Me: "Hey somebody called me sama! all right! Sama is good right?"
Cyborg: "I think it is. I think it means friend or something."
Me: "Well that's good. Start the fic."
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Elsewhere on Earth…
Ayeka was busy cleaning and was running all over the place.
In the center was a teenaged Sasami filling out some sort of forms. Sasami had grown considerably; she had taken a little bit after Tsunami.
"Ayeka, I think there is something I should tell you." said Sasami.
Ayeka dropped what she was doing. She remembered the last time Sasami tried to tell her something and back then it was important.
"What is it Sasami? Is something wrong?" asked Ayeka worriedly.
"No it's nothing like that. I'm just going to join the GP Academy and I need your signature." Said Sasami happily.
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"YOU'RE GOING TO WHAT!" Shouted Ayeka.
"I want to join the Galaxy Police Academy and I need your signature." Said Sasami.
Ayeka was stunned to say the least. Her precious, delicate, fragile little baby sister wanted to join the big dangerous GP Academy.
"Absolutely not!" shouted Ayeka.
Sasami looked a little hurt.
"Why not?" asked Sasami.
"Because it is way too dangerous!" said Ayeka.
"Ayeka, I don't know if you've noticed it or not but I'm not a little baby anymore." Said Sasami sternly.
Just then Kiyone and Mihoshi came down.
"Kiyone! Mihoshi! Sasami wants to join the GP Academy!" said Ayeka.
"Really?" said Mihoshi excitedly.
"Well that's great Sasami. I'm sure that some day you will make a fine officer." Said Kiyone.
"WHAT? You two are supposed to be on MY side!" said Ayeka.
"Sasami's a big girl now. You can't keep protecting her forever." Said Kiyone.
"You see? They believe in me." said Sasami.
"That's not the point!" said Ayeka
Then who should pop up but Ryoko.
"Oh just let the kid go already." Said Ryoko.
Ayeka then pulled Ryoko closer.
"Here's something for you to think about Ryoko, if Sasami leaves then she won't be able to cook for you." said Ayeka.
A chill then went up her spine. She loved Sasami's cooking.
"Ahem. Like I was saying Sasami it's way too dangerous for you. Being a Galaxy Police Officer offers danger every day. I mean what if you ran into someone who was as powerful as me?" Said Ryoko trying to act mature.
"Oh I could handle them." Said Sasami confidently.
Ryoko bursted with laughter.
"I bet I could catch you if I were given enough time!" said Sasami.
"Okay kid how about we make a deal? I'll give you three hours to set up a trap and to try to find a way to lure me to it. If you can catch me then we'll let you go to that Academy place." Said Ryoko.
"Excuse me but what's this 'we' business? She needs only MY signature." Said Ayeka
Ryoko was the one to bring Ayeka closer to her now.
"Relax. There is no way in hell how she could ever catch me. This way she'll be able to stay home with a feeling like she really tried." Said Ryoko.
Two hours later…
"SASAMI YOU'D BETTER LET ME OUT OF THIS THING RIGHT NOW!" shouted Ryoko covered with some sort of green goop.
"Hey you're the one who fell for my fake Tenchi trap." Said Sasami.
"Sigh. Where do I sign?" said Ayeka giving up.
In space…
Maiko was busy practicing her kantas when her father Seina entered.
"Maiko, we'll soon be arriving on Earth. I bet you're really looking forward to that tournament huh?"
"Yep you got it Daddy." Said Maiko as she continued her Kantas.
Seina then got a little suspicious.
"You wouldn't be thinking of entering that tournament would you?" asked Seina.
"What? Of course n…" started Maiko trying to play innocent.
"Because such a thing would be against the law. You and I both know that only somebody raised on that planet can enter its tournament." Said Seina
Seina had gotten the message across to his daughter and left.
"You really want to enter this thing huh?" said a voice.
Maiko turned around to see a blonde short haired woman who was pregnant. She just started showing signs of pregnancy two days ago.
