Me: "Hello everyone. No Ryouga isn't going to be related to anyone, I'm just trying to do a friendship thing with him and Ranma. We have some very special intruders for you today. The sailor scouts."

Sailor Moon touching a camera and acting like DeeDee: "Ooooooh what does this button do?"

Me: "NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT!"

KABOOM

Me: "Why are you here anyways?"

Sailor Moon: "We're going to be part of the story."

Me: "OH NO YOU'RE NOT! I think if I use one more crossover in this story it'll explode!"

Sailor Moon: "Then in the name of the moon: I will punish you!"

Me: "RANMA HELP!"

Ranma backing away from Jupiter: "I GOT PROBLEMS OF MY OWN! Nice Jupiter, good Jupiter, not going to glomp me Jupiter."

He then backed up into something and saw Venus.

Ranma: "Oh crap there's two of them. They come in blonde too."

Ranma continued to back away from the girls who were drooling over him.

Me: "Well, while we try to overcome this you enjoy the next chapter. Start the fic."

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Ranma was running around the entrance building screaming his head off.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!"

his mom was trying to calm him down.

"Ranma just calm down for a second."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"This isn't going to work." Said Nodoka.

She took off her shoe and threw it at Ranma.

"Thanks, I needed that." said Ranma. (A/N: I got that from Brother Bear.)

Nodoka then said "Now Ranma, having a tail is perfectly normal…"

"NORMAL? I HAVE A TAIL GROWING OUT OF MY BACK! WHAT IS NORMAL ABOUT THAT?" Shouted Ranma.

"It's perfectly normal…for our species anyways." Said Nodoka shyly.

"SPECIES? AS IN NOT HUMAN? I'M NOT HUMAN?" shouted Ranma again.

"Of course you're human! Well…half human anyways." Said Nodoka.

"HALF? IF THAT'S SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER MOM IT ISN'T WORKING! WHAT'S THE OTHER HALF HOWLER MONKEY?" shouted Ranma.

Nodoka was getting a little irritated now.

"Young man! Believe it or not you descend from a proud warrior race that gets stronger after every fight!" said Nodoka.

Ranma seemed to have calmed down a little more and Nodoka figured now would be the best time to tell him the rest.

Ranma sat down and found he could lean back on his tail. Guess there were some advantages to having a tail.

Nodoka then began to tell Ranma the story of Goku, how he was it's greatest hero and champion. She then began to tell him all of the adventures he had, she had learned through Baba.

Ranma toppled over like he did in the episode where he Ukyo first came back.

"Wow. I've got some pretty big shoes to fill." Said Ranma.

"And you'll be able to fill them…in time." said Nodoka.

"Attention everyone! The second round of the semi finals are about to begin. Fighters please make your way to the ring now." Said the announcer.

"Where is that fox anyways?" asked Ranma.

Rebecca the fox then came running up to him and jumped into his arms. She was nuzzling her face against his chest.

"There you are. Come on, it's your turn. Let's go find you some hot water." Said Ranma.

Rebecca then started to struggle in his arms.

"Hey, just calm down a little will you? You're up next and you're going to want to be human for the fight…I think." said Ranma as he remembers the freak's way of dealing with women.

Well when he finally dosed her with hot water he got a big surprise. Rebecca was in front of him as naked as the day she was born.

Ranma fell over backwards with a bloody nose. He couldn't believe it! Him! Ranma, had a bloody nose! He was Ranma! He didn't DO bloody noses, he saw Shampoo in the buff for crying out loud! And yet here he was, on the floor, with a bloody nose.

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Outside…

Four lovely ladies had those see through computer things out and were analyzing data about Ranma and his tail.

"Well?" asked Kiriko.

"It's true. He is a saiyan, or half of one at the very least." Said Amane.

"But I thought Saiyans were supposed to be extinct." Said Ryoko.

"Well there must be at the very least a couple left for this guy to be a saiyan." Said Kiriko.

Maiko had the biggest smile on. She was wondering how she was going to get around the whole 'No Earthlings allowed' thing. Ranma was the first person outside of her family to show her any sort of kindness.

