The guys wondered the halls of Granny Shuns' mansion for what seemed like forever. When they came to another fork in the hall the paused and tried to make a decision.
"Hakkai, I think we should go left. Left is my lucky direction." Gojyo said smugly.
"Well, we did go right last time…" Hakkai said as he started to trail off.
"No, we should go right again! And Gojyo got to pick which way we went last time." Goku protested.
"I don't care, just pick a direction." Sanzo said, slightly irritated.
"Well, why don't you and Gojyo do rock, paper, scissors Goku?" Hakkai said, trying to prevent a fight from starting.
"Okay, sure. Lets go Gojyo." Goku said, excitedly. Together they yelled in the halls, "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!" They both had paper; they went again, "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!" Once again they tied and they both had rock. "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!" This time Gojyo had rock and Goku had scissors.
"HAH! I won monkey, so we go left!" The party made the left turn and continued down the hall. They got into a single file line; Hakkai was in the front, then Gojyo, Goku and lastly was Sanzo. Goku's towel started slip from his waist, as it got lower Sanzo stepped on it. Goku's towel fell off, and Goku fell face flat on the ground. Sanzo fell with Goku and landed on top of him. Goku face was smashed into the ground under Sanzo's weight. Goku tried to tell Sanzo he couldn't breath, but all that came out was mumbles. Sanzo's face started to turn red, when he realized the other two were staring at him and Goku was waving his arms around madly. As Sanzo scrambled to his feet he said, "Y-you damn monkey! W-watch where you're going!" Sanzo got off Goku, "San-san-sanzo, you are too heavy." Goku said, in between breaths. Gojyo and Hakkai stood next to each other, trying to hold back laughs at the sight of Sanzo on top of Goku. Sanzo walked over to Gojyo and hit him on top of the head with his fan.
"Ow, what was that for?" Gojyo yelled at Sanzo.
"Hmph." Was Sanzo's only reply.
"You stinkin' monk!" Gojyo said, charging at Sanzo. Hakkai managed to grab Gojyo, and stop him from tackling Sanzo.
"Now, now, we need to find our way to either the laundry room or where someone is in this house." Hakkai said, once again breaking up another fight. Hakkai decided to separate the two, to prevent another fight from happening. So he got in between them making the line now in the order of Gojyo, Hakkai, Goku then Sanzo. They continued their march, when they heard groans and moans emitting from one of the rooms. Each of their thoughts was different, and I'll just leave the reader to imagine what each member of the Sanzo party was thinking. Two went on each side of the door, and Sanzo kicked it in. What they saw was someone, lifting weights of at least 250 pounds. The 'someone' stopped once the door opened, and walked over to them. The 'someone' had long flowing blonde hair, soft grey eyes, and…broad shoulders? As they 'checked out' the rest of the 'someone' they noticed a tight purple tank top, and tight yellow sweats. A deep feminine voice said, "Hello there, you must be Sanzo and his companions! Granny Shun said you would be arriving." The thing came at them, giving Sanzo a big hug. "My name is Edger, but you can call me Ed-chan." Sanzo was astonished by the hug and was being squeezed so tightly that he could hardly breath. By the time Edger had noticed he was squeezing too hard, Sanzo had already passed out. Goku took him and asked, "Do you have somewhere we can lay him down?"
"Yes, put him over here." Ed said, pointing to one of the bench presses. "I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist. His sweaty bear flesh against mine, Oooo. And he looked so cute in his purple towel." The grown man squealed.
"Right, uhhh, would you happen to know where we could do some wash Ed-chan?" Hakkai asked.
"Yes, but it wouldn't be done until tomorrow."
"Oh, okay." Hakkai said, scratching his head.
"But you can borrow some of my clothes." Edger said, running off to his closet to look for some clothes. When he came back he handed each of them a different pair of clothing. Hakkai got a tight pink leotard, Gojyo got a tight yellow leotard, Goku got a tight purple leotard and Ed-chan handed Goku Sanzo's neon orange leotard.
"Here you guys go you'll look absolutely sunning in these!" Edger said excitedly. The three of them took the leotards and sweat dropped.
