Wheel of Torture part 2 for me' fans

LPK: Hello and welcome back for more pointless fun well fun for me and not for you.

Serna: Ya mean we're actually updating this story…(is just in aw)

Raymounda: whoa…

LPK: That's right should hell or procrastination bar the way, this story will be continued…

Serna: (mumbles to her sister) She says da now but wait till a new chapter idea or story comes to er mind and this one will be quickly forgotten again..

Raymounda: of course she would be LPK of the lame stories if she didn't.

LPK: (to the sisters merge) I HEARD THAT! (now to her readers.) It's not that I am ungrateful of all the lovely reviews for this story, Its just that I've had a lot of laptop issue if you care to know which I doubt any do. On the lighter side or more pained side, WHY WON'T YOU REVIEW MY OTHER comedies! serouisly! this is depressing! I even tried romance to get some reviews! Get ready for a chapter you will never forget. If you Just love Mary sue or her other faceless copy cats than you'll hate me and this story, But I don't care, I'm writing for me not you. If you don't like it then tough!

Raymounda & Serna: (look at each other then worry.)

Serna: She in da mood again.

Raymounda: which for us can't be good…

LPK: (is taking deep breaths to try and calm down, is still very angry)

Serna: Just calm down new boss. (says the last part as if her whole soul is screaming against it)

Raymounda: yeah. (says without any thought, then goes back daydreaming, about being anywhere but here.)

LPK: I just want them to— (doesn't finish as a hole opens in the middle of her lair)

Faceless black form: We will take this place. (in a Gollum's voice form Lord of the Rings)

Faceless black form #2: yes, Yes! All your bases are belong to us! (in a badly translated Gollum's voice)

Raymounda: what the hell.(rises eyebrow)

Serna: No idea…

LPK: AHAHA! I've heard stories. Stories of creatures fouler then the foulest creatures!

Serna: An what pray till was des creatures called.

LPK: Mary sues…

Raymounda: Mary Sues?

LPK: Yes Mary Sues, Creatures so foul so perfect that the whole world and male bishoneun characters hind from. I should have known they would come the Inuyasha fandom has just too many numny-nummy boys to resist the Mary Sues!

Serna: So what is it we's gonna do, about it! (Is taking new interest in the story now)

LPK: Fight them!

Raymounda: Did my ears deceive me or did I just here we get to fight! (is really interested in the story now)

LPK: Yes! To war my merges to war!

(a poster board that looks like a 3 year did drew on, is being held up by 3 sets of hands, And it says; The sue wars)

Peach hands: this is a special chapter of Wheel of torturer.

Yellow brown hands: yeah like stuff happens with sues.

Dark brown hands: Yeah!

Peach hands: yeah so if you love the sue or have a weak stomach, Go watch pokemon or something cause this ain't for you.

Yellow brown hands: Jason, like quite touching my butt.

Peach hands now called Jason: that wasn't me Ronma!

Dark brown hands: AHAHA! Quite stepping on mai!

Jason & Ronma: SHUT UP! DERAL!

Dark brown hands now known as Deral: Dat ain't fair.

(Somewhere off screen) Serna: no one cares Deral!

(Also off screen) Raymounda: Yeah!

(Still off screen) Serna: shut it Raymounda.

(Also somewhere off screen) LPK: can I have my story back, now?

All merges:…

LPK: Good. Now. SUUUUUUES!

(we go to the sues and see that while the merges and there new boss/creator are arguing/screaming, The sues were planning)

Sue #1: (in a pink school girl uniform) we will interface a known female main character hater, and make her use her author powers and domain of infinite, to take over the Inuyasha fanfictions HAHAHA!

Sue #2: (in a blue uniform) Yes in deed! Hahahaha!

Sue #3: (in a pretty sluttly yellow uniform) yes but how? We sues do not have the spine to do such a thing! (in a very weak childish voice)

Sue #1: I know we will call on the sue to end all sues the sue with the power to be a bitch and still be loved, We will use our powers to summon…Kagome.

Sue #3: you mean…

Sue #2: the new Queen of the Sues.

Sue #3: Yes we will call on Kagome

(back to LPK and the others…)

LPK: SUUUUUUES! (has been going this whole time)

Merges:…

Serna: um LPK, is ya alright.

Raymounda: yeah and when the hell can we fight.

The 3 male merges: yeah

LPK: umm why are you guys still here, we don't need you any more. Serna order your party to leave or something…

Serna: I am afraid that in merge order I can't do that literally but maybe I can…(is thinking)

Raymounda: and that would be what?

Serna: I am thinking I am thinking…I know! You three guys as the leader of the band of merges called the Children of No man's land order you to hold the background! (pulls out her fan and points it at the there merge males.)

(the guys look at each other, then do the goofiest pose,)

Jason: like that (standing in a pose defined as just annoying)

Raymounda: BAHAHAHA! That is the stupid pose I have ever seen! (laughing her head off at the idiots of her group)

(the guys shift around embarrassed by stay quite)

Serna: That will work. Now just, I don't know stay there. (looks at LPK) now what?

