What's this? IT's a Monday night and Ariya has nothing to do? There must be SOMETHING! Oh wait, I could write that essay for American Studies but maybe I shouldn't, I got two weeks. Well after a short hiatus The Sweet Taste of Death will get another update. You must understand that unlike most fanfic authors I have a life, or lack there of, and have many engagements I must go to. You caught me in rare form on this Monday evening because my voice lessons have been reschedueled, and I have nothing to read.

Oh ! I almost forgot REVIEWS!

Emmahermion1fan: hello again. Thank you gor being the only reviewer...twice...

IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION AGAIN THAT PEOPLE I KNOW HAVE BEEN READING MY STORIES AND gasp NOT REVIEWING! If you don't think you're one of these people then you should think if you know anyone who's Earth Name is Louise, has reddish blonde hair, is in love with Draco Malfoy, is often seen wearing a Slytherin shirt, was guiltily caught reading a Yugioh comic, and writes this fic in a large black notebook, then you know me and should review. I f you don't then... I will pay James lots of money to do the Numa Numa dance for you.

Disclamer: I don't own the Black sisters, but they remind me of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson. I also down own the melody of the song they are going to sing but I DO own most of the newly written words to it!

(Bellatrix meets Narcissa)

Bellatrix: Cissy, I need to tell you something!

Narcissa: Pansy got pregnant? (everyone who read this part was disturbed)

Bellatrix: NO! I swear, I saw Lucius, Snape, and the Dark Lord in bed together.

Narcissa: Bella, I know you and Lucius never really got along especially since he messed up the whole Prophecy thing, but you need to understand. I love him and you can never tear us apart.

Bellatrix: I'm telling the truth!

Narcissa: What gives you the idea that Lucius would sleep with the Dark Lord. He hates everyone especially Lucius.

Bella: Well he took his shirt off, stood next to Snape.

Narcissa: they were always crazy like that.

Bella; Voldemort was in the bedroom. Never thought he was like that, but it was just ( makes grossed out noises)

Narcissa: You were always the creative one with a sharp mind and careless flair, you weren't fashionably sensitive

Bellatrix: I was too cool to care. And I stood in the door way. There was nothing to say, except "Bella, this isn't what it looks like!" And incase you've failed to notice. Incase you've failed to see, this is your sister pleading before you. CIssy listen to me...

Narcissa: these foolish games are tearing me apart. And your, thoughtless words, are breaking, my heart,

Bella: You're breaking my heart. You didn't see him this morning. Serenading to Snape. And talking dirty, to Voldie.

Narcissa: Where was Lockhart? Why didn't they shoot you.

Bella; Snape was a mental scar.

Narcissa: Why do you speak of our loved ones, as though they were the spawn of Marc?

Bella; You teached me an honest thing. hate is not a daring thing, Cissy please, Cissy why won't you listen to me. He hid his soiled hands. Behind my back. Cissy, where along the line, did I get off of track with you.

Narcissa: Excuse me? i think I've mistaken you for, somebody else. Somebody who gave a damn. Somebody more like myself.

Bella; And these foolish games are tearing me apart. And your thoughtless words are breaking my heart.

Narcissa: You're breaking my heart...

Bella: he took his shirt off stood next to Snape.

Narcissa: They were always crazy like that...

Bella: Alright I give up. , you remember what today is right?

Narcissa: Of course! The new recruits from America are coming!