The Taxi Cab
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Authoress Note: Wowza. I haven't updated this story in what seems like decades. Well, I now have a babysitting job and I don't have a lot of time to myself and to write this story. So when I update, I really hope I make you guys happy because of the long wait for this. Please accept my sorry's and such. I love you all for reading this and I hope this story is good enough for you guys.
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I look out my window, and I jus can't find that right person. Yes, I see a lot of great people to prank but ya I don't know what to do with these people. I gaze onto and into streets and finally see the perfect person. I whistle to Bubba to stop the car and we soon open the door to find a young man with mangy black hair and bright green eyes. (its Harry, duh)
I smirk as the boy gets into the taxi. He tells Bubba he's going to the Burrow and with a nod, we're off.
I look at Harry and look at his forehead.
"Excuse me, excuse me I think you have some food on your forehead."
I take my finger and spit all over and try to rub the lightening bolt off.
"Eww man, get your hands off of me!" Harry yelled squirming all over the place.
"Oh dear dear, that little thing won't come off. Maybe I should rub HARDER"
"Uhh..no no that's okay, it's a scar, not food."
"Riiight."
Harry takes a newspaper off the floor of the taxi and starts to read an article. I set my head on his shoulder.
"Whatcha reading?"
"An article."
"What's it about?"
"Stuff."
"What kinda stuff?"
"Stuff that you wouldn't understand."
"How rude! I am appalled by your behavior young man!" I gasp.
I take my winter glove and slap him with it. "You awful awful man!"
Harry takes the glove and throws it out the window. He takes the paper and throws it to the front of the taxi and crosses his arms angrily.
"Awww…what's the matter dearie?"
"Nothing."
"Yes something's wrong."
"Nuh Uh."
"Yeah Huh"
"I think its girlfriend trouble." I whistle.
He looks at the ground and I've obviously hit a soft stop. Yes!
"Hmm…"
I go into my pocket and throw him something.
"Use Protection with the Trojan man, man. "
He looks at it and throw it out the window.
"WHAT YA DO THAT FOR MAN! THAT WAS CHERRY FLAVORED!" I yell.
"Eww…" he mutters.
"Don't worry," I say, "I gots tons more!"
I pull some out of my pocket and opens one up. I blow it up turn around. I look back and see that Harry is watching me.
I turn around and yell "TA-DA! IT'S A CAMEL! SAY HI TO THE CAMEL! HIS FLAVOR IS BANANA!"
I stick the camel in his face and he pushes it away. "My gosh man, grow up."
"NEVER! IMA LIVE WITH PETER PAN AND THE LOST BOYS! WE NEVER GROW UP! AND AND, YOU CAN LIVE WITH US! JUS THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS. THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS!" I scream.
He rolls his eyes and yells, "You do that man, and when you're there, I hope you get eaten by the crocadile"
"CROCODILE! WHERE! AHHHHH SAVE ME SAVE ME! I DON'T WANNA DIE PLEASE NOOO!"
I jump on Harry and cling to him. He pushes me off and jumps out of the taxi cab.
"Muawhaha…"
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Ya this chappie wasn't as funny because I'm running out of randomness that would go along with the characters. Its more complicated than it looks, trust me. I'd Like to thank all my reviewers. Props to you.
HELP WANTED: RANDOM ACTS OF WEIRDNESS AND PEOPLE TO PLAY THEM ON.
You can I/m me with the ideas or email them to me. would be greatly appreciated. I heart you my dearies. Stay random!
HAVE A GREAT SUMMER!
-Kraziekim522