KDZ: This is my favorite chapter, like EVER! It's my…Sunshine, LOL! That's an inside joke, you'll get it when you get to the part! POOR TUCKER! WAAAHH! LOL! Thanks for the reviews!
Summary: Danny and Sam just WON'T stop bickering! They're ruining the trip that the three had saved up for! But, things get out of hand…fast, very fast when they wind up stuck in cave with a talking bear! Too bad the bear wants to be a psychologist, and things get even worst when they wind up with AMENSIA! And that bear tells them that Danny is a bad boy and Sam's a…well, I dunnoe. But, she's REALLY perky and just like her parents…and that's they're…IN LOVE! And Danny won't STOP sticking his tongue down her throat! Sigh. What's a Foley do to?
Disclaimer: Nope.
Warning: OOC! Just in case, I'm saying EVERYONE is OOC! ESPECIALLY this chapter! Let the Misery of Tucker continue…
Hate me Kiss me!
Chapter 4: My Girl
What happened last time?
Danny was choking a Clown.
On with the story…
"Oh no…" Tucker said turning around to see Paulina, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Tucker shrieked angrily.
"What are YOU losers doing here?" Dash shouted angrily pointing at Danny who continued to choke the clown, and the mortified Tucker.
"What he said," Lancer said pointing at Dash, "Gah! We saved up for this trip, we've been planning it forever…to get away from you three…but YOU'RE HERE!" Tucker said laughing nervously.
"You shriek is horrible you know" Tucker told Paulina, "Nah. Sorry, that was mine" Dash said laughing. "Oh" Tucker muttered.
"BUT WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Tucker yelled angrily at them, "PUT A PENNY IN THE JAR! You said HELL" came Sam's muffled voice inside the closet.
"Manson? Are you…in there?" Paulina said opening up the door to see Sam smiling happily. "HI! You want to go shopping? And bake? And have lots and lots of fun?" Sam asked Paulina.
"Uh…" Paulina said staring at her in shock, "C'MON! YOU'RE MY NEW BEST FRIEND! Let's hold hands so we don't get lost!" Sam said grabbing Paulina's hand as they ran off.
"SAM!" Tucker shouted after her, "CALL ME SAMMY! I THINK WE'RE FRIENDS, BUT THE CLOSET THIS WAS VEWY, VEWY MEAN!" Sam shouted over her shoulder.
"HELP!" Paulina shouted at them.
"GET OFF HIM!" Lancer said as he pulled Danny off the clown, "I hate you! I know I do…I don't know you, but I hate you" Danny growled at the clown.
"Yo…the choking was very classic" Dash said laughing, "Hey. You want to go pick up Chicks?" Danny asked him. "Huh?" Dash said staring at him in shock.
"CHICKS? I LUV CHICKS!" Lancer said, as the italics are his thought bubble…
Lancer's square dancing with Chicks as in the little yellow furry guys, yeah. Weirdo.
Tucker punched out the thought bubble, "I think he means GIRLS" Tucker growled at him, "what…oh…well, doesn't matter they left" Lancer said shrugging.
"DANNY!" Tucker wailed sadly, "Wait! You have to find me a friend now!" Lancer told him, "what…" Tucker said in disbelief. "You found Paulina a friend, then DASH, what about ME?" Lancer asked him.
Tucker pointed to the clown, "Have a BLAST!" Tucker said as he tried to go off to find Lancer a friend.
"Ooh! A CLOWN!" Lancer said giggling, "I don't know" the clown said looking Lancer over. "How about we say our favorite thing at the count of three?" Lancer asked him, "okay…1…2…3"
"MAKING DANNY'S LIFE A LIVING HELL!" They both shouted at the same time, "So? You like-y?" Tucker asked presenting the Clown.
"I don't like him" Lancer said shaking his head, "we have nothing in common…isn't working for me" the clown added to that.
"I'M NOT WASTING MY TIME WITH YOU ANYMORE!" Tucker shouted as he ran off, "WHAT ABOUT US?" Mr. And Mrs. Fenton yelled at Tucker. Tucker pointed at a tree, "another one" Tucker said.
"NO! NOT ANOTHER ONE!" Mr. Fenton shouted going after the tree, "Now…to find Danny FIRST!" Tucker said going towards the ski slope.
Tucker looked around for Danny, but all he spotted was Dash! "Dash! Oh god there you are, WHERE'S DANNY?" Tucker asked him.
"Danny, Oh. He said he'd be back with his cute babes, or something like that" Dash said waiting around for Danny, Tucker looked over his shoulder to see Danny frenching Sam.
But they lost their balance and went rolling down the hill, but that didn't stop them.
"WHAT WAS THAT?" Dash said trying to look around but Tucker wouldn't let him, "I have to distract him…but HOW?" Tucker muttered under pressure but then he saw another Guy trying to keep a girl distracted by something.
OH! Why not just copy what HE'S saying?
"There's something I have to tell you" Tucker and the guy said at the same time, "What is it?" Dash and the girl asked them.
"I've got sunshine on a cloudy day" Tucker and the man sang.
Readers: OH. MY. GOD. (Watching shocked at Tucker)
"When it's cold outside, I got the month of May" Tucker sang to Dash, "Well, guess you say? What can make me feel this way?" Tucker kept on singing to Dash.
"My Dash (My Dash), My Dash (My Dash)" Tucker said holding Dash's hand like the man was doing to the girl.
"Talking 'bout my Dash" Tucker said trying to wrap the song, "My Dash" Tucker finished hoping that had distracted Dash.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Dash shouted angrily at him, "Uh…" Tucker said backing up from Dash.
"Professing my love for you?" Tucker said terrified at the vein pulsing in Dash's forehead, "I KILL YOU" Dash shouted angrily. "I love you, too! BYE!" Tucker said running away from the angry Dash.
As he bumped into Paulina…
"Huh? PAULINA!" Tucker shouted staring at her in disbelief, he couldn't believe his luck! "Have you seen Sam? We were about to get our nails done!" Paulina said grinning happily.
"Oh. You've become friends," Tucker said as he looked over Paulina's shoulder, to see those two kissing AGAIN!
"I have something to tell you" Tucker said with a sigh, "What is it?" Paulina asked him.
A WHILE LATER AFTER THE SONG…
"OH TUCKER! YOUR SO POETIC!" Paulina said as heart were in her eyes, "Oh no!" Tucker said as he ran away from Paulina, "COME BACK, and TUCKER! COME BACK!" Paulina shouted after him.
"Sam and Danny got AWAY!" Tucker wailed as he suddenly stopped running as he saw Lancer and the Clown.
Swinging on the swing set, "BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE! BEST FRIENDS FOREVER! And we BOTH HATE DANNY!" Lancer and the Clown sang.
"Oh…snap" Tucker said staring at them.
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--- KDZ!
Furby: For shizzle this chapter was good!
KDZ: …Sigh. I'll give him a language lesson, Say 'Sure'
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KDZ: SURE!
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