The Taxi Cab

Disclaimer: I own nothing except the plot.....and Bubba......

OMG! I am so sorry! I haven't updated in like a month! Maybe more! I feel so bad! I hope you all forgive me! Well.....I'm Siriusly (haha seriously) all out of ideas now.....I have a lot of random moments but I can't just write them all down. This is going to be one of the last chapters of this story, because it basically has no point to the story what-so-ever. Well......ONWARD READERS!

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"Hey Sirius," said the taxi cab drvier.

"Huh?" asked Sirius.

"Umm...I know you pick everyone, but how about that kid right over there," questioned Bubba , pointing to a blonde kid around sixteen years old, making out with a girl with black hair on the street.

"Hmm.....good choice Bubba, my boy. Stop the cab," stated Sirius patting the cab driver on the back. The door opened and jumped in the blonde and the dark-haired girl. ( Ok, it's obviously Draco and Pansy)

"Liverpool......soon...." managed Draco, still tongue-tied with Pansy.

"Yessir......." said Bubba, stifling a laugh.

Sirius taps Draco on the shoulder.

"What?!" snarled Draco, pulling away from Pansy.

"If I was pizza......I'd eat myself," said Sirius, all up in Draco's face.

"Right," he said and got back to Pansy. Seconds later, he looked at Sirius and said, "What's pizza anyway?"

"Ummmmm....uhhh..." stuttered Sirius, "Look, a distraction!" yelled Sirius pointing at the other end of the cab and hides behind a bag.

"You can't see me, you can't see me, I'm behind the wall of invisiblity...." chanted Sirius, peeking out from behind the bag.

"Freak..." stated Draco. He was about to go and finish what he was doing earlier with Pansy, but saw Sirius staring at him.

"Umm....Pansy? I think we should do this later when we are ALONE!".

Pansy glared at Siriusm then straighened out her skirt. "I guess Dracy-Poo"

"DRACY-POO! DRACY-POO! I LOVE YOU AND I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABY!" screamed Sirius at the top of his lungs.

"Sir, I know I'm irresistible," started Draco," but I don't think this is going to work out."

"Oh...."stated Sirius, looking at his shoes with a pout.

It was quiet in the cab when Draco and Pansy started going at it again. Sirius soon takes out his sock puppet, Edward and puts it on his hand.

"Ya know what, Eddy?" said Sirius.

"Yes o beautiful and handsome, sexy Sirius?," said 'Edward'.

"Oh stop it, your making me blush," stated Sirius fanning his face. Now, both kids were staring at Sirius.

"I think it's time for a......" started Sirius, and tackle Draco.

"TICKLE FIGHT!" he sreamed.

"NO!-laugh-STOP IT!-laugh-THIS-laugh-INSTANT!" yelled Draco, through his fits of laughter.

"What?'' asked Sirius, returning to his side of the taxi.

"Gotta be wild SOMETIMES....right Dracy-poo?" he said batting his eyelashes.

"Eww....LET ME OUT OF THIS CAB THIS INSTANT! YOU WON'T HEAR THE LAST FROM ME!" and with that, Draco pulled Pansy out of the cab, threw the money on the seat and stormed away.

Bubba looked at Sirius and said, "Sweet" and gave him a high-five.

"Hey Bubba" asked Sirius.

"Yeah?" he asked.

"Llama's rock my world."

"Sirius bud, you're one of a kind," and with that,the two, (three if you count Edward), drove off to find the next victim of the dreaded taxi cab.

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