Me: "Hi everyone I would just like to take this time to say…"
The doors burst open and in comes DM-41, Diane and Rie in their sailor forms.
DM: "Where are they?"
Me: "Oh you mean the Sailor Scouts? Washu took care of them by having Sailor Moon press a button which ejected them out of my studio…well all except mini-moon. She's still on Inuyasha's head for some reason. Oh well, bold lettering will mean that two people are saying the same thing at the same time. I would also like to take this time to say that I will be auditioning for a theme song, winner not only gets their song in every chapter but also becomes a character Start the fic."
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Kame house…
"What's that baka talking about? I'm not dead!" said an old man with sun glasses and a very long beard.
He was watching the fight on t.v. on with his big sister Baba.
"Well that food that you presumably got from the future did put you into a comma and it was pretty convincing Roshi." Said Baba
"Well yeah I guess you have a point…but you were the one who conjured it!" said Roshi.
"What can I say? The guy creeped me out." Said Baba.
"Well you got a point there. He was an even bigger pervert than I was, and that's saying something." said Roshi.
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The Tournament…
"Ka…." Started Happosai in a position Ranma was oh to familiar with.
"No way! Alright then freak, two can play at this game! Ka-ma-ha…"
"Ma…" said Happosai.
"Ha!" shouted both fighters releasing their kamehamehas.
The two blasts met in the middle, and now it was all dependent on who put in more ki.
"I got to admit…Ranma my boy…you've certainly…gotten stronger." Said Happosai struggling to get control of the fight.
"All thanks… to my heritage… from my… mother's side really." Said Ranma.
Then the blasts exploded and the two were sent to the opposite sides of the ring.
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Planet of the Kias…
"Wow. This brings back memories." Said Goku.
"Elder...I was just wondering if after the fight we could see what levels of super saiyan Ranma will eventually reach?" asked the Supreme Kai.
"Well I guess maybe, but keep in mind the crystal ball that I'm using is damaged. It's a miracle it's even working at all. Still can't believe I lost that bet." said old Kai.
"I guess this teaches you that when it comes to Goku or Vegita you should bet on Goku every time." said Supreme Kai.
"What are you guys talking about? I don't remember any bet concerning me and Vegita." said Goku.
"Well I was hoping you wouldn't find out but I guess the cat's out of the bag now. You see a long time ago me and Baba made a bet of who could eat the most food, You or Vegita, I guess I bet on the wrong Sayin. Because she took all the crystal balls I had that were in tact! All I had left was this junk." said Old Kai.
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Tenchi's house...
Sasami was packing her things. Any minute now a GP transport ship was going to come by and pick her up. Sasami had already written down all of her recipes so the family wouldn't go hungry. She had been packing for quite a while, deciding that she was thirsty Sasami went down to get a drink. But not before giving herself a once over in the mirror, it was amazing how much she filled out, puberty had been good to her.
Sasami went down stairs and opened the refrigerator. Inside she saw a glass with a red liquid inside it.
"Alright, cherry koolaid!" said Sasami.
A few moments later Washu and Tenchi came down stairs.
"I got some very special koolaid for you Tenchi, then you can go see my daughter..." started Washu. But she then saw what Sasami was drinking and started to push Tenchi back up the stairs. When she was sure Tenchi was safe.
"Sasami! Where did you get that drink!" asked Washu.
"I got it from the fridge. Why, is it yours?" asked Sasami.
"Yes but it was supposed to be for Tenchi!" shouted Washu.
"Why? I thought Tenchi like lime koolaid." said Sasami.
"THAT ISN'T KOOLAID! If you drunk what I think you drunk then you can't even look at a man for twenty four hours! sigh. Sasami, what you might have drunk...is my new love potion. It lets the drinker fall in love with the first person of the opposite sex they see." said Washu.
Sasami screamed in fright. "THE GP IS GOING TO BE PICKING ME UP PRETTY SOON! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?" shouted Sasami.
The next thing you know Sasami is wearing a blind fold.
"Why did you make a love potion anyways?" asked Sasami.
"Well you see I told Ryoko to do the dishes at this time, and I wanted Tenchi to drink that stuff." said Sasami.
"BECAUSE I WANT SOME FREAKING GRAND KIDS DAMN IT! I know that Ryoko is all too willing to do what's neccessary for it but Tenchi gets all noble when I bring up the idea. And yes I do admit I was chasing after Tenchi for a while myself but it just won't do to have your daughter to be in love with someone who you want to make thier father." said Washu.
"Wow. I never knew you wanted grand kids so badly Washu." said Sasami.
"What can I say, the grandmother in me got out. Now you go back upstairs and continue to pack." said Washu.
