatsuha-kun, take a look at this!"

"Hmm?"

Tatsuha looked up reluctantly, but lit up as he spotted the dolls.

"Holy crap! A Ryuichi doll I don't have yet! I thought I had every kind of doll ever made!"

"Well, I think these are handmade, unique, I doubt they are even licensed."

Tatsuha's suddenly seemed to glow. "Must…Have…."

Suguru sweat dropped. "And here I thought you'd given up on him…"

"I can't shake off years of idolizing and collecting from one day to the next."

However, Shuichi had also spotted the dolls. He dived in front of Tatsuha and snatched all three dolls.

"What the? Shuichi! Give those back! I saw them first!"

"No way! I got them! They're mine!"

Ryuichi looked at his lover. "Shu…?"

Shuichi didn't hear him as he and Tatsuha broke into a fistfight over the dolls.

"Hey, you'll only break them, you idiots!"

Ryuichi joined Suguru at the sidelines. "Ryu-chan thinks they don't hear you, Su-chan."

Suguru nodded.

Eventually, Tatsuha's superior size and strength (he's almost a head taller than Shu, and Shu is a muscle-less frame anyways!) were victorious over Shuichi's, well, not-superior size and strength.

"Muahaha! I got them! Eat shit, Shuichi-kun!"

"You're so mean! He's my lover! Not yours!"

"That's right; you have the real thing, so you don't need a doll anymore!"

"It doesn't work like that!"

"Yes it does!"

"Does not!"

"Does too!"

"Surgery is finished! And Kumaguro is fine now, he just needs to get plenty of rest, and be handles with care."

"Kumaguro!" Ryuichi grabbed his bunny and started blurting out apologies, beginning to cry again. Of course Ryuichi was more important to Shuichi than the Nittle Grasper dolls, and he left Tatsuha (who immediately took the opportunity to buy the dolls) as he went to comfort his lover. Suguru vaguely wondered how the man had been able to reconstruct Kumaguro even though it had been little more than a few square inches of wet pink fabric.

"Ah, Tatsuha-chan, I'm glad you bought these! I always thought maybe someday you'd be back and so I made those. Here, I'll even give you a discount!"

"Thanks! And how much for the bunny?"

"Oh, it was nothing. Seeing that boy happy with his friend is enough for me."

"Great! Okay, then, everyone, let's go!"

Tatsuha drove Ryuichi and Shuichi back home, then he and his Su-kun went back to 'their' apartment.

"I still can't believe you paid a hundred bucks for those dolls…"

"You wouldn't. But that's okay, you don't need to, as long as I don't use your money for it, right?"

"If you did that you would be dead meat."

Tatsuha snickered, carefully unwrapping his dolls and putting them on the coffee table (why did Su-kun have that anyway? He never got any guests and he didn't drink coffee either!)

"Hey, don't put them there! I don't want to look at my cousin's ugly face all day!"

Tatsuha glanced at the Tohma-doll, shrugged, and put it and the Noriko-doll away. "I only want the Ryuichi one anyway."

Suguru sighed. "Okay, fine, whatever."

"Thanks, Su-kun!"

He hugged his boyfriend. "Hey, hey, when are we going to the amusement park? We've decided what we want to do and all, but we haven't decided when yet."

"How about after this play is over? It shouldn't take much longer; the costumes are here, the scenery is nearly finished, and we are doing okay with the rehearsals."

"Okay!"

Tatsuha then proceeded to drag his Su-kun to the shower. He'd found that even if he wasn't allowed to touch it, he still enjoyed looking at his body. And Suguru seemed to enjoy being looked at as well…

"It's okay, I'll take the couch."

"I can't force you out of your own bed!"

"It's unlikely you'd be able to force me out of my bed if I didn't want to. I'm much stronger."

Hiro sighed. "Quit changing the point."

K grinned. "Can't help it."

Hiro rolled his eyes. "Sure."

Silence fell. "Why don't we share the bed, like all the other couples in this fiction?"

Hiro stared at him. "I suppose you have a point."

