Me: "Guess what people? Washu now has a pet graboid named Simba. Well there's another line of defense. She training the thing right now on who he should eat and who he shouldn't. let's check up on them."

I open a door and you see Washu with flash cards.

Washu: "Blue alien dog yucky. Angry reader yummy."

Me: "Washu the thing can't see!"

Washu: "Oh yeah. Well its back to the drawing board then."

Me: "Riiiiiiiight. Start the fic."

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Rebecca was reading a book that said "How to Flirt." But she then realized it was her turn and got up.

Rebecca and Akane then made their way onto the ring.

"Before we begin I would like to say something to my opponent Akane. At first when you said you were the best martial artist in Nerima I thought that meant that you were better than Ranma too so I just stood by and let you treat me like trash because I thought your threats were real. But now I understand that you are no where near close to Ranma's league." Said Rebecca.

"You hussy! How dare you say something like that to me!" said Akane.

The ref felt like he wanted to duck and cover.

Ryouga was stunned as Akane kept pouring on the insults. Ryouga had gotten to know Rebecca and thought she was pretty damn nice, and he knew for a fact that she didn't deserve those insults. What happened to the kind Akane he knew and loved?

"Well ladies and gentlemen, this looks like it's going to be a heated battle. Fighters ready?"

Rebecca than got into a stance that Akane never saw before. It was the weirdest stance she had ever seen.

"Begin!"

"Now it's time to show you a move that has been passed down from generation to generation. Wolf Fang Fist!"

As Rebecca charged at Akane she could have sworn she heard wolves howling. When Rebecca grabbed her shoulder it actually felt like a wolf had bit it. Rebecca then punched Akane in the face. Then she kicked Akane in the stomach. Akane then tried to kick Rebecca in the face but she dodged and punched Akane in the face. And then she…well let's just say she got out all of her frustration about the scarf Akane ruined.

Akane tried to put up a defense but Rebecca's attacks felt like ones from that of a wolf. But then Rebecca stopped attacking.

"G-Giving up?" asked a battered Akane.

"Not a chance! You're going to pay for what you did to my gift to Ranma! I spent two weeks on that stupid scarf! AND I ABSOLUTELY HATE KNITTING! Time I showed you another family favorite! Spirit Bomb! Or something like that, it was Spirit Something." Said Rebecca trying to remember the name of the attack.

Just then a ball of ki shot out from her and started heading towards Akane. Akane turned left and so did the ki blast. She then started to run from it and it followed her.

Ranma was busy hanging on a wall watching the tournament. Akane ran past him.

"Hey you stupid Baka! Aren't you going to save me?" asked Akane angrily.

"Why? So you can hit me with a mallet? In all the times I saved you I don't think you've ever thanked me, not even once. You keep saying how you're this great martial artist, well it's time to either own up or shut up!" Said Ranma.

"A lot of help you are!" said Akane sarcastically.

She then started to run around the ring with the ki blast hot on her tail. Rebecca then stuck her foot out and tripped Akane and the blast hit her out of the ring. And out of consciousness.

"Winner of the match: Rebecca!" said the ref as he held Rebecca's hand in the air.

Ranma was in awe. Cute, stuttering, sensitive, shy, delicate Rebecca could kick ass! More specifically Akane's ass.

She then started making her way back and Ranma came over to congratulate her.

"Rebecca, that was amazing! I didn't know you could do that!" said Ranma.

Rebecca then tried to remember something she read in the book.

"W-What c-can I s-say? I'm full of surprises." Said Rebecca flipping her hair out of her eyes.

Ranma found himself staring at her as she walked past him but he quickly snapped out of it.

"Our next match is Genma vs. Ryouga. Fighters please make your way to the ring now." Said the ref.

Ranma looked behind him and saw Ryouga talking to someone.

"Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to the ring?" asked Ryouga.

Ranma face faulted.

"Yo! Ryouga! Over here!" shouted Ranma.

Ryouga looked over and saw Ranma. When he came over Ranma slapped him upside the head for not staying closer to the ring. He told him to stay in an area where he could see the ring.

Genma and Ryouga then took their positions at opposite ends.

"This should be over quickly." Said Ranma.

"Fighters ready? Begin!"

Ryouga started on the offensive with a bunch of kicks and punches which Genma just barely dodged.

Ryouga was pushing Genma back with punches and kicks.

"Hey now! Aren't you over reacting a little? It's just a friendly match!" said Genma.

