KD: Three reviews! Yay! I have other stories to update but right now I love this story too much to just…leave it there, until I damn ready to update! Plus, I love the randomness in this story! Okay…reply to reviews at the bottom like usual and now…the summary!
Summary: Danny and Sam just WON'T stop bickering! They're ruining the trip that the three had saved up for! But, things get out of hand…fast, very fast when they wind up stuck in cave with a talking bear! Too bad the bear wants to be a psychologist, and things get even worst when they wind up with AMENSIA! And that bear tells them that Danny is a bad boy and Sam's a…well, I dunnoe. But, she's REALLY perky and just like her parents…and that's they're…IN LOVE! And Danny won't STOP sticking his tongue down her throat! Sigh. What's a Foley do to?
Disclaimer: Nope.
Warning: OOC! Just in case, I'm saying EVERYONE is OOC!
Hate me, Kiss me!
Chapter 2: Sylvester!
"Okay…OW!" Sam said getting up from the fall, "Okay…OW!" Danny mimicked as he got up. "STOP MIMICKING ME!" Sam screeched, as she was about to slam a good one in his face.
A punch…not a kiss.
"What are you doing here anyways?" Sam asked him, "Clown" Danny hissed angrily. "Okay, then…" Sam said rolling her eyes.
"There was a clown and he pushed me down here, the nerve" Danny ranted angrily, "whatever. I don't care" Sam said shrugging. "How are we supposed to get out of here?" Danny asked her.
"I'm not leaving with you…5 minutes after I leave, then you can come out" Sam said nodding as if it was solid plan, "why can't I leave first?" Danny asked. "Sorry you can go, ladies first" Sam said with a laugh.
"That didn't even make SENSE!" Danny said pouting as he turned around to be face-to-face with a bear.
"Hey…bear…" Danny said backing up, "Oh god…" Sam said backing up towards the wall. "What do we do?" Danny asked her, "doesn't Casper usually come up with a good plan right about now?" Sam asked him.
"I'M NOT CASPER!" Danny shouted, "Okay…I'm going to throw a rock at it, so dunk" Sam said as she grabbed a rock, "wait…what?" Danny said turning around as the rock struck his head going down.
"OH YEAH! Pick NOW to go unconscious…" Sam shouted at him, as a tumble of rocks fell on her head.
The bear grabbed them by the clothes and dragged them off…
To…
His…
Psychiatrist office, YES PEOPLE! He's the next Dr. Phil!
30 minutes later…
"They know that this is seriously going to cost them more than a mint," The bear said tapping his pencil against his desk as they both began to stir.
"Ugh…what did I hit my head against a ROCK?" Danny groaned out as he scratched his head, "Yes" the bear answered simply as he looked at his watch, bored.
"Where am I? Who am I? Who are you?" Sam said looking around, "Oh a QUESTION one…GREAT" The bear said sarcastically. "What happened?" Danny asked as he looked around.
"Nothing" the bear said shrugging, "you got hit by the head by a rock…you got hit by the head with LOTS of rocks" he said pointing at Sam.
"Oh" Danny said with a sigh, "Well…what's my name?" Sam asked him. "I dunnoe…but my name is Sylvester" The bear told them. "Sylvester the Physiatrist talking Bear"
"Who are WE?" Sam said rolling her eyes, "You know…I may not remember much but I'm pretty sure that bears aren't supposed to talk" Danny said accusingly.
"Bears can't talk" Sylvester told them, "but aren't you a bear?" Sam asked him. "LOOK! You are TRYING my last nerve" Sylvester shouted at them.
"Then tell us about ourselves" Danny said, "Fine. You're a bad boy who's REALLY a softie at heart but that's a SECRET! Your name is…uh…Danny? Yeah! Your name's DANNY! And…yeah! That's your life" Sylvester told him, "Wow…am I cool?" Danny asked him.
"The Coolest guy in school! Yup! You're ALL that and a bag a chips…DORRITO chips!" Sylvester said with a grin, pleased with his lie.
"Oh, whatever" Danny said shrugging, acting…COOL. "And what about me?" Sam asked him. "Your name is…Samantha? Yes! Your name is Samantha! Like KD's best friend! But she has 3 friends named Sam" Sylvester told him. "Wait…WHAT?" Samantha asked him.
