KDZ: WOW! Thanks for all the reviews! You guys are the best! AND NO FLAMES EITHER! More Tucker Misery…sigh, it NEVER gets old! And no one's asked about Jazz yet, huh? LOL! I forgot about her, well…I'm bringing in Jazz and another character! I should be working on "Cinderella" for school! When I told my friends about it, they're like "It's supposed to be a SHORT PARODY! What are you doing writing 9 freaking chapters? That's a BOOK!"

Disclaimer: NO!

Summary: Danny and Sam just WON'T stop bickering! They're ruining the trip that the three had saved up for! But, things get out of hand…fast, very fast when they wind up stuck in cave with a talking bear! Too bad the bear wants to be a psychologist, and things get even worst when they wind up with AMENSIA! And that bear tells them that Danny is a bad boy and Sam's a…well, I dunnoe. But, she's REALLY perky and just like her parents…and that's they're…IN LOVE! And Danny won't STOP sticking his tongue down her throat! Sigh. What's a Foley do to?

Warning: OOC madness AND you know you love to see Tucker cry…Sorry, if the chapter isn't funny… "Cinderella" is a bloody fairytale, so! Sorry! I'll try though!

Furby: Hold on, what was the story's name again?

KDZ: Uh…I have to go check…Okay! It's Hate me Kiss me! Sorry, LOL!

HATE ME, KISS ME!

Chapter 5: JAZZercise with Jazz!

"LALALALALALALA!" The Clown and Lancer sang. Tucker just stared at them. He knew he had to go, but it was so interesting.

"No! Must look away" Tucker said fighting to look away from the Clown and Lancer who stopped swinging on the swings, but now were dancing around.

"I hate Danny!" The Clown sang, "I do too!" Lancer sang, "Maybe one day you'll sing too!" The clown said pointing menacingly at Tucker. "G…gotta go!" Tucker said running away from them.

"BYE TUCKER! BUH BYE!" The Clown and Lancer yelled after him, "have to find…SOMEONE! One or other, then they'll tell me what's wrong with them!" Lancer said tom himself as he ran into the lodge, hoping he'd find them there.

He didn't. What he did find was something even odder.

"TWIRL! PRANCE! JUMP! Jazzercise WITH JAZZ!" Jazz shouted as she clapped her hand as the old people started hopping and prancing.

"Jazz" Tucker whispered softly, "What are you doing?"

"Well…I saw these Old people who couldn't ski, so I thought why not help them? Let them have some fun" Jazz said sighing as she watched one slip and slam his head against the wall.

"Ouch" Tucker said staring at the feeble, old man. "Anyways!" Jazz said as they walked out of the Jazzercising room. "Someone has been following me around…" Jazz said nodding.

"Following? I don't have TIME for YOUR problems" Tucker said angrily, "But! I have a STALKER!" Jazz shouted sadly.

"Oh yeah! Where is he?" Tucker said looking around, "Right there…" Jazz whispered pointing to the furry red guy who was writing: ELMO HEARTS JAZZ! Like something out of 'I know what you did last summer' (1)

He was writing it EVERYWHERE! "What do I do?" Jazz hissed at Tucker, "I…I don't know" Tucker stammered, that was just…scary…

Suddenly Elmo's head turned and hissed the word: "JAZZ"

"EEEK!" Jazz shrieked as she grabbed Tucker's hand and they went running but Elmo was thundering after them.

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS CRAP ANYMORE!" Tucker shouted as they ran away from the Elmo, they hid inside a locker hoping they'd gotten away from the furry guy.

"JAZZ! JAZZ! JAZZ!" he shouted slamming on the locker, "JAZZ! JAZZ! JAZZ!"

"Oh. My. God. This is too scary, this is probably the weirdest thing that's happened today to you, huh?" Jazz said giggling, "Nah. Sang a love song to Dash" Tucker said with a sigh, "Basically. My day sucked."

"You sang a love song to DASH?" Jazz said blinking, wondering if she'd miss the 'signs'.

"Long story" Tucker said, "but I'm not gay, it was a distraction"

"Oh…Kay…" Jazz said as she gasped in horror, "what's wrong?" Tucker asked her; I mean other then the part that we're REALLY kind of cramped up in here…

"It's quiet…too quiet…" Jazz whispered, "You're right. I don't trust it…something's up" Tucker said as he heard Chainsaw noises.

"JAZZ! JAZZ! JAZZ! JAZZ!" Elmo shouted, "He's going to drill the locker open" Jazz whispered scared.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ (KDZ: That's the chainsaw...)

"No. He's going to saw it open!" Tucker corrected as they saw a huge hole, "JAZZ! JAZZ! JAZZ!" Elmo screeched as Jazz held her heart terrified.

"LET'S GO!" Tucker shouted as they ran into a room full of costumes, "How about we use disguises so he doesn't recognize us?" Jazz asked.

"What are you stupid? NO! We scare him…with this" Tucker said giving her the Gorilla costume. "Uh…Why don't YOU wear it?" Jazz asked him, "I don't have the figure for it" Tucker said staring at the costume.

"WHAT?" Jazz shrieked, "Actually…I'll wear it, just find that red freak and I'll plan everything else! My life sucks, you know that?" Tucker said bitterly.

"Not EVERYTHING is about YOU Tucker!" Jazz said stomping out, "I wonder why I'm helping her," Tucker said as he changed into the Gorilla costume.

(Back with Jazz!)

"JAZZ! JAZZ! JAZZ!" Elmo shouted at Jazz, "Oh god…" Jazz whispered wanting to run.