Flashback

A bunch of kids had pushed a miniature version of Maiko down in the sand box.

"Nobody likes you. you're daddy is bad luck so that means you are too. You should just go back where you came from." Said the boy.

"You're never going to have any friends no matter what." said the girl.

Chibi Maiko looked like she was about to cry.

End flashback

Then when puberty hit her she had all the friends she could want. At least for a little while anyways, they were all boys but they still hung out with her, which is until they met her father. Then she was alone again. Okay she did have fans and even some friends, but her friends were all galaxies apart. She had just given up hope but then…

Flashback

Ranma walked over to where Maiko was and he held out his hand.

Maiko looked at his hand then at Ranma with a confused look.

"You fought a good match and have lots of potential. When you've finished your training let's have another match. I would like to be your friend if that's okay." Said Ranma smiling.

End Flashback

That smile made her go wild inside.

"Now I know Ranma is going to win." Said Maiko.

"I don't know. This Happosai guy is supposed to have a lot of experience under his belt." Said Ryoko.

"Ranma will beat him!" said Maiko.

"My don't we have confidence." Said Kiriko.

"MOM!" said Maiko blushing.

"Why are you blushing Maiko?" asked Amane teasingly.

"I-I…None of your business! I'm going to go make Ranma the offer. If he doesn't win, which I highly doubt, then we'll erase his memory." Said Maiko.

She then stomped off.

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Rebecca, fully clothed, made her way to the ring.

Opposite her was the wrinkly old troll himself. She really didn't like they how he was looking at her bosom.

"Begin!" said the announcer.

Happosai began to run towards our favorite long haired red head.

"I forfeit!" said Rebecca happily.

Happosai along with everyone else face faults.

"And winner by default is…Happosai." Said the announcer.

Rebecca soon made her way back to the entrance.

"Rebecca! You didn't even try!" said Ranma.

"I just really didn't want to get glomped." Said Rebecca.

"I know the feeling." Said Ranma.

Just then another girl went up to Ranma. There was something about her aura that was familiar. Then it hit him.

"Hey! You're Ninja Girl!" said Ranma.

Maiko then covered his mouth with her hand.

"Sh! No one can know I'm Ninja Girl. Listen can I talk to you alone for a second?" asked Maiko.

"Sure thing. I'm given a little break before the finals start so the kids can get some candy and stuff. I'll be right back Rebecca." Said Ranma.

He then left with Maiko, he didn't know it at the time but Rebecca was fuming. She kept repeating to herself that she wouldn't sink to Akane's level.

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Maiko handed Ranma some sort of plastic clipboard but it opened up kind of like a book.

"What is this?" asked Ranma.

"Ranma I'm going to frank with you, I would like for you to join the Galaxy Police." Said Maiko.

"Hold on! Back up! I have no idea what's going on here! What the hell is Galaxy Police?" said Ranma.

"Galaxy Police is exactly what it sounds like. Only it's not just one galaxy but almost all of them. We protect and serve the galaxy and fight pirates. The pay is good and the benefits are to die for." Said Maiko.

The more Ranma listened the more he got interested.

"Of course you would have to leave the planet and any chances of having a normal life would be gone." Said Maiko.

"Normal? Life? Me? HA! Never happen. Just when I got over my Jusenkyo curse I get a new friend sprouting out of my back." Said Ranma as his tail twitched.

"Uh yes. Well we usually don't allow humans to join but since you're only half human we can make an exception in your case." Said Maiko.

"Hm…can I think about it for a little while?" asked Ranma.

"Sure. I'll come back for your answer after you win." Said Maiko.

"But what if I don't win?" asked Ranma.

"Trust me. You will." Said Maiko.

She then winked at him and left.

A slight blush crossed Ranma's face.

"Okay Geru, you can come out."

Geru came out from behind his back.

"Geru I need to ask you something. If I do win, will the prize money be enough to get my mom out of debt?" asked Ranma.

Geru looked like he was processing the information.

"Well?" asked Ranma.

"Let's just say it's a good start. Geru. Geru."

