Roll was chasing Mousse around the set.

Mousse: "AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Roll: "Oh Mousse when are you going to leave that damn hussy and come back to me?"

Mousse: "I can never go back to a place I've never been!"

Me: "Okay this was funny for the first two hours but now it's just annoying."

Roll: "Mousse! Quit playing hard to get!"

Mousse: "Who's playing?"

Me: "I need to get them out of here. But how?"

Donatello then opened the door to my studio and Mousse Ran out of there with Roll hot on his trail.

Me: "thanks Don, you're a genius. I feel sorry for the residents of wherever they end up. Start the fic."

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Ranma was eating his food at maximum Ranma eating speed. He didn't know why but for some reason he was starting to feel…well different. Out of nowhere he felt as if he were getting stronger with each fight. Crazy right?

Well Ranma was eating his food that Rebecca cooked up for him. Then out of nowhere he heard "RANMA YOU BAKA!"

"Uh-oh. I recognize that insult anywhere." Said Ranma.

Out of nowhere popped Akane. She then saw that Rebecca and Ranma were eating.

"I see you're still hanging out with that whore. Rebecca, Ranma is never going to love you, you stupid bitch!" said Akane.

Unfortunately Ranma didn't hear the fact that Rebecca loves him. All he knew was that she was talking to Rebecca and all Ranma heard was "Blah blah you're blah blah whore. Blah blah stupid bitch!" unless Akane was talking about herself (which Ranma seriously doubted) Ranma was pissed.

Ranma put down his chop sticks and got up off the table angrily. He walked over to Akane and said with a voice of pure ice "Don't you ever insult her! She's shone me more kindness in one day then you ever will in your entire life!"

"You stupid jerk! Stay out of this!" said Akane.

She raised her mallet up high and brought it down. But instead of the usual WHAM sound there was FLAP.

Akane looked at her mallet to see that Ranma caught the mallet.

"He…He caught It." said a stunned Akane.

Ranma then applied a few pressure points making Akane let go of her mallet and Ranma threw it (THE MALLET NOT AKANE) to Leo.

"I'm not your fiancé anymore! I'm not going to take any of that bull shit anymore!" said Ranma.

"Well what are you going to do? Hit me?" asked Akane smartly. She knew Ranma couldn't hit a girl no matter what.

"Nope. I got a better idea." Said Ranma.

He then did a very high pitch whistle and Ryouga came around the corner.

"Damn it Ranma! Did you have to do that so loud!" asked Ryouga.

Giving off that high pitched whistle was a way for Ryouga to find Ranma.

"Ryouga, Akane wants to be engaged to you." said Ranma.

Ryouga had a face of pure joy on while Akane had O.O

"Really?" asked Ryouga happily.

"No! No! He's lying! Don't listen to the stupid baka!" said Akane.

"Oh that's just her way of playing hard to get. When she says that she really means she loves you with all her heart." Said Ranma

Ryouga then held Akane's hands within his. "The feeling is mutual." Said Ryouga.

"Get away from me!" said Akane.

"She's got the hots for you now Ryouga." Said Ranma.

Akane then started to run for it.

"Akane wait! Let me come with you!" said Ryouga.

"Stay away from me you jerk!" said Akane.

"She's head over heels for you man. Go after her! Every couple loves a game of chase." Said Ranma.

Ryouga then chased after Akane.

Meanwhile Rebecca was so red it looked like her head was about to melt.

"Is-Is it t-true that lovers like to play chase?" asked Rebecca.

"Well I certainly never enjoyed it." said Ranma.

"Attention Everyone! The Tournament is about to begin!" said someone on a mic.

"Whoops that's my que! I'm in the first round! I'll talk to you afterwards okay?" said Ranma.

Ranma then finally found the ring. It was a lot bigger than he had expected…which was just the way he liked it.

"Okay everyone, the first round of the Tournament is about to begin! On the left we have to heir to Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts: Ranma!" said the announcer guy.

The announcer had blonde hair and was wearing some sun glasses.

The crowd cheered as they heard Ranma's name. He already had a reputation and didn't even know it.

"And on the right we have the girl who only wants to be called as Ninja Girl!" said the announcer.

If you people haven't figured out that Ninja Girl is Maiko then you're idiots.

In the stands was a man with four wives, the green haired one could only be described as a knock out.

"That's weird. I wonder where Maiko is. It isn't like her to miss the first round of a martial arts tournament." Said Seina.

"Fighters ready?" asked the announcer.

Maiko then got into a stance.

"Gasp! Seina, Maiko is out there in the Tournament! She's Ninja Girl!" said Kiriko.

"WHAT? Are you sure?" asked Seina.

"I recognize her stance anywhere!" said Kiriko.

"You're right! I gotta go save my daughter!" said Seina.

He was about to leap over the stands but Amane stopped him.

"If you were to go out there and get here now, we would have to place her under arrest. I think it would just be for the best if you let her get this out of her system." Said Amane.

"Begin!" said the announcer.

Maiko rushed towards Ranma and gave him a side kick. But Ranma, being Ranma, dodged it.

Maiko then started using a series of punches and kicks; all of course never hit Ranma. But never the less Ranma was being backed towards the edge of the ring.

"Hey. You're pretty good Ninja Girl." Complemented Ranma.

"Good enough to beat you!" said Maiko.

She continued her attack but they all missed.

She now had Ranma on the edge of the ring; she put everything she had into this one punch. But then Ranma turned and Maiko almost fell out of the ring.