K wasted no more words, grabbed Hiro, and went to bed. And (sigh) they just, well, slept. Didn't do anything. Like I said before, boring.

"Ah, Eiri-san! I'm so glad you're here!"

For once, Eiri noted, Tohma seemed genuine. "Yeah, whatever, come in."

Tohma gladly pulled himself into the warm car, snuggling into the seat. He sighed contently. "I thought I was going to freeze to death…" He did seem very cold. Actually, he seemed to be running a fever.

"You look like shit."

"I feel it too."

Eiri huffed. "Just don't get any ideas, Seguchi, I'm going to work on my novel when we get back."

"I think I'll call it an early night…"

Eiri said nothing in return.

Tohma lay on the couch. He couldn't sleep, he did indeed have a fever, and the couch smelled of Shuichi. It pissed him off. Then again, this was how Shindo had started as well. Maybe he should take this as a sign that he was on the right way to Eiri's heart now.

He turned to lay his other side again. Eiri was still in his study, writing. He sighed. How long did it take to write a few measly chapters to a story which consisted mostly of the same things over and over again anyway?

He fluffed his pillow. What time was it anyway? Eiri shouldn't stay up too late! He scanned the room for a clock. The dvd player read 1:45. Tohma got up and headed to the study.

"Eiri-san?"

"Grrmbl?"

"It's very late. I think you should go to bed."

Eiri looked at the clock on his laptop. "What are you talking about? It's not that late. I usually stay up for at least another hour. And seeing how I haven't gotten anything done at all, I think this will take all night."

"That's very unhealthy, Eiri-san!"

"You're still up as well."

"That's because your couch is hard and smells of Shindo."

"So take an extra blanket and spray something on it."

Tohma sighed and rolled his eyes. "Aside from the fact that that couch is a lost case, what I'm saying is that you should get more sleep, and that I would get more sleep, had I had the possibility."

"Tough luck. Just take my bed and quit bothering me."

"Eiri-san!"

Eiri ignored him.

"Eiri-san, please don't ignore me."

Eiri ignored him, as if to say 'Get used to it; this is me you're dealing with.'

Tohma pouted at him, then pulled out a chair and sat next to the icy writer, crossing his arms.

Eiri glanced at him. Oh well, it wasn't like he could write properly before. He continued typing away for fifteen minutes, then deleted everything again.

"I can see how writing a novel takes so long if you keep deleting everything over and over again…"

"Grmmbl."

He thought back to last night. Tohma had been a nice fuck, he had plenty of ideas for a love scene, only he didn't know how to get there. He sighed as he tried again.

After a while, something warm was thrown around his shoulders. "Hn?"

"I figured if you were going to sit here all night long, you should at least make sure you keep warm. Here's a blanket, and I also turned the heater on."

"Hrmm…"

And indeed, he got warm and comfortable after a while, and throughout the rest of the night, Tohma made him hot coffee, baked him strawberry shortcake (his favorite) went to buy him new cigarettes, and made him a nice breakfast in the morning. He got a record amount of work done.

"Hey, Seguchi?"

"Yes, Eiri-san?"

"You make a good maid."

Tohma giggled. "I guess I should take that as a compliment."

"Whatever you want."

Yay, yet another chapter done. And I'm nearing the one-hundred reviews! Woohooo!

Reviews (my favorite part!)

qwerty54: (Hugs back) Can't do anything? You review, that's what urges me on when I have to fix plotholes and do difficult chapters!

rebelyell59: Thank you, and yes, the actual play is approaching! It won't be much longer!

shineyshiney Ryu-chan: Don't feel sorry! You're responsible for a great big deal of my reviews! It's okay if they're a little late (grin)

Yuri Yuki: Well, we were supposed to be writing a letter of application (or something like that, I wasn't paying attention) and my teacher crept up behind me and read the entire page (I was too caught up in my story to notice) and then she said: "I don't think any company would even consider hiring you if you sent something like that. Well, maybe if they were a porn company, but you're not of age yet, are you?"

I was like: What the hell, how long have you been standing there!

Then she kicked me out, but because it was okay English, I didn't get detention.

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