"Sorry, I spout nonsense" Sylvester told her, "ALSO! You're a REAL people's person! Your favorite color's…pink and yellow and you like polka dots and to BAKE! Yes, you're a real FRESHY!" Sylvester said with a BIGGER grin.
"So…I'm a Girly Girl?" Sam asked him, "Yup! A Girly Girl!" Sylvester said giddy that they seriously believed him. He could tell them ANYTHING, and end their fighting days for life!
"Your also in love!" Sylvester told them, "In LOVE?" Sam and Danny said at the same time in disbelief. "Oh yeah…love each other with soul and passion, your girlfriend and boyfriend…and you have an obsession with French Kissing" he added the last part just for laughs.
"Thank YOU! I remember it all…being cool, being all that and more, being popular, and loving you" Danny said giving Sam puppy dogs eyes.
"And I you!" Sam said as they hugged each other, "DIDN'T I SAY YOU WERE ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS NOT CHEESY CORN! BLEH!" Sylvester said sticking his finger down his throat for emphasis.
"Oh right…right" Danny said letting go of her, "let's go home…Danny-kins!" Sam said holding his hands, "whatever" Danny said shrugging as they looked around the cave for the exit.
"Uh there's a door on your left" Sylvester said pointing to the door, "Right" Sam said with a disgusting giggle as she skipped out and Danny just sighed going after her.
"Oh yeah! I'm THE bomb!" Sylvester said doing the electric slide in his cave.
BACK WITH TUCKER!
"Ah!" Tucker said letting out a breath as he hugged his hot chocolate, "this is the life…"
"Why HELLO Tucker!" Danny's mom said as Danny's parents walked up towards him, "Hi Mr. And Mrs. Fenton" Tucker said taking his gaze away from his hot chocolate, as painful as it may be.
"Where are Danny and Sam? Shouldn't they be with you?" Mr. Fenton asked him, "Yeah…they said they loved being outdoors SO much, they didn't want to leave!" Tucker lied.
"They're ALONE?" Mr. Fenton gasped, "well…yeah" Tucker said shrugging. "What's wrong Honey? Why can't Sam and Danny have a nature walk?" Mrs. Fenton asked her husband.
Tucker went back to his wonderful hot chocolate as he took a big sip of it, "If they're ALONE they could be doing all SORTS of things" Mr. Fenton informed his wife.
"PFFFFTT!" Tucker said spitting out his hot chocolate, "LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!" Tucker said staring at the hot chocolate on the floor.
"Look what I made YOU do?" Mr. Fenton said turning around, "Wait-a-minute…you THINK that Danny and Sam are…well…fraternizing?" Mrs. Fenton asked Mr. Fenton.
"LALALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Tucker said sticking his fingers in ears, "So we're AGAINST Danny EVER dating until he's of age?" Mr. Fenton asked his wife.
"And HOW old is that?" she asked him, "187" Mr. Fenton said nodding, "fair enough" the mom said nodding.
Tucker turned around to see Danny and Sam had come back, 'Good' Tucker thought. 'We can tell them that Danny and Sam AREN'T fraternizing or WHATEVER they called it' tucker said as they walked up towards them.
Tucker took a big sip of his hot chocolate, how he loved the stuff.
But…Danny and Sam didn't see him…they seemed busy…
The French Kissing MIGHT have had something to do with it.
"PFFFFTTT!" Tucker spat out his hot chocolate, "STOP MAKING ME DO THAT!" Tucker shouted angrily.
KD: Oh my…OH DEAR! LOL! Here's where I reply to my reviewers!
A random chick from nowhere: Begging will get you EVERYWHERE! LOL! Thanks for the review! Yeah…Randomness rocks! More randomness to come!
Kessastarr: LOL Thanks! I was going for uncontrollable laughter! Thanks for the review!
Yayfulness (TLTLI): LOL Thanks!
Remember to Review, I love reviews! Reviews rock my socks! They're my moons, my star, my…OMFG! It's THAT CLOWN!
Clown: HEHEHEHHEEH (Runs off)
KD: YOU HURT MY DANNY! I'LL HURT YOU! Oh REMEMBER TO REVIEW, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ! (Runs after the Clown)