"Uhhhh, thank you for you consideration Ed-chan." Hakkai mumbled.
"Here, you guys can change in here." Edger said, pointing to the bathroom, "By the way, I never did get your names, all I know is that you are the Sanzo party."
"Oh, I'm Goku, and this is Hakkai and Gojyo," Goku said, pointing to them. "And the one that is passed out is Sanzo."
"Okay, you seem to be the one that is closest to Sanzo, so you can change him Goku." Ed-chan said suspecting.
"O-okay." Goku said, slightly stuttering from embarrassment. Goku went and picked up Sanzo and dragged him into the small bathroom. Goku laid Sanzo on the slippery tile floor. He peeled the towel away from him, trying not to look. As he got it off of him, he slipped and fell, right in between Sanzo's legs. Goku sat there in utter shock, staring. Sanzo finally started to come to; he sat up and saw Goku, and his naked body. All this was too much for him, so he passed out, again. Goku was now overwhelmed, so he also passed out. The two of them were out cold on the floor of the bathroom. After about ten minutes Hakkai went over to the door and knocked saying, "Goku, are you alright in there?" There was no response, so Hakkai knocked again, slightly harder. Gojyo had had enough; he walked over to the door and knocked it down (Edger had gone back to lifting weights). Hakkai walked into the bathroom, he covered his mouth and started to turn red. "What is it Hak-" Gojyo had walked in, and what he saw caused a nosebleed. They both ran out of the bathroom, one beet red and the other squirting blood all over the place. At that moment Goku woke up and ran out of the room, very flustered.
"Uhhh, Hakkai you change Sanzo, I can't do it." Goku said, standing up and running out of the bathroom.
"Sure Goku." Hakkai said, finally cooling down a bit.
"Thank you." Goku said, going to sit down on a near by chair. Hakkai nodded and walked into the bathroom closing the door. Hakkai was used to this kind of thing so he just slipped on the neon orange leotard and threw Sanzo out. Then Hakkai got himself changed and got out, letting Gojyo in. Gojyo went in and did his thing and them pushed Goku in, Goku put it on just easily and jumped out saying, "So guys, what do you think? Will Sanzo like it?" They just turned red and nodded; Goku didn't get it but just continued on. Sanzo once again came too, and woke up to a nightmare. "WHAT THE HELL AM I WEARING!" Sanzo yelled, causing Edger to drop his weights on his chest.
"Well, Sanzo, this is all we have to wear now. I'm sorry." Hakkai said apologetically.
"WHAT! Hakkai, what is wrong with you! I thought you were going to find a laundry room?"
"Well, the wash wont be done until tomorrow anyways." All Sanzo could do was mutter cursing and march out of the room and into the hall. As Sanzo left the room Edger yelled, "Wait, you'll never find your way back. Come with me and I'll take you to dinner and then back to your room." As Sanzo got out into the hall he stopped and thought it over. Of course by now Goku was getting excited, so Sanzo had no choice. "Fine, to dinner and that's it, we go back to our rooms." Ed-chan nodded and led them out of the room. They all followed him down the hall and around turns until he came to a stop. "Welcome to the dining hall." Edger said proudly. As the door swung open, you could see a table that seemed to go on for miles, with food in the center all the way down. Goku hopped right into a seat in his purple leotard. The other people at the table (which they never seen before) sat there stunned. Goku immediately started to stuff his face. The other four sat them selves graciously and began to eat. No one talked all throughout dinner (due to the fact that everyone had food in their mouths the entire time), until Granny Shun stood onto of the table to make an announcement. "Ahem, may I have your attention please. Lets make a toast, to our visitors, the famous Sanzo Party!" The other people raised their glasses and drank to them. After dinner, Edger did as promised and took them back to their rooms.
"Here, you guys need to change into these." Edger said, handing the four of them some shorts. What were they getting themselves into now?
To be Continued…
Thank you for reading even further (although it was short heh heh)! Chapter three will be up shortly and will hopefully be even better. I'm looking forward to your reviews, so send them in!