"Careful now. You're the first real good warm up I've had in months. Wouldn't want you out already." Said Ranma

Damn it! Why wasn't he taking her seriously? She was just going to have to try harder.

She then started to punch and kick faster at Ranma.

"Now that's more like it!" said Ranma.

She then landed a good hit in across his face.

Ranma just smiled as he turned his head slowly back to her. "That ones free. I think things are about to get interesting. Come on! Show me what you got!" said Ranma.

Maiko stood there wide eyed. She had just given him 100 percent and he wanted more. Well she had no choice but to try it all over again!

She started punching and kicking again, but this time Ranma was blocking, he was doing it with extreme ease but at least he wasn't just dodging again.

She then gave him a jump kick but Ranma jumped out of the way and Maiko hit the wall outside the ring.

The announcer/referee then said "Maiko has landed outside the ring! She has ten seconds! One! Two! Three! Fou…"

"Must get up! Must win!" said Maiko to herself.

She was struggling to get up because she had hit the wall so hard. But she fell to the ground again.

"Oh who am I kidding?" asked Maiko to herself.

"Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten! The winner of the match: Ranma Saotome!" said the announcer as he held Ranma's arm in the air.

Ranma then walked over to where Maiko was and he held out his hand.

Maiko looked at his hand then at Ranma with a confused look.

"You fought a good match and have lots of potential. When you've finished your training let's have another match. I would like to be your friend if that's okay." Said Ranma.

For some reason Maiko could not stop staring at Ranma's face. It was as if she was hypnotized by his smile or something. Well let's just say she was thankful she was wearing a mask when she grabbed his hand to help her up.

On the planet of the Kias…

Kabito Kia had invited Goku to watch the World Martial Arts Tournament on the crystal ball with him and Old Kia.

The fight was watched on a crystal ball. And they were now watching Ranma helping up the ninja girl.

"That's my boy…well kind of anyways." Said Goku.

"So he's descended from your granddaughter Pan huh?" said Old Kia.

"Yeah but I assure you, someday he's going to be in my league. I guarantee it." Said Goku.

"If he should die I really must remember to bring him up here so you can train him." Said Old Kia.

"That'd be great!" said Goku.

"What would?" asked Old Kia.

"If you remember to do it." said Goku.

"Remember what?" asked Old Kia.

"To bring him up here." Said Goku.

"Bring who?" asked Old Kia.

"Ranma!" said Goku.

"Who's that?" asked Old Kia.

"Sigh. Kabito Kia a little help here?" asked Goku.

"Now Goku, try to remember that even though he is a Elder Kia he still is a victim of old age no matter what." said Kabito Kia.

Back on Earth…

"Our next match is a battle of the elders! Cologne (A/N: Sorry I didn't use her real name but I didn't want to make a spelling mistake and make you all upset) vs. Happosai!" said the announcer.

The two ancient midgets made their way onto the ring.

"Um excuse me mam but there are no weapons allowed." Said the announcer/referee.

"Weapon? What weapon? Oh you mean my walking stick! You'll have to excuse this old fool; I've been walking around with it for so long it's almost as if it were another limb."

She then saw Mousse was being chased by Roll around the ring.

"Catch idiot!" said Cologne.

She threw her walking stick at Mousse knocking him out. The stick bounced off Mousse's head and knocked out Roll too.

"Now that those two annoyances are out of the way let's get this match started. I haven't got all day." Said Cologne.

"Very well! Cologne vs. Happosai! Fighters ready!"

Happosai and Cologne got into their stances.

"This ought to be good." Said Ranma.

Ranma then noticed that Ninja Girl was gone and in the audience a new face appeared. Ranma was pretty sure that, that girl wasn't in the audience during his fight. Oh well, what did it matter?

"Begin!" said the announcer.

Both midgets jumped into the air and exchanged blows.

"You don't stand a chance without your walking stick!" said Happosai.

"It isn't the weapon that makes the warrior but the warrior that makes the weapon!" said Cologne.

"Who said you were a warrior? You just fight hard is all." asked Happosai.

Cologne and Happosai then started exchanging blows.

They started using kantas on each other and kept using kantas for about three hours.

Cologne finally got in a lucky hit and sent Happosai flying.

"Now I'm mad!" said Happosai.

A gray aura then started to give off of his body.

"No more fire crackers! Founding school of Anything Goes Martial Arts Ultimate Attack! The real Happo Fire Burst!" shouted Happosai right before a huge flame was shot at Cologne.

Cologne held out her hands and shot a ki blast at the fire ball. But once the ki blast hit the fire ball it exploded knocking her out of the ring.

"Ladies and gentlemen that was unbelievable! The old man actually made an exploding fire ball…" said the ref right before Happosai hit him on the head.

"Shut up and do your job!" said Happosai.

"Oh right. One! Two! Three! Four! Five!..."

"Great Grandmother! Get up!" shouted Shampoo from the audience.

"I had a feeling he was holding back all these years. He must've finally found a way to perfect it." said Cologne trying to get up.

"Eight! Nine! Ten! The match goes to Happosai!" said the ref as he held Happosai in the air by the arm.

0.0

"Wait a minute. Does that mean that she has to marry him now?" asked Ranma.

"Our next match is Rebecca Vs. Akane!" said the ref.

"WHAT!" Shouted Ranma.

Me: "Cliffhanger. I would've made this chapter longer but I had an evil moment. MWA HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!"

Ranma hits me on the back of the head.

Ranma: "Evil gone?"

Me: "Evil gone. Thanks. I needed that. See you soon."