The Taxi Cab
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"Wow, I've already pranked what…8 people?" asked Sirius to Bubba in their joyride throughout London.
"Yeah mate…no wait…9 because of the boy and the leech that was sucking onto him," he replied.
"Oh yeah….haha….that was good...STOP THE CAB!" Sirius screamed.
The cab screeched to a complete halt as a woman about the age of twenty waltzed into the cab. Sirius just had to pick her, I mean the bubble-gum pink hair alone would be something to talk about.
The girl leaned against the seat of the cab and smiled to herself.
"Hogs Head, soon as ya can?" she asked. (okay its obviously Tonks).
"Sure thing, ma'am." replied Bubba and started the cab once again.
Sirius looked over at her and smirked.
"Lyke Oh-Em-Gee, I so totally love, like, your, like hair! Lyke, where can I, like, get it done!" questioned Sirius, wrapping his hair around his finger.
"Oh I did it myself! Isn't it awesome?" Laughed Tonks.
"Like totally! High-Five girl-friend!" Sirius said giddily.
"Umm…no…" stated Tonks and looked out her window.
Sirius brushed his arm on Tonks to get her attention. Sirius then stuck his finger up his nose and pulled out something.
"Look lady! Gold! Wait, this isn't gold….Lady, what should I call this color! Is this the same color boogers as yours? Can I see your boogers! Huh, huh can I? Puhlease!"
"Blah! No, now leave me alone!" Said Tonks.
"Fine! Lady mean…." Sirius leaned closer to Tonks.
"Oooooh! Are you wearing a bra! OoOoOh? Can I see!"
"Oh my gosh! Stop it you pervert!" yelled Tonks.
Tonks looked into her window and then changed her hair into long brown pig-tails with a snap of her fingers.
"Ahhh…better" she said to herself.
"Ahhhhhhh! Monster! Bubba there's a monster in the cab! Ahhhhhh!" Screamed Sirius.
He opened his window and screamed to the people on the sidewalk,
"Ahhh…PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW! SAVE ME FROM THIS MONSTER! SHE'S EVIL AND GONNA EAT ME FOR BREAKFAST! BUT I HAD MY WHEATIES THIS MORNING SO I TALK A LOT! AHHH HELP ME!"
The people stared at him, while teenagers giggled. Sirius smirked and put his head back in the cab. With her jaw dropped, Tonks smacked Sirius in the arm.
"OWWW! RAPE! RAPE," he screamed.
"Oh shush! You're so immature! You need to grow up! Seriously!"
"Yes I am," Sirius replied.
"Huh? Am what?"
"Sirius"
"Oh Blah. Just Leave me alone mmkay?"
"Mmm….cake! I want some cake! But I had my Wheaties this morning that's why I'm talking fast. Did you have your Wheaties this morning! Do u like Wheaties! Wheaties make you strong like bull!" said Sirius, flexing his muscles.
"Oh my gosh, I'm getting outta here." Tonks said, and with a blink of her eye, she apparated and was gone.
"HEY THAT GIRL DIDN'T PAY!" yelled Bubba.
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Well, that was the latest installment of the Taxi Cab! I hope you liked it! Oh and a special thanks too…
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