"Step mother Amane! How long have you been standing there?" asked Maiko.
"Long enough. Now if you really want to enter this thing I think I can help." Said Amane.
"But dad said…"
"What your father doesn't know won't hurt him." Said Amane.
"But how can he not know? He has tickets." Said Maiko.
"That's where I come in. the tournament forbids weapons but it doesn't say anything about disguises." Said Amane.
The next thing you know Maiko was dressed in a black outfit that kind of looked like sasuke's. She was also wearing a hood with two slints in the mask so she could see out of them.
"Why am I ninja?" asked Maiko.
"It was the best I could do on such short notice!" said Amane.
"Thanks step mother Amane but why are you doing this for me?"
"You may not be my child but I still look at you as a daughter." Said Amane.
"Thanks." Said Maiko.
It was a female bonding moment.
In a galaxy far, far away…okay I'm just joking. But in another part of space…
Aisha Clan Clan was on a space ship of pirates. They had recently beaten the snot of the ship and she was on it to see if there was anything worth taking.
So far there was nothing but butt kiss. She kept walking down the hall until she heard something panic in a room. She opened it up to see a scared pirate.
"Please don't kill me! If you don't kill me I'll tell you about some valuable treasure!" said the pirate.
Aisha just blinked in confusion. "Okay I'll bite, what is it?"
"Actually the map for the treasure is on a GP transportation ship. Some girl on Earth filled out registration forms and they should be on their way to pick her up." Said the pirate.
"Do you think I'm crazy? Even I know that the GP won't let anyone from Earth join them. Just as I thought, you're another paranoid pirate thinking I'll kill you." said Aisha.
"But this girl isn't an Earthling! She's jurian! She crashed landed there long ago and made her home there! Please don't hurt me!" said the pirate.
"Well that all depends, where's the treasure?" said Aisha. She was only bluffing, she wouldn't hurt the guy just scare him a little. Apparently there were pirates that either feared her or lusted for her. Never one in the same. To tell the truth it was kind of annoying.
"It's a vase and all you have to do is smash it open and it'll show you the map." Said the pirate.
"Thanks sucker now I'll let you live." Said Aisha as she left back to her own ship.
But a smile passed the pirates lips "Sucker."
"What was that?" asked Aisha from the end of the hall.
"Nothing!"
She then made her way back to Gene. She told him and Jim about the supposed treasure. They had a long debate, and I mean a looong debate, about what to do. In the end they decided to try to steal the vase. But guess what?
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M GOING TO HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO DO IT?" Shouted Aisha.
"Listen if any of the rest of us go in it's more than likely we won't come out alive." Said Gene.
"They're just going to chase after you anyways. I mean I think the entire universe knows what our ship looks like." Said Aisha.
"I've thought of that." said Jim as he pulled some sort of device.
"This device will make us look like a pirate ship. Then during the middle of the jump we turn it off and the GP is clueless." Said Jim.
"Pirate ship? Why would we want to look like a pirate ship? That would only make them want to chase us more." Said Aisha.
"Well um I kind of can't get it to change us into anything else." Said Jim.
Aisha just sighed.
"I'm working on it alright?" said Jim.
"I don't see why I have to be the one to go in." said Aisha.
"Because the disguise will only fit you." said Gene.
"And exactly why should I do it anyways?" said Aisha firmly.
"Because if you don't we're going to hang these up in every station." Said Gene.
He then showed her pictures of her playing with a ball of yarn.
"GASP! Where did you get those?" shouted Aisha.
"Never mind that. We'll destroy these and the negatives if you do your buddies a favor." Said Gene.
Pretty soon Aisha was in some sort of space suit.
"You can barely tell if I'm in here!" said Aisha.
"That's the point. They're going to find out you're a C'tarl C'tarl but they won't be able to tell if you're male or female."
"Yeah well you owe me big time Gene! Just make sure you aren't getting too comfortable with Mel while I leave you guys alone." Said Aisha teasingly.
