Yay, update! I have one hour of school (tests) a day this week, and I have next week off. Soo, I should be able to round this ficcie up soon! wOOt!

Suguru looked at the play unfolding before him, and nodded approvingly. So far Ryuichi had managed to make up for any lines Shuichi forgot, and they had gotten act one down without any major problems. It was then, when he was finally beginning to relax and regain a little hope, that he saw Rage.

He tugged on Tatsuha's sleeve and pointed at the crazy woman.

"Who's that?"

"That's Rage, she used to be our manager! But she is supposed to be in America!"

"Whoah, are those grenades she's carrying!"

"Yeah, she's usually got a bazooka with her. I wonder where it is now…?"

Shuichi yelled from the stage, clearly annoyed. "I said, but if my father sees us, we'll be in major trouble!"

"Ah, that's my cue! Tatsuha, you have to follow her! Make sure she doesn't ruin our play!"

"What! I don't want to get involved with violent people like her!"

"Please, Tats-kun?"

Suguru slipped his arms around his boyfriends' waist and pressed their lips together. "It means a lot to me…"

"If my father sees us, we'll be in major trouble!"

Tatsuha blushed at his cute little boyfriend and nodded. Suguru smiled coyly and dashed off to act his part.

"Man, for once I know my lines, and you don't show up!" Shuichi glared and hissed at him,

"Sorry, Shindo-kun."

They then continued the play. Suguru sighed inwardly. The first big thing gone wrong and it was his fault. Come to think of it, he wouldn't put it past himself to screw up the whole play single-handedly.

Tatsuha ducked behind a potted plant as Rage looked back, apparently checking for people following her.

He gulped nervously when she didn't move on. Why the hell did he agree to see what she was up to! Was he getting soft! No one had ever had such an influence on him. He never did anything unless there was something in it for him. And there wasn't anything in this for him, was there? Had his brother or anyone else asked him to do something as dangerous as this, they'd have had to pay up big time!

He let out a sigh as Rage shrugged and went on her way. So far so good.

The chase continued through the building. Tatsuha got the feeling Rage was completely lost. He sighed. How stupid could you be? There were signs everywhere pointing in all directions and floor plans at every corner.

Finally, the berserker called Rage stopped at a door, and went into the room. He peeked through the door, and saw…

Uaagh, was that Tohma in a maids uniform! And he was looking straight up his skirt. Ohh, why hadn't he put on panties! If he was gonna cross-dress, he ought to do it properly.

Ah, Rage was delivering Tohma ammunition. He seemed pretty pissed that she was late. He almost snickered, but held himself back. His instincts kicked in and he hid behind the door as Rage left again. Now, he could go down and report to Suguru that Tohma was up here with a bazooka and ammunition. Or he could continue spying and try to find out what the creep was up to this time.

Usually, he would have gone back and laugh as the person who told him to spy on Rage got mad, but he really didn't feel like having his boyfriend mad at him.

Boyfriend. He pondered the meaning of the word and what it meant to Suguru as he continued to watch Tohma laugh evilly and load the bazooka.

Boyfriend. He didn't want to let his boyfriend down. Suguru was so worked up about this play thing. Besides, he needed a happy ending in order to carry out his master plan. And whatever Tohma was up to, it couldn't be good for Su-kun. In a moment of heroic bravery, he threw himself at Tohma, just as his brother-in-law got ready to fire the bazooka. It was in that very same moment he realized what was in this for him: Suguru's happiness (Man, I can't believe I wrote something so clichéd!)

Suguru twitched nervously. Tatsuha was still not back, and he needed to get on stage now. He really couldn't go himself, there was a plot twist here and Tatsuha was the one to set it in motion. He glanced at the stairs Tatsuha had disappeared onto, and back to the stage where Ryuichi and Shuichi were making out. Sure, the audience loved it, but he was sure to get sued if they actually, y'know, did it on stage. He checked his watch. Tatsuha had been gone for ages.