"JAZZ! I LOVE JAZZ! JAZZ! I LOVE JAZZ!" Elmo shouted running after her, "EEK!" Jasmine shrieked as he ran after her.

"GRRRRRR! BLAH. GRRRRR. YOYHANHF OSAPIHF!" The Gorilla said jumping around, trying to scare Elmo.

"Oh. A guy in a costume…REAL original" Elmo said rolling his eyes, "GRRRRRRRRRR!" The Gorilla said again.

"Oh, Hey Jazz" Tucker said walking up to Jazz.

"Tucker…aren't you supposed to be in the GORILLA suit?" Jazz asked him.

"I AM in the Gorilla suit," Tucker said pulling down the zipper to reveal his face, "WHAT THE HELL?" Jasmine said looking at the other Tucker who wasn't in the gorilla suit.

ZZZZZIIIIIP!

The other Tucker who ISN'T in the Gorilla suit, pulled down the Zipper. "JAZZ! JAZZ! JAZZ!" Elmo shrieked inside the Tucker suit.

"EEEEK!" Jasmine shrieked pointing at the other Elmo, "HAHAHAHA!" came Lancer and the creepy Clown said pulling down the Elmo suit and revealed Lancer and Clown.

(KDZ: Just in case that was confusing for you! Tucker was in the Gorilla suit, Elmo was in the Tucker Suit, Lancer and the Clown were in the Elmo suit! LOL!)

"This is just messed up, seriously" Tucker said staring at everyone, but then he saw Danny and Sam skipping by.

"NO WAY!" Tucker shouted pointing at them, "What?" Jazz said staring at Sam and Danny.

"The Jig is up…" Tucker said sadly, "NO!" Elmo shouted angrily (KDZ: The REAL Elmo, not someone in a suit!)

"ALL I wanted was to Jazzercise! Why wouldn't they let me Jazzercise?" Elmo sobbed in Lancer's arms. "It's Okay…it's okay…" Lancer said shooting Jazz dirty looks.

"Jazzercise?" Jazz whispered, "That makes a lot of sense…but Danny and Sam don't. Explain"

KDZ: DUN, DUN, DUN, DUUUUUUUUN! Hope this chapter was any good! Remember to review and here's my reply to reviewers!

Mia: LOL! Thanks, I updated!

The Halfa Wannabe: I didn't talk much about the Perky and the Bad boy in this chapter though Jazz is an important character in this story, so the story needed a reason to why Jazz and Tucker were working together. If you want to add me to your C2 go right ahead LOL. Thanks for the review!

Kessastarr: Yes, Lancer always needed a friend…but now he has two, Elmo and the Clown. Mudubadchi Trio! (The Hot guys Trio, or that's what they think they are! LOL!) Yeah…Clown's are creepy! Thanks for the review!

MellyRox: Then read more! LOL! I'm sorry if it was confusing for you, thanks for the review!

Random chick from nowhere: Let the Clown live, Viva Clown, LOL! That was my favorite part too! Thanks for the review, hope you like this chapter as well! HAHAHAHA! LOL, I know submitting a Review before you finished…it's happened to me before!

Nickel-Lover2005: LOL! Thanks for the review!

HM-Babe: Amazing? COOL! (Starts dancing around) My story is amazing! My story is amazing! (Grabs Furby and does the Conga Line) AMAZING! Ahem! Sorry about that. Anyways, the perfect amount of humor, how fab is that? Oh…more detail huh? Yeah, I could do that…LOL!

Ghost Raccoon: Sorry it's confusing for you; Tucker isn't gay…well, not that I know of. Who said he was?

Furby: He means the love song

KDZ: OH! Nah, that was just distraction so he wouldn't see Sam and Danny kissing! Prep! That's the word I was looking for! But, FURBY said Freshy so…what could I do? I didn't remember the word Prep, and Danny's a Bad boy! Oh…I'm a very loud person, sorry about the screaming…Thanks for the review!

Xheartkreuzx: LOL! Thanks for the review!

The sleep warrior: Sorry…where did you get lost? So sorry! Yay! It's Rocking Awesome, Furby! LOL! Thanks for the review!

Diamond004: YAY! Lancer has a friend, but now he has two! The Mudubadchi Trio, LOL! (The Hot Guys TRIO…seriously. They should pick a better name for themselves! LOL!) Sam and Paulina friends, what has the world come too? Thanks for the review!

Sharon3264: I'll write more, promise! Thanks for the review!

Ghost Rose: YAY! Reasons for why you love my story, how cool is that? Yeah, Elmo from "Sesame Street" is pretty random, LOL! Yeah…the Nail thing is REALLY OOC but that's the point of the story, HAHA! You like Teen Titans right? Have you read, The Crazy Verizon guy? I read that story EVERY day, and fall over laughing. LOL! Personally I thought that Elmo was MUCH more scarier than the Clown, HAHAHA! Yes, Furby is a troublesome one…

Furby: That what KDZ thinks…but underneath this tough exterior I'm a little Furby aching to learn and underneath that I'm a maniac killer.

KDZ: 0o Anyways! Don't mind Furby, thanks for the review!

Crazyvi: It's been continued, LOL. Thanks for the review!

KDZ: Thanks for all the reviews! You guys are the best! I have to go work on that stupid Cinderella thing; I've wasted enough of my time, LOL! Review please! Sorry, that Danny and Sam weren't exactly REALLY mentioned in the chapter but Jazz is supposed to team up with Tucker to get back their memory! So, tell me if you liked it! Byez!

(1)- I got that from"Give people what they want", Lolz! It's a good story!

--- KDZ