Gene blushed.
"Hey! Just what exactly is that supposed to mean!" said Gene red as a tomato.
Meanwhile back on Earth…
"There it is! There's the place where they're holding the World Martial Arts Tournament!" said Ranma.
"Calm down boy! The dead line is still five hours away." Said Genma.
"Oh come on Pops. Tell me you're not excited about this." Said Ranma.
"Well you got me there. Let's go sign up." Said Genma.
Just as our heroes got there they noticed that Happosai and Cologne also signed up but was nowhere to be found.
"Well if they're in it then this is bound to be interesting." said Ranma.
So Ranma and Genma then signed up. They were going to have to punch some machine later. Ranma was having trouble holding still he was so excited.
"Boy knock it off! You're embarrassing your old man!" said Genma.
Someone then went up to another one of the contestants.
"Um excuse me. I'm trying to find the Tendo Dojo. Can you point me in the right direction?" asked a familiar voice.
Ranma turned to the voice "Ryouga!"
"Ranma?"
"I know you get lost a lot but this is a little much even for you!"
"Ranma Saotome…!"
"Prepare to die. I know, I know. Listen Ryouga, if you want to kill me why don't you do it in the ring?" asked Ranma.
"Huh?" asked Ryouga.
"You idiot! You're at the World Martial Arts Tournament!" said Ranma.
Ryouga then looked around "Hey you're right."
Ranma just put his hand on his forehead.
"Listen. You can try to beat the crap out of me now, or you can do try to do it in the ring and maybe win some prize money." Said Ranma.
"Well okay. I guess I'll let you live…for now." Said Ryouga.
He then went to sign up. As he left Ranma noticed a man that looked like he came from the government was talking to his mom.
"Hey Pops. Who's that?" asked Ranma.
"Oh my. Looks like No-Chan hasn't had enough money to pay her bills again." said Genma sadly.
"Moms broke?" asked Ranma.
"Didn't think there was a reason why I was stealing for food did you boy?" asked Genma rhetorically.
Just then another voice was heard.
"Mousse my love come back!" said one voice.
"Stay away from me Roll! I already told you I'm in love with Shampoo!" said another.
"Oh come on! What does she got that I aint got?" asked the first voice.
"Well she isn't as assertive as you for one thing!" said the second.
"Wait a minute I recognize that voice! It's Mousse! Mdizzle I think you're rushing this again!" said Ranma. He said that last bit looking up into the sky.
Me: "Hey! Never mind that right now! Just get back to the story!"
"Alright, alright. Geez. Ahem. Mousse! Yo! Mousse! Over here!" said Ranma.
Mousse turned towards Ranma and saw him.
"RANMA! THANK GOD!" said Mousse as he started a charge toward Ranma.
When Mousse finally arrived in front of Ranma he was begging him, on bended knee even.
"Ranma! You got to hide me! Please I'm begging you!" said Mousse.
"From what?" asked Ranma still surprised Mousse was begging to him.
"From that!" said Mousse pointing to a pink haired girl.
Ranma just raised an eyebrow at him.
"Her name is Roll and…remember when I was with the circus for a short time?" asked Mousse in a hurry.
"Barely."
"Well she was an acrobat and she kind of developed this crush on me. Now she won't leave me alone!" said Mousse.
"Welcome to my world. Now you know how I felt when those women were chasing after Me." said Ranma. (A/N: I tried to make that sound like a bad thing but it didn't come out right)
"So I'm begging you! You got to hide me! Think of all the good times we've had!" said Mousse.
"Okay I can't think of any." Said Ranma.
"Mousse I've found you!" said Roll.
"Oh no she found me! Well got to go bye!" said Mousse before he started running for the hills.
Me: "And that's the sixth chapter. I hope you enjoyed it. I'm sorry if anybody seemed a little OOC. I was trying to avoid that like the plague. Okay review…NOW!"