He glanced at Maiko, who had a whole bucket of drool dripping down her face as Ryuichi slipped off Shuichi's shirt. He could hear the fangirls scream and masturbate. He groaned. He should have never, ever sent Tatsuha away. And he should have told those singers that they could not take their costumes off!

"Owaaaah!"

"Huh? Oof!"

Tohma grunted as Tatsuha knocked him down. He glared at his brother-in-law.

"Tatsuha-kun. I suggest you get off me, now, if you value your life."

"Nuh-uh!"

Tatsuha grabbed the bazooka and the ammunition and dashed out of the room. Tohma set off in hot pursuit.

"Tatsuha! You are dead meat!"

Now that is not a nice threat coming from Seguchi Tohma. Tatsuha eep´d and ran even faster.

"Once I get my hands on you, I will personally see to it that you die a painful death!"

He really didn't want to get in a fight with this guy, he was probably the kind of man that looks like he hasn't got any muscle in his body at all (well, except for his face) but turns out to be a professional boxer or something.

"I will rip open your chest and tie you lungs to your ears!"

If only he could make it into the relative safety of backstage, where the big American with his guns was, he was sure he'd be alright. K was strong; he could take care of Tohma, right?

"I'll cut off your dick!"

That was a nasty idea. He dashed down the stairs. Damn elevators, never there when you need them.

"And use it to make a dildo with which I'll rape Suguru!"

Tatsuha threw the bazooka down the stairs (at least it didn't go off, he would never have heard the end of it if he blew up Zepp Tokyo) and skidded to a halt.

"If you do that, I'll come back to haunt you!"

Tohma slammed his fist into Tatsuha's face. Right. Tohma was using psychological warfare, abusing his feelings for Su-kun. Pity he hadn't realized before.

He tried running again, but Tohma tripped him and he landed face-first a flight of stairs lower. He got up again, gave a deep sigh, raised his fists, prayed to the gods and prepared to take on Tohma.

"No! Let me pass! I'm a celebrity; I have a right, y'know! C'mon, lemme see my husband!"

"Sorry, lady, no one is allowed in here."

Rage tugged on Judy's sleeve. "C'mon, let's leave these suckers."

Judy sighed, but turned to leave. She assumed Rage had her ways of getting in.

"Umm, lady Winchester? Could I have your autograph?"

Judy gave him the finger and stalked away. What did he think he was doing, not letting her in and then asking for an autograph! She and Rage marched off to find another way in.

Hiro smiled happily. He was in heaven! As long as Tatsuha didn't come back, the play couldn't go on. Sure, Shuichi didn't have many clothes left on and Ryuichi was obviously having a hard time not ripping them off him, but hey, that was Fujisaki's problem.

Why he was in heaven, you ask? He kissed K, that's why! He'd snuck closer and closer while they waited for their cue, and eventually, K had groaned, pulled him into his lap, wrapped his arms around him and kissed him senseless. Maybe his worried about sex drives were silly after all…

He sighed happily as they kissed again. It sure was nice, sitting here together. Maybe he shouldn't be so hard on Shuichi when he made out with people in the middle of the street from now on. He'd tell his friend he'd never understood how he felt before, but he did now and he agreed that love didn't know much shame.

Hiro yelped in surprise when K slid his hands under the thing that went for a top.

"Hm? You don't want to? Sorry, I should've asked."

"No, it's okay, I was just surprised…"

Hiro cuddled closer and guided his hands back up. "I actually liked it a lot…"

"Oh do you."

"Hmm, yeah."

"Hey, you two! If you're going to make out as well, find a closet or something!"

K shot him. "Fine."

He got up, scooped Hiro up and headed for the stairs.

"Don't let it get to you, Cloud-kun. He's probably pissy because Tatsuha still isn't back."

"More likely his hormones are finally playing up. I mean, there's Shuichi and Ryuichi doing loads of X-rated things, and then we start, too, and he hasn't got anyone to do stuff with."

Hiro chuckled. "Why are you carrying me, by the way?"

"Just because."

"Right. Anyway, there's a closet. Did you need one?"

K nodded and went into the closet, smiling seductively.

"Ne, Ryu…"

"Hmmm?"