LPK: (shifts around her own self) I don't know. SUESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Raymounda & Serna: (look at each other)

(Just then to end this random moment, brought to you in part by Snicker puss lemonade inc. The sues attack, and boy where they ever Sues, the most suest sues that ever sued where there, All climbing out of the hole in LPK's lair of white blankness, and the sue that lead the charge was the Sue that LPK, hated with ever bit of her bitter black heart. Kagome.)

LPK: AHAHAHA! It the Suessssssssssssssss!11 And-and that thing! (she adds pointing to Kagome)

Serna: and what now! (She then took her battle poise, which kinda of involves just standing there looking somewhat normal, having shifted back to her basic battle cloths of a green top and yellow/ gold pants)

Raymounda: yeah! ( as she takes her more menacing battle pose after transforming her heavy cast iron sword into a even heavier cast iron very large bastard sword, she also shifted back to her basic battle cloths consisting of a armor top and skirt bottom with pants underneath )

LPK: looks more like a butter knife to me.

(well yeah I guess your right, but bastard sound cooler)

LPK: I guess it does have a ring to it.

Serna: LPK, stop having conversations with yourself and lets get to it.

LPK: alrighty then, (goes all weird and disappear and reappears in Mazoku style, but now dressed in her battle outfit, a outfit very similar to a certain Daiyokai, well that and it has butterflies did I mention the copious amounts of red butterflies, the damn kimono has them on there too. Her poofy hair now set in many tiny red braids and pulled back with a black bandana)

LPK: are you going to mock my dressing now too.

(maybe)

LPK: (draws a deep breathe, but before her and her can argue any more, the sue Queen approaches, still dressed in her normal outfit, you figure being the sue queen meaning have cool armor or something. Anyways what happened to the game part of this game show.)

LPK: stop filling my lines with your side commentary. And oh I completely forgot. ; Oh well we came kinda of add the two together. (with that makes the not only the contestations but the whole cast of Inuyasha appear, will minus a very important character that LPK doesn't even know is missing as she now goes into fan girl mode, squeal Sesshomaru-sama. Although I prefer his dad, oh well it's a start.)

LPK: last time I checked you just narrate actions, and where not a character.

(bite me)

LPK: don't mind if I do…You said Sesshomaru-sama, didn't you.

(yup)

LPK: SQUEEEEEEEAL! SESSHOMARU-SAMA!(starts to crowd the Daiyokai who has a what the hell expression, then sighs. He had been summoned by yet another bad Fanfiction writer/obsessive fan girl)

(Everyone sweat drops, as I wonder how long I will have to keep typing non sense)

LPK: (is playing with his fluff, while singing Fluffy-sama, Fluffy-sama) you know I always wanted to—(oh no I am not typing that and where not going there, and so to torture myself and farther the story, LPK isn't the only one in love with Fluffy-kins, as all the other Mary sues mob after the hot demon)

Lesser Sues: SESSHOMARU-SAMA!

(sensing danger and overwhelming odds the demon lord runs for it)

LPK: Oh no you don't you plastic Barbie dolls, he's mine. (so using her over great Author powers sends Sesshomaru back to one of her other fanfics, and far away from the plastic hands of the Sues.) Wait for me my dear, dear Sesshy-kins.

Raymounda: I am going to pretent that, that didn't happen.

Serna: me too.

LPK: Alright now, what is it you want.

(the lesser sues having now fallen back in their ranks)

Kagome: Your power (she says some strength, which makes LPK laughs at the horrible attempt to be strong)

LPK: HAHA! You think you can just take it.

Kagome: yes we do! And we'll do it with Team work!

Sue in the pink outfit: That's right!

LPK & all the merges: HAHAHAHA!

LPK: Shut up, Tea! (she laughs more and doesn't notice that almost the whole cast of Inuyasha has abandons her for Kagome.)

Sango: were with you one hundred percent Kagome-chan!

Miroku: (still bond) that's right Kagome-sama!

Kouga: (also still bond and gagged) UMMMMM!

Kagome: (starts crying like the weak sue she is) I just wished that Inuyasha was here too.

Sango: (pats her back) We can do it! Just believe!

(at this point LPK is disgusted and annoyed and then again not wanting to be the bad guy of her own story wipes the memories of Miroku and Kouga, than sends them away, she also wipes Sango's memory of this story, and sends her back home. And the reader's memory too, that's right you didn't read that crap-a-sap and LPK is not a bad guy, right. Jedi mind trick! Good. Oh and Kagome was also mind tricked and doesn't remember that her friends where ever there.)

Kagome: we will take that power and all men of Inuyasha will have girlfriends, HAHAHAHA!

LPK: even Sesshomaru, and gasp Jakoustu, even thought he is gay.
(well according to my Satellite he is a she, but yeah what ever)

Kagome: Ever hear of writing loosely. Hahahaha!

LPK: I will never hand over my power to Sue who would destroy Yaoi, prepare for a battle sue, Oh and one more things, he loves his brother more then he does you.

Dunnnnnnnn… next time on Wheel of torture

LPK: again I lose at Tetris I'll make them pay…

(what will happen next time will LPK win the rights for yaoi loves, will they save Kagome from the evil influence of the sues, do they even want to. And will we ever get back to the game show. Will you won't know unless you review… R and R please, Ps, tell me who should I invite that isn't part of the Inu-gumi to the fight? See ya next time…cheers -