"I will do whatever it takes to defeat Ranma!" said Ryouga.

Genma was then at the edge of the ring and he was trying to keep his balance at the edge of the ring.

"Baksai Tenkustsu!" shouted Ryouga as he stuck his finger in tile Genma was trying to keep balance on and it exploded knocking Genma out of the ring and out of consciousness.

"Ladies and gentlemen, that was quite possibly the quickest match in recorded history." Said the ref.

He then went over and held Ryouga's hand in the air.

"Winner of the match: Ryouga!"

Ryouga started walking to the opposite end of the entrance but someone turned him around and headed him in the right direction.

On the wall Ranma said to him "Never doubted you for a second Ryouga."

Ryouga didn't realize it until now but he and Ranma had actually developed into, dare he say it, best friends.

"Ladies and gentlemen! The semi finals will start in two hours! I suggest you use this time to go to the bathroom, buy refreshments, or possibly get something to eat!" said the announcer.

Rebecca soon found Ranma scratching his back on a support beam.

"Uh…Ranma? What are you doing?" asked Rebecca.

"It's this region just above my butt! It itches like hell! No matter how many times I scratch it I just can't get it to stop! It's almost as if something's ready to pop out or something. (A/N: If you don't know what's that foreshadowing than you're an idiot.)"

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Back in the audience…

"Dad could you go get me his autograph?" asked Maiko.

"Which one?" asked Seina.

"The one with the pigtail." Said Maiko.

"Why the sudden interest in him?" asked Kiriko.

Maiko blushed.

"I-I just think that he's going to be the one that's going to win is all." Said Maiko.

"Uh huh. Yeah right sure. I think our little Maiko is growing up." Said Ryoko.

Maiko started stuttering.

"I wouldn't count on him winning this thing just yet. There is still that old man, the other guy, and that girl with the crazy wolf attack to think about." Said Seina.

"I-I just have a gut feeling!" said Maiko.

"You sure it's a gut feeling?" asked Amane playfully.

Maiko started blushing like crazy but then Kiriko stepped in.

"Amane! Maiko isn't that kind of lady! She's much too young to develop a crush on anyone!" said Kiriko.

Maiko walked up to Seina.

"Tell you what dad, how about we make a deal? If Ranma wins…"

"Oh so it's Ranma now." Said Seina.

"Dad! It isn't like that! anyways, if he wins you invite him to join the GP Academy. If he doesn't win…name your price." Said Maiko.

"Regular Earthlings aren't allowed to join the GP!" said Ryoko.

"Alright deal. If he doesn't win you have to clean your room." Said Seina.

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Believe it or not Maiko had a pretty dirty room. She couldn't even find the floor in it. lately her parents were nagging at her to clean it up. But she had confidence, Ranma beat her without even laying a hand on her, and that was quite a feet itself.

"Alright deal!" said Maiko.

So with that father and daughter shook hands. It was a deal.

"Now about that autograph… Pwease Daddy?" said Maiko with big pleading eyes.

"Oh alright. You know you really play me when you make that face." Said Seina.

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Back with Ranma…

Nodoka was trying to find Ranma. She had something to show him. She entered the building where the fighters waited and found Ranma scratching the area above his butt with everything he could find. Nodoka sweat dropped. Maybe now wasn't the time to give him the power pole of his ancestor. He would probably just try to scratch with it. But that didn't mean she couldn't show him the OTHER thing she found.

"You can come out now Geru." Said Nodoka

a small white robot came out from behind Nodoka and floated over to Ranma.

"Geru! Geru! DNA matches! Ranma Saotome is related to miss Pan! Geru! Geru!" said the small white robot.

Ranma stopped scratching and blinked in confusion.

"Mom, what is that?" asked Ranma.

"That's Geru hon. He belonged to your ancestor, his friends and family. I found him earlier in the attic." Said Nodoka.

"Well what's it do?" asked Ranma.

"Geru finds dragon balls. Geru! Geru!" said Geru.

"What the heck is a dragon ball?" asked Ranma.

"That's another story for another day." Said Nodoka.

"Ranma strong. Ranma strongest fighter here. Ranma win tournament. Geru! Geru!" said Geru.

"Thanks. But I know it isn't going to be easy, especially with the freak in this thing." Said Ranma.

Ranma then started to scratch the area above his butt with chopsticks.

"Hey Geru, could you find out why the area above my butt is so itchy?" asked Ranma.

