Hermione and the Flatulence of Doom

by Hermitthefrog

This is a total mickeytake so please don't take it seriously. Me and a friend just made it up for a laugh and thought it was quite funny. So do not take offense. we take no personal responsiblity for any offense lol as we have warned you. People with sens

2. Chapter 2

Chapter 2:

P.O.V. Ron

Ron got the letter and read it and turned the colour of the tomatoes on his plate. Mrs Weasley shouted over "What does it say son?" Ron ran away upstairs to his room to show Harry, who was in bed from his long travel to the burrow!
Once in his room Ron dived on to Harry's bed but never noticed the other small body to his right.
"Bloody hell mate…what's this about you and Hermione in the room of requirement?"
"What?" said Harry looking very nervous trying to move to hide Ginny.
"I just got a reply from Hermione and she said you and her were in the room of requirement on Saturday night?"
Harry felt a knee hit his 'personal area'
" Ouch!…Erm…we…were…er…she was teaching me to dance!"
"Ohhh sorry mate I just thought well…u know…it's just u knew how much I love her…erm…I mean u know how much I love u both and well if u guys were together and then split up or u might argue..or whatever..minger!"
Ron got up slowly but before he reached the door he blurted out…
"She's also wearin chaps cos she's got a rash!"
Then left without another word.

Once gone Ginny emerged from the sheets and slapped Harry hard on the cheek.
"Ginny please…"
"Don't Ginny please me! I'm not as slow as ma brother! I want to know all the details of what went on in that room of requirement!"
"Erm…Ok…So she didn't teach me to dance…" He said looking down guiltily… "She was…erm…well…it's kind of embarrassing now" He laughed now but was stopped abruptly by the glare Ginny was giving him.
"She was … erm… Showing…me how to. Erm…pulckyymeyyerobwyybbwoorres" He mumbled into his pillow.
"Wot!"
"Pluck my eyebrows!"
"Wot?…Really?"
"Yes now can we drop this please!"
"Wot?…Really?"
"YES… Now can I have a hug please! And say thanks for fixing my jeans zip. I couldn't see it and couldn't take them off cos of it. Plus having the button stuck to the bed sheets don't help!"
"No problem but I'm sorry I slapped you and made you tell me about the room of requirement…I just thought u might only be doing this to…u know…make me…well…I better go before Ron comes back…Bye Harry…Oh and swap your pants over dear ". She said leaving Harry to swap his pants.