The Taxi Cab

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"Ahhh...another hour in this taxi cab..." stated Sirius, putting his feet up on the drivers seat in front of him.

"Nothing like terrorizing a few kids...". With his arms crossed behind his head, he glanced out the window.

"STOP BUBBA!" Sirius hollered and the taxi cab came to a complete halt in front of the man standing outside cab.

A man stalked in the cab, about 6 foot high with the greasied hair Sirius has ever seen. Pale face with black beetle eyes. Of course, who else would it be other than the one and only Severus Snape?

"Take me too Ollivanders' Wand Shop on the double," Snape hissed as he belongings on the floor of the cab.

Without a second to loose the cab was on it's way to it's destination.

Sirius glanced at Snape and looked at him with shifty eyes.

"I've seen you before," stated Sirius, folding his hands and putting them in his lap.

"And I care why?" said Snape and looked out the window.

"I've seen you, but I can't quite put my finger on it."

"I don't care! Take a hint!" snarled Snape.

The taxi stopped at a light and Sirius stopped a group of older woman sitting on a bench right outside the cab. Sirius quickly opened the window, trying to get attention of the ladies.

"OH MY GOODNESS! I RECONIGNIZED YOU! YOU WERE THE ONE AT THE MOVIE RENTAL STORE THAT WOULDN'T RETURN THOSE MOVIES! What were they called again? OH I REMEMBER! WILD WITCHES IN SALEM! AND THE BROOMSTICK HUSSY!" Sirius screamed at the top of his lungs.

"What are you talking about you fool!" hollered Snape.

"DON'T YOU REMEMBER, I HEARD YOU SAY THAT SINCE YOU COULDN'T GET ANY LADIES YOURSELF, YOU JUST HAD TO KEEP THE MOVIES FOR, your own personal reasons!" yelled Sirius with a wink.

Sirius looked outside and the elderly women gave Snape a dirty look and started whispering. The cab was speeding off again, and Sirius closed the window.

He glanced over and saw a fuming Snape and decided to screw with his mind some more. Sirius rested his chin on the tops of his hands and spoke,

"You have the most interesting hair I have ever seen. So dark and umm...what's the word I'm looking for...GREASY!...I shall take you home and call you greaseball. But you have to promise me you WON'T ruin the carpet."

Snape just started at the looney teenage boy beside him. Was he drunk? Was he high or stoned? And how did he know about those videos!

"Ya know what Snivellus, since you were always playing with that chemistry set of yours when you were younger, how come you never made anything to help you with that greaseball that you have on top of your head that you call hair. I mean, when was the last time you took a shower? When you were what, 5 years old?"

"Shut up! My hair is naturally oily!" yelled Snape in defense.

"Ya sure, I don't believe you...what do you think "Edward"?" questioned Sirius with his sock puppet on his hand.

"I'm thinking you're right Honey-Bunches of Oats. I mean come on, IT'S CALLED SHAMPOO! GET SOME BUDDY!" yelled "Edward".

"Okay that's it, I'm out of here!" yelled Snape. He gave Bubba the currency and opened the door and left. Sirius called to his window and opened it yelling out,

"HEY WAIT! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOU HOME, GREASEBALL! REMEMBER ME!"

I know, not a good chapter at all. I'm running out of ideas for it. I'm so sorry. Bad Kim bad! slaps her hand

Well, not to worry, this is going to be one of the very last chapters. My ideas are so suckish right now it's not funny.

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