The white floating robot's eye flashed white for a second as he analyzed the area.

"This perfectly normal Ranma. Your t…" but Geru couldn't finish because Nodoka muzzled him and turned him to a corner so she could talk to him.

"Listen Geru, I don't want Ranma knowing about his tail just yet. I want to be the one who tells him when it happens." Said Nodoka.

"What are you going to tell him Miss Nodoka?" asked Geru.

"I…I don't know okay! How do you explain to your only son that he is descended from an ancient warrior race from his mother's side?" asked Nodoka rhetorically.

She felt like she wanted to cry.

"Geru. Don't worry Miss Nodoka, you'll think of something. Geru." Said Geru.

But little did they know that a man in a suite was trying to get to her but was stopped by her son.

"Out of the way kid! That bitch is so far behind her taxes a shovel can't dig her out!"

"Please. Wait until the tournament is over and then you'll have your money I swear!" said Ranma.

"Like I'm going to believe you!" said the man.

"OR, you could try to get through me to her!" said Ranma getting into a defensive stance.

"I…think I'll wait until the tournament is over." Said the man right before he left.

"That's what I thought." Said Ranma.

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Back outside the ring…

"Ohhh what happened?" asked Mousse holding his head.

He then looked down and saw that Roll was out cold on top of him. Just then he had a feeling of dread, as if he knew he was about to die but why?

"Mouuuuuuuuuusssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee!" shouted Shampoo with a giant battle aura.

"Sh-sh-Shampoo! It's not what it looks like I swear!"

"Mousse is BAKA!" said Shampoo right before she hit him with a mallet.

WHAM

"Now I know how Ranma felt. Poor guy." Said Mousse with a mallet on his head.

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Back with Ranma…

Seina walked up to Ranma while he was reading a scroll that had the technique Instant Transmission.

"Um excuse me, but my daughter would like an autograph." Said Seina.

Ranma eyed him suspiciously for a second. There was something about this guy's aura that was just off.

"Sure thing." Said Ranma.

Just then a piece of plaster fell off the roof and on to Ranma's head.

"OW! Well that was unlucky." Said Ranma.

"Yeah sorry about that. I kind of have this bad luck curse and sometimes it affects those around me." said Seina.

"Bad luck curse huh? Then I have four words for you. Stay. Away. From. Jusenkyo. If what you say is true then you'd probably end up being cursed with spring of drowned everything. Now who am I making this out to?" asked Ranma.

"You're making it out to my daughter, Maiko. Sign it to my biggest fan Maiko, from Ranma." Said Seina.

"Alright."

He signed the piece of paper and gave it back.

"So exactly what is it that you're reading there?" asked Seina.

"Techniques passed down from my ancestor. He was supposed to be the greatest of all warriors. I'm about to try this one here." Said Ranma.

"Mind if I watch?" asked Seina.

"Knock yourself out."

Ranma then put two fingers on his forehead and disappeared. However Ranma reappeared in the ladies bathroom.

"Aw crap!"

Ranma was in a bit of a panic.

"Let's hope I can get it right this time!"

He then put two fingers on his forehead again and disappeared.

He reappeared where he was at the start.

"Whew. This one is kind of tricky…but that just makes me want to master it all the more." Said Ranma.

"Wait a minute what just happened here?" asked Seina.

"The technique worked but it didn't do exactly what I expected it to."

"Well I'll see you later, I got to go give this to my daughter."

"See ya…Okay Geru, you can come out now. He's gone."

Geru then came out from behind Ranma.

"There's something odd about that guy." Said Ranma.

"He a jinx. Geru. Geru."

"Well sort of anyways…where's Rebecca?" asked Ranma looking around.

He had just noticed that she had disappeared.

Someone then entered the room with a bucket. Geru then hid behind Ranma. He turned around and smiled as he saw the red headed girl.

"There you are Rebecca. You can come out Geru, Rebecca can keep a secret." Said Ranma.

Geru came out but Rebecca didn't seem to even flinch. She had something on her mind.

"Speaking of secrets Ranma. I think it's time I shared mine with you. You see you're not the only one who went to Jusenkyo. I went there to learn a revised version of the Wolf Fang Fist. Only the difference is I kind of like my curse." Said Rebecca.

She then poured the bucket on herself and turned into…a fox. (A/N: She was kind of foxy) a cute little red fox with white socks on her feet and a white tip at the end of her tail.

"R-R-Rebecca? Is that you?" asked a stunned Ranma.