"What are we going to do? Are we actually going to, y'know, do it?"

"If Tatsuha-chan doesn't show up soon, Ryu-chan won't have much choice no da…"

Shuichi blushed. "But, it's just… I think if we take off any more clothes, some of those girls may die of blood loss…"

Ryuichi was quiet for a moment.

"Ryu-chan thinks it's their problem, not ours na no da."

"I suppose so…"

"Then it's settled da."

And with that, Ryuichi began tugging on Shuichi's pants. The fangirls screamed. Suguru cried.

K growled annoyed as yet another loud bang disturbed their lovemaking. Why were there people rampaging around on the stairs?

"Hey, Cloud-kun, can you go and shoot the people that are making so much noise please? It's really annoying."

"With pleasure."

Hiro smiled as K grabbed his gun (which had been carelessly thrown on a can of soap) and went out with a murderous look in his eyes.

"There, there, he's leaving! Now we can get that boy!"

"Yeah, I see, Rage. Hey, handsome, are you coming?"

Eiri growled at the Hollywood movie star and continued typing away on his laptop. "I'm finally getting some work done, and it's not my problem your husband is cheating on you either."

Judy shrugged. "Oh well, whatever. You wouldn't be of much use anyway."

Eiri growled again.

"C'mon, Judy, we have to hurry! He might come back any time!"

"You're right."

The two femme fatales snuck to the closet, Rage moving on to the stairs to keep watch (and tend to her poor bazooka that had fallen eight floors) and Judy going in and shutting the door.

"Oi, pretty face."

"What? Me?"

"Do you see anyone else in this closet?"

"I'm not stupid, lady, you just surprised me. Besides, it's too dark to see in here. But who are you?"

"Me? You don't know me?"

"Like I said, it's too dark to see you, and I don't recognize your voice, either."

Judy scowled, though it went unnoticed in the dark. "I'm Judy Winchester, and Cloud is my husband. I came to let you know that if you touch him again, I will personally see to it that you die a painfull death. Cloud is mine, I won't let some pretty teenage boy take him away, got that? So stop manipulating him, now, or you're dead meat."

"I'm not manipulating him! He's doing everything of his own free will! He was the one who first admitted his love anyway!"

She huffed. "Cloud isn't the smartest person, kiddo, so it's quite easy to make him feel he's in love."

"Is that so? Well then, how do you know for sure it's you he truly loves and not me?"

"He married me."

"If two men could get married, I'm sure he'd marry me eventually."

The argument continued, accusations growing bolder and harsher. Meanwhile, the object their fight was all about was blissfully ignorant. He was having a great day. First he kissed Hiro, and now he got into a fistfight!
Yup, you guessed it; the people making noises were no other than Tohma and Tatsuha fighting. K came right in time.

"Uwaaagh! Hey you, crazy American! You hafta help me, he's trying to kill me!"

Tohma was strangling him though, so it came out more like "cough cough gasp kill rrgghhgh!" It was enough for K though. He had an excuse to beat Tohma up; one of his fellow actors was in trouble.

"O yeah!"

It didn't take very long. Even if Tohma was a pro boxer in disguise, K was a killing machine. And he had a gun. That helped too.

Anyway. Tohma was knocked out on the floor, bleeding, and Tatsuha was rubbing his sore throat.

"So, Tatsuha-kun, what were you doing, getting into a fight with Tohma?"

"Well, I stole Tohma's bazooka 'cause he was trying to blow the place up but he got me before I could make it to safety, you really saved my skin there. But what were you doing here?

"I was making out with Hiro-kun in a closet under the stairs but went up to shoot the people who were making so much noise."

"Ah, I see…"

"I suggest you hurry downstairs and get on stage. The play can't move on without you, and I don't think Ryu-chan can hold out much longer without actually fucking Shuichi-kun on stage."

"Oh shit! They're fucking each other on stage and I'm missing it!"

K nodded. Tatsuha dashed off in hopes of getting to see at least the climax. K sighed. Now he didn't have enough time left to go all the way with Hiro. Oh well, it would just have to wait until the play was over. He grabbed Tohma, intent on tying him up later an went down as well.

