The Taxi Cab

Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot...

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The taxi cab was zooming throughout the city. One by one, Sirius looked at the people waiting to get a ride to their destination, but they just weren't right. Until he saw onw person waitng on the side of the street.

"Take me to Diagon Alley" said a very shaky Neville Longbottom.

"All righty, then" said Bubba the cab driver.

You tell that this young man sitting near the one, the only Sirius Black, would have a very complicated day.

"I can see right through you, ya know," stated Sirus Black shifting his eyes.

"U-uh...oookay..." said Neville.

"Oh My Gosh!"

" What?!?" screamed Neville as he jumped out of his seat.

With a frightened face Sirius stated "Y-your...your one of ... your one of.."

"One of what? Tell me please!"

"Your one of them!" screamed Sirius, pointing his finger at Neville looking very scared.

'Right"

There was a momence of silence in the cab, except with the ocassional cough. Sirius decided to make this a little funner so he pulled out a hand puppet.

"What's that for?" asked Neville.

"What are you talking about?" asked Sirius then looked at his puppet.

"What's that crazy kid talking about Edward?"

Sirius moved his hand as if the puppet was talking and said in a higher pitched voice,

"I don't know Siri, but I think that kid needs a diet!"

"I do not! I'm just big-boned!" yelled Neville.

Sirius looked at him and looked back at the puppet.

"Hey, I didn't say that, he did," pointing to Edward.

"Whatever," stated Neville and looked out the window once more.

"Hey Edward! Do you think he had even had a girlfriend?" asked Sirius.

"Nope, he's too fat," said 'Edward'.

" I'M NOT FAT! BIG-BONED! BIG-BONED I TELL YOU!" screamed Neville.

"Sure buddy, sure," said Sirius.

"AND BESIDES, I HAVE TOO HAD A GIRLFRIEND!"

"Betcha you haven't!" yelled 'Edward'.

"HAVE TOO!"

"HAVE NOT!"

"HAVE TOO!"

"HAVE NOT AND THAT'S FINAL. EVEN IF YOU DID HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, IT PROBABLY WAS LIKE A LAST RESORT." yelled Sirius.

"Yeah, he was probably too "Big-Boned", with emphasis on the big part," whispered 'Edward'.

"I BET YOU THAT YOU NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND IN YOUR LIFE! EDWARD!" screamed Neville.

"Well, I've never! I'm married! Her name is Ceceila! How rude!" huffed 'Edward'.

"The only bad thing about it is that Cecelia is a shoe!" whispered Sirius to Neville.

"I heard that, Siri!" yelled 'Edward'.

"Oh, Edward! I'm so sorry! do you forgive me?" asked Sirius.

"Of course I do, Siri! I love you!" screamed 'Edward'.

"I love you too! Let's make-out!" yelled Sirius, and starts making out with 'Edward' the sock puppet.

"Oh no! I'm outta here!" yelled Neville, gave the money to Bubba, and got out of the cab.

Minutes later, Bubba spoke up,

''Hey Black! That was some good acting! especially with the sock puppet." declared Bubba.

"Thanks! 'Edward' was such a GREAT kisser!" stated Sirius with a mischivious grin plastered across his face.

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