KD: Yay! Another UPDATE! WHOO! LOL! Thanks for the reviews! On with the story…and more Tucker MISERY! Well, technically he's miserable because he has to keep the whole Danny and Sam thing secret but they keep running off ECT. LOL! Anyways on with the Summary!
Summary: Danny and Sam just WON'T stop bickering! They're ruining the trip that the three had saved up for! But, things get out of hand…fast, very fast when they wind up stuck in cave with a talking bear! Too bad the bear wants to be a psychologist, and things get even worst when they wind up with AMENSIA! And that bear tells them that Danny is a bad boy and Sam's a…well, I dunnoe. But, she's REALLY perky and just like her parents…and that's they're…IN LOVE! And Danny won't STOP sticking his tongue down her throat! Sigh. What's a Foley do to?
Disclaimer: Nope.
Warning: OOC! Just in case, I'm saying EVERYONE is OOC!
Hate me, Kiss me!
Chapter 3: MY FUZZY-WUZZY BUNNIE-KINS!
"OH GOD!" Tucker shouted, "Is something wrong, Tucker?" Mrs. Fenton said about to turn around but Tucker grabbed her arm making them both turn around quickly, so they wouldn't see Danny and Sam's…little face eating contest.
"OMIGOSH! IS THAT A GHOST?" Tucker said staring out the window blankly, "No" Mr. Fenton said with a laugh, "that's a TREE!"
"No…it's a ghost DESGUISED as a TREE!" Tucker shouted, "OH GOD, NO!" Mr. Fenton shouted, going after the supposedly…dangerous tree.
"Aren't you going to save little ol' me?" Tucker said batting his eyelashes, "is there something back there you don't want us to see, Tucker?" Mrs. Fenton asked him.
"Maybe…" Tucker muttered, "okay! I'll humor my you and my husband for a while but then I want some explaining!" Mrs. Fenton said as she ran off to 'humor' her husband.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Tucker shouted at Danny and Sam, Danny looked up from Sam for a minute to give Tucker the look over.
"Can we HELP you?" Danny asked him, "Yes! STOP KISSING!" Tucker said exasperated.
"Why? She's a my FUZZIE-WUZZY BUNNIE-KINS!" Danny said giving her an Eskimo kiss, "YEAH! And he's my SNOOKIE-WOOKIE DANNY-KINS" Sam said giggling.
"WTF?" Tucker shouted as everyone turned to him and gasp, "Oh…right. Cool" Danny said as he dipped Sam and kissed her passionately.
"NO! NO! NO!" Tucker shouted as he watched them kiss, "What is your PROBLEM, DUDE?" Danny said as Sam just continued to do that ANNYOING giggle.
"DUDE? You better stop kissing before your parents see!" Tucker shouted at them frustrated, "AND WHY ARE YOU KISSING? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE FREAKS I KNEW AND LOVED?" Tucker shouted as he fell to the floor sobbing.
"Oh yeah…FREAK" Danny said watching him sob on the floor, "don't be so MEAN Danny-kins!" Sam said hitting him playfully.
"Danny-kins? ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE MY LIFE MORE MISERABLE?" Tucker shouted as he made a hissy fit on the floor. "Put a Penny in the jar!" Sam said bending down, showing him the jar.
"A penny in the what?" Tucker said looking up, "you're being a VERY bad boy! Put a Penny in the jar!" Sam said showing him the jar again.
"Are you crazy?" Tucker said staring at her in disbelief, "PUT A PENNY IN THE JAR YOU ASSCRACK!" Sam shrieked angrily at him as Tucker frightened put a dime in the jar.
"Thank you" Sam said doing that annoying giggle, going back into Danny's arms. "SAM! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU?" Tucker wailed as he saw her bobbing up and down on her knees.
"What do you mean? I'm SAMANTHA! But only friends can call me Sammy…maybe we can friends" Sam said grinning, "SAMMY? WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF? I AM YOUR FRIEND!" Tucker said shaking her.
"Don't touch, Sammy or you're going to have to deal with me," Danny growled angrily at him, "WE'RE BAAAAAAACK!" Mrs. Fenton sang as they were opening up the sliding door.
"GET IN THERE!" Tucker shouted as he stuffed them in the janitor's closet, "I thought I heard Danny's growl…isn't that funny" Mr. Fenton said laughing.
"Oh, NO you didn't!" Tucker said laughing along with him nervously, "uh…yes I did" Mr. Fenton said now serious.
"Oh NO! It was MY growl!" Tucker told him, "R-Really?" Mr. Fenton asked him, "OH YEAH! Listen: KEEP AWAY FROM MY SAMMY OR I'LL KILL YOU…or some freaking garbage like that" Tucker said muttering the last part angrily.
"Oh. I don't think so," Mr. Fenton told him, "What do you think, Honey?" Mr. Fenton asked his wife. "I think we should ask that Clown over there" Mrs. Fenton said pointing to the Clown reading the newspaper.
With the sad eyes that were brown…brown…brown…
Too bad he let Tucker down…down…down…
"IT WAS DANNY!" The Clown shouted pointing to the closet, "I hate you" Tucker growled but Mr. Fenton held him down.
"Danny…sweetie are you in there?" Mrs. Fenton said opening the door, but Tucker pushed the mom and dad on the floor.
"GET DOWN!" Tucker shouted as he yanked Sam and Danny apart and pulled Danny out and Locked the door shut on Sam.
All in 2.5 Seconds!
"Tucker! What is the meaning of this?" Mr. Fenton growledbut thenhe saw his son, "DANNY! How are you, my boy?" he said happily forgetting ALL about Tucker pushing him on the floor.
"Your BOY? I AIN'T your BOY" Danny said stepping away from him, "what do you mean? I'm your FATHER! The Clown said so!" Mr. Fenton said about to start sobbing.
"Clown" Danny hissed angrily, as he jumped on the clown and started choking him. "I HATE CLOWNS! I HATE CLOWNS! CLOWNS STINK! DAMN THEM ALL!" Danny shouted choking the clown.
"PUT A PENNY IN THE JAR! YOU SWORE" came a muffled reply from inside the closet, "Oh god! How am I supposed to explain all this to his parents?" Tucker wailed but then…things just got worse.
"DANNY?" Came someone shriek in horror, "Oh no…" Tucker said as he turned around to see…
KDZ: YAY! I'M DONE! With a Cliffy to boot! I can watch the ending of Zatch Bell! LOL! That kid is SO adorable! And he wears a cute little blue dress with a huge bow! KAWAII! Anyways, reply to reviews:
Kessastarr: I know, the bear rocks! He's a cast of this story, who'll appear a lot…AFTER Tucker rings his neck for making him go through this trouble! Thanks for the review!
Shadowwolf91: Why thank you!
Diamond004: I hope it's a good story too, and I'm hoping it will be! Thanks for the review!
Nickel-Lover2005: Not so much Randomness in this though, but Randomness 4EVAH! Hope this update was soon enough! Thanks for the review!
Rhana: LOL! Was it that funny? Well, just don't hurt yourself laughing! Hope you like this chapter, as well and thanks for the review!
NOOOO! I MISSED ZATCH BELL, oh well! The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy are on. I'll survive! Plus, I gotmyFurby with me! It's answers when I talk to it.
KDZ: YO FURBY, WAZ UP?
Furby: Nuttin' just Chillaxing over at your house! HOLLA!
KDZ: He's my writing buddy for this story! He's SO Cool!
Furby: Like an Ice Cream, baby!
KDZ: Not so cool…Review please!