"Judy! Someone's coming!"

Judy cursed and released Hiro, who gasped for air and scolded himself for not figuring K's wife would be a lethal as he was.

"Well, I hope you have learnt your lesson. Bye, kid, and don't stick your hands where they don't belong again."

She and Rage then made a quick getaway, dragging Eiri out with them. Hiro shuddered. What was he going to do now?

He got up, groaned as his back protested after being in an unnatural position for so long. In the hallway he was nearly run over by a high-speed Tatsuha. The day had done a hundred and eighty degrees turn in Hiro's opinion.

"Hiro-kun? What's wrong?"

"Your wife came and tried to strangle me to death."

K was silent for a moment. "I'm sorry."

Hiro gave a weak smile. "It's okay. I survived."

"I'm really sorry. I'll talk to her later."

Hiro nodded. "Let's get go back, I'm really not in the mood anymore. Besides, the play is moving again. By the way, what happened to him?" He gestured at the still-bleeding (rather profusely I might add) Tohma.

"Oh, him. He was trying to blow up the place." He slipped his arm around Hiro's waist. Hiro leaned into him and sighed.

"Tatsuha! Where the hell have you been?"

"Fighting Tohma. He was-

I don't want to hear! You can tell me later! Now get on there!"

Tatsuha looked at the stage. "But they're right in the middle of fucking each other senseless! We can't interrupt them!"

"Yes we can, and we will, it will only add to the scene!"

And with that, Suguru kicked Tatsuha out onto the stage. Tatsuha sighed, but played his part and the play went on. Maiko tried to kill Suguru.

Then Hiro and K entered.

"Yo, Fujisaki-kun, you wouldn't happen to have any rope or something around here, would you?"

"Not that I'm aware, but what do you need-Hey, what do you thing you're doing, bringing the main enemy in here!"

"Don't sweat it; can't you see he's unconscious? I wanted to tie him up. He was trying to blow up the building."

Suguru growled. "I don't want to know. I think Tatshuha had some handcuffs in his bag, check that. And tie him up properly, and gag him as well. I don't want him interfering in case he wakes up."

Hiro glanced at the puddle of blood forming under Tohma, and the trail of blood he left when he was being dragged into the room. "I'm not sure he's ever going to wake up anymore, Fujisaki-kun."

Suguru looked shocked. "W-what? He's dead?"

K checked his pulse. "Well, he's not dead, yet, but I don't think it'll take much longer."

"We…We have to get him into a hospital!"

The two looked at him like he'd grown a second head.

"Are you nuts! He's finally out of our way, and you want to help him!"

Suguru sputtered. "I'd feel really guilty, having caused someone's death."

K rolled his eyes. "You didn't cause it, I did. And I don't feel guilty at all."

"But…But there would be no one left to win the bet over if he's dead."

K looked thougtfull for a moment. "I guess that's true. Well, then, I know what to do. We'll get him into hospital, and as soon as we've won, we'll sneak in and turn the life support machines off. Have we got a deal?"

Suguru paled slightly. "As long as I don't have to play any part in the turning off-thingy."

"Okay!"

K proceeded to call a hospital.

Whaaaah, the longest chapter ever! (3201 words!) Yay, go me!

Reviews: (just two! What is wrong with you people!)

Annie loves it:Well, I don't think Su-kun will be wearing a maids costume in this fic anymore, but the next… Well, let's just say I'll keep the idea in mind. Tatsuha is plotting something waaaaay better for poor Su-kun in this ficcie (cackles evilly)

rebelyell59: (dies) You know me too well, it's creepy. I read your review and I was totally freaked out. I was halfway through this chapter (I can't believe how fast you always review, do you live on FFnet or something?) Half your guesses were correct, and I was like: WTF, can you read minds or something 0.o!

And so you know, I'll be skipping the rest of the play. It's what took so long to get this chapter up. I seriously don't have any ideas or inspiration (if you mail me ideas you would like to see, I may reconsider and write the rest as well).