As Sasami left Washu took a long hard look at the drink. Something wasn't right here.
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Back with the Tournament...
Ranma and Happosai were exchanging blows, neither one managing to land any hits.
"Tell me Ranma...do you ever come up with any techniques of your own?" asked Happosai.
"What do you mean?" asked Ranma.
"From what I've heard you've only been using techniques that have been taught to you. Show me some moves that nobody had to teach you so you could use it." said Happosai.
Ranma's eyes widened. He was right, the chestnut fist was from the Amazons along with the Hiryu-Shoten-Ha, his most recently aquired techniques were from his ancestor. He had come up with a few techniques in the past but nothing that could help him now. Well that was going to change right now...he just needed to come up with a new technique. Ranma looked around for something that could inspire him, then he saw it, and orange star on a jacket.
"Okay then you shriveled up old gnome! One new technique, on the spot, coming up!" said Ranma.
Happosai got into a defensive position.
Ranma stretched out his hand and five balls of ki appeared. One for each finger.
"Galaxy-Star-Shooter!" shouted Ranma.
Ranma then shot the ki blasts towards Happosai. Happosai dodged the first two but the last three hit him. A dust cloud formed and when it separated there was Happosai, trying to get up.
"I must admit Ranma, I'm impressed. There just doesn't seem to be any end to at how strong you can get...but this fight isn't over by a long shot!" said Happosai now finally up.
"That's what you think old man!" said Ranma.
"Founding School of Anything Goes Martial Arts Ultimate Attack: Giant Mega Warrior Strike!" shouted Happosai.
Happosai then grew fifty feet tall. "Make no mistake boy, this isn't an illusion!" boomed Happosai.
Ranma then powered up and flew straight at the old man only for him to knock him down into the ring.
The referee started counting but Ranma quickly shot up into the air.
"It's going to take a lot more than that to beat me you wrinkled up lawn gnome!" said Ranma.
Ranma shot off towards Happosai only this time he landed a really good punch across Happosai's giant face.
Ranma then kicked Happosai at his knee caps.
"You really shouldn't have made yourself bigger. You were much more tougher to beat when you were smaller because now you'rea bigger taget." said Ranma.
"You might have a point." said Happosai.
He thenshrunk down to his original size.
"Ranma you are indeed a worthy opponent, but I'm afraid that Earth can have only one champion." said Happosai.
"You got that right freak, and it'll be a cold day in hell before I let a pervet like you be that!" said Ranma.
Happosai then charged towards Ranma but all Happosai got was..."SOLAR FLARE!" as the entire area was surrounded by a blinding light.
When all cleared Ranma had apparently vanished.
"Huh? where'd he go?" asked Happosai.
"Ka-Ma..." started a voice from above.
Happosai looked up to see Ranma in the air summoning a kamehameha.
"Ha-Ma-HA!" shouted Ranma as he sent a full throttle kamehameha straight towards Happosai.
The blast hit Happosai, and the entire ring for that matter.
Happosai landed outside of the ring unconscious.
The referee then started counting "One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine!"
It was clear that Happosai was trying to get up but couldn't.
"Ten! Winner of the match and World Martial Arts Tournament: Ranma Saotome!" said the ref holding Ranma's arm in the air.
The crowd went wild and Ranma had a smile on his face that was bigger than anyone had seen him smile.
"So tell us Ranma, what're you going to do with the prize money?" asked the ref.
"You want to know what I'm going to do with it? I'll tell you what I'm going to do with it! I'm gonna give it to my Mom!" shouted Ranma with happiness.
Nodoka wiped a tear of happinessaway. But then she noticed something.
"Where's my husband?"
Elsewhere in the shadows was Genma looking like a proud father.
"That my boy! Mr. Invincible." said Genma.
"Husband I knew you were proud of your boy!" said Nodoka.
Genma quickly turned around.
"N-Nochan! How long have been there?" asked Genma.
"Long enough to know that you truly do care about your son!" said Nodoka happily.
"Sh! The boy might here you! If he does I'll never be able to live it down!" said Genma.
Nodoka's face then went from happy to angry.
"Every son needs to hear from their father that they love him, husband he will hear these words from you or else!
Me: "And that's the end of that chapter."
Inuyasha: "HEY! Could somebody get this midget off my head?"
DM tried but failed.
DM: "Wow. She's on there good."
Me: "How about this mini-moon, you get off of his head and I'll do a Ranma crossover with SailorMoon, who I pair him up with is what I decide."
Mini-moon thought that this sounded good so she got off Inuyasha's head in which he started chasing after her with his sword.