The fox nodded. Unlike some cursed people her clothes didn't change with her.

"Attention everyone! The semi-finals are about to begin! Our first match is between Ranma and Ryouga! Fighters please make your way to the ring now!" said the announcer.

"That's my cue. Listen Rebecca we'll talk about this later, I got to go right now." Said Ranma.

Ranma made his way to the ring to find Ryouga already there.

"You actually found the ring and made it here on time, I'm impressed." Said Ranma.

"Shut up Ranma! Today is the day you die!" said Ryouga.

"Fighters ready? Begin!" said the announcer.

Ryouga charged towards Ranma and threw a punch but Ranma just jumped over him.

"Ryouga after this fight try to get some speed training alright?" requested Ranma.

"Damn it Ranma! Quit running away and fight like a man!" said Ryouga.

"Okay, but remember you asked for it." said Ranma.

Ranma then moved faster than Ryouga thought he could. Then all of a sudden he felt an enormous pain in his stomach, he looked down to see that Ranma's fist had connected with it.

Ryouga then punched Ranma away and held his stomach in pain.

"Damn it Ranma! That hurt! Wait a minute…that hurt." Said Ryouga.

Yes people Ryouga's little mind finally figured something out. His Baksai Tenkustsu training raised his defense so high it was almost off the chart and yet Ranma managed to hit his stomach really, really hard. And he actually felt it too.

Ryouga, not wanting to lose, decided to try something he never tried before. Revising a technique.

Ryouga began to rip off his shirt.

"Ryouga, you're not thinking of doing what I think you are, are you?" asked a suspicious Ranma.

"Iron Cloth Technique Revised!" shouted Ryouga.

He then threw his shirt at Ranma and it wrapped around him.

"Iron Straight Jacket!" said Ryouga.

Ranma struggled with his new straight jacket but couldn't seem to break out of it.

"And Ryouga is disqualified!" said the announcer.

"WHAT?" shouted Ryouga.

"I'm sorry sir but technically you did use a weapon and weapons aren't allowed in this tournament. Winner of the match goes to Ranma!" said the announcer.

"My despair. I now realize I never should've done that. I just threw away my only chance of defeating Ranma." Said Ryouga depressingly.

"Oh no! He wouldn't! Not here! Not with so many people!" said Ranma afraid.

"PERFECT SHI-SHI-HOKODAN!" Shouted Ryouga to the heavens.

A huge pillar of ki shouted skyward.

"He would. RYOUGA YOU IDIOT! DID YOU FORGET WE HAD AN AUDIENCE OF SOMETHING? INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET HURT!" shouted an angry Ranma.

Ryouga then snapped out of the soul of ice and looked at what he just did in fear.

"OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?" Shouted Ryouga.

Ranma struggled in his jacket even more so. He had to do something. Right now Ranma wished more than anything he was stronger so he could protect the people.

POP

Ranma was sure how but his strength then sky rocketed. He flexed his muscles and broke free. There was no time to celebrate, he got into his stance.

"Ka-ma-ha-ma-HA!" Ranma shot forth an enormous ki blast from his cupped hands towards the pillar that was plummeting downward. Sure enough, the Kamahamaha plowed right through the Shi-shi-hokodan.

Ranma then breathed a sigh of relief. Everyone was finally safe.

Ranma started to make his way back to the entrance but his balance was off. He looked behind him to see what the problem was and gasped.

Ranma had sprouted a tail.

Me: "And that does it for this chapter."

Rei: "Hey M."

Me: "Rei? What are you doing here?"

Rei: "It's a long story."

Me: "Oh well, I'll call DM and have him pick you up. In the mean time make yourself comfortable."

Mousse hugging me: "Oh Shampoo! I love you!"

Me: "I'M NOT SHAMPOO, GET THE HELL OFF ME!"

He then put his glasses back on.

Mousse letting go: "Oh. You're right. I'm sorry."

Me: "You'd better be! I'll forgive you if you get some damn contact lenses! Anyways, since I got over 100 reviews does anyone knows what that means? KARAOKE!"

The karaoke machine starts up.

Me: "First up: Aisha."

Aisha: "What's up pussy cat? Whoa whoa whoa whoa."

Next was Rebecca: "Yeppapa yeppapa don't know what to do…"

Me: "Take it Ranma!"

Ranma with half lidded eyes: "No."

Me: "Oh well. It's your turn then reader! Show us what you got!"