"Well then it looks like I'm going to be joining the GP. Now Geru, it says here that they'd give me a reasoning unit or reasoning unit parts. Geru, I would like for you to be my reasoning unit." Said Ranma.

"Yay! Geru go with Ranma! Geru go with Ranma!" said Geru as he hovered around Ranma happily.

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In some bushes near by…

"If Ranma's going, then so am I." said Rebecca.

She then pulled out a cell phone and dialed some numbers.

"Hello? Washu? This is your number 1 student who would like to call in a favor………………..I would like to join the GP." Said Rebecca speaking into the phone.

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Back with Ranma…

"Well I got two hours left. I wish I could have a few more matches in just to be sure of myself. I mean I've beaten the freak before that's too be sure but he's also beaten me a few times too." Said Ranma.

"Maybe we can help." Said a voice.

Two mysterious figures had jumped down in front of Ranma. They were…

"Kerin! And Prince Toma!" said Ranma.

"Yo Ranma." Said Toma.

"Kerin wishes to greet you Ranma Saotome." (A/N: Do I really need to tell you which one said that?)

"Well it's great to see you guys. Hey Kerin, how's the wife?" asked Ranma.

Sure these guys used to be enemies, but back then they were all fighting over Akane. and well since he wasn't her fiancé anymore why should they be mad?

"She has a set of twins on the way." Said Kerin.

"Hey, congratulations man. So what are you two doing here anyways?" asked Ranma.

"We came to the tournament because we both knew you would be here. We wanted to enter so we could have another match with you but we both arrived too late." Said Toma.

"But we couldn't help over hearing your predicament and are willing to help anyway we can." Said Kerin.

Ranma just smiled at this.

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Two hours later…

Ranma was drenched in sweat.

"Thanks guys. I believe I am now thoroughly ready to face the freak." Said Ranma in shortened breaths.

"Hey Ranma, I've been meaning to ask, that thing coming out of your back…" started Toma while panting.

"Yes it's exactly what it looks like and no I don't want to talk about it. Besides it's time for my final match." Said Ranma.

With that he left the two exhausted martial artists with one thought 'Strange. I should be exhausted but instead I feel pumped up.'

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Ranma made his way to the ring. There he found Happosai waiting for him.

"Ready for a painful lesson?" asked Happosai.

"You're the one that's going to get schooled you freak." Said Ranma.

"Fighters ready? Begin!" said the announcer.

Ranma and Happosai charged at each other, they leapted up into the air and exchanged blows.

Ranma let loose his chestnut fist but none of the blows seemed to hit him.

"How can he even be able to dodge them?" asked a stunned Ranma.

"Elementary my dear Ranma. You learned your chestnut fist from Cologne correct? Well there for she knows it too." said Happosai.

"Well duh, what's your point!" said Ranma.

"Back in the days of old Cologne pulled out all the tricks on me when ever I got her angry. In short I learned how to avoid it." said Happosai.

Ranma was stunned but more determined than ever.

"Then let's see how you like this!" said Ranma.

He then powered up and had a glow that was usually on the Z fighters.

Ranma then flew off and kicked Happosai across the face.

"Amazing what you can learn by reading huh?" said Ranma.

Unfortunately Happosai did not land out of the ring. He got up and dusted himself off.

"I see that your going to take this seriously. Very well than, let me show you a technique that an old friend taught me, he passed away ten years ago. He was my best friend, we would spying on the ladies side of the bath houses together. Before he died he taught me his favorite technique as a sign of our eternal friendship. Ka..." started Happosai as he started to get into a position that was oh too familar for Ranma.

"No way!" shouted Ranma in disbelief.

Ranma in a corner: "Well ladies this is where we say good bye."

He then used the instant transmission and teleported away.

Me: "RANMA YOU COWARD! At least Rei'll help me."

I then see Rei running away fromSaturnand mumble under my breathe 'typical'.

I look to see that Inuyasha had mini moon on his head and was trying to shake her off.

Me: "I'll update just as soon as I can get these girls OUT OF HERE!"

Sailor Moon: "Ooooh stage light."

Me: "NO! NO! NO! GET AWAY FROM THERE!"

CRASH

Me: "If my studio is still in one piece by then."