KDZ: I lost my precious voice…but now it's back and I've updated "Hate me, Kiss me!"…But it's my friends' fault I lost it in the first place! They wouldn't stop mocking my voice: "Cici! It's SOOOOOO cute! Talk some more!" and "AWWWW! I love talking to her! She sounds like a little kid!" and ECT. So, eventually…they talked me all out, so I couldn't talk for a while! But it was BLISS; no one was trying to make me read a paper, no more putting my hand up FOR me so I'll talk…total ecstasy! So, then I realized…you don't need a voice to write a chapter. SO! Here's "Gotcha" the most pointless chapter…No need to put the summary this time.
Disclaimer: NO!
Warning: OOC madness AND you know you love to see Tucker cry…ADMIT IT! LOL! ALSO! I spelled it wrong it's "Mabudachi Trio", sorry!
HATE ME KISS ME!
Chapter 6: GOTCHA! The Most Pointless Chapter!
"Explain? What's there to explain? I skip with people all the time, because it's fun!" Tucker grabbed a hand without looking who it was and started skipping around.
"See? Skipping is fun! You can do with it anyone, isn't this fun?" Tucker asked the person whom he was skipping with.
"No" Dash growled as Tucker stopped midstep, "Oh…it's my Dash" Tucker said with a weak laugh.
"I'm not your Dash" Dash told him, "eh? But didn't you like my song?" Tucker said as Jazz yanked him away.
"What are you doing?" Jazz hissed at him, "Skipping with my sunshine" Tucker said rolling his eyes.
"WHAT? Okay, seriously what?" Jazz said in disbelief, "Forget it" Tucker said with a sigh. "You going to explain about the whole Danny and Sam, and you calling Dash your SUNSHINE?" Jazz said shocked.
"OKAY! Look…basically, I overheard your parents saying how if Danny and Sam aren't allowed to date until their 187" Tucker told her, "seriously? That's weird" Jazz said with a sigh.
"Then, I see Danny and Sam making out! I don't know what happened I knew I shouldn't have left them alone" Tucker said snapping angrily, "Left them alone?" Jazz asked him.
"Yeah! Danny and Sam were fighting, like REALLY fighting…not flirting fighting; she called him Casper the friendly ghost! That's just COLD! So then I'm like I'm going to get some hot Chocolate! And I did! It was delicious! But, that's beside the point! I have to make sure that Danny and Sam aren't caught" Tucker said finishing his speech.
"Straight up, Tucker…you didn't make ANY sense! Plus, I'd love to help you but my dance class" Jazz said showing him her class, but her class was preoccupied.
"DANCE! DANCE! Everyone can dance, dance!" Dora sang, dancing around the room. (KDZ: Seen the commercial where she's dancing? creeps the hell out of me! LOL!)
"That slutty bitch took my dance class!" Jazz shrieked in horror, "Heh. That's right, move it girl!" Tucker said kind of moving to the beat.
"You like Dora the explorer?" Jazz said disgusted, "Hey! I'm lovin' those Short Shorts!" Tucker said laughing evilly.
"Ugh. Men" Jazz said disgusted as she stalked off, pulling Tucker with her. "Since, I guess I don't have to worry about that Dance Class…I supposed I can help you" Jazz said happily.
"I don't know what happened though! Danny goes to Floral Garden and Sam goes to Devil Corner and then BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! Danny saves her, BLAH! BLAH!" Tucker said spit spewing everywhere.
"Okay, Gross!" Jazz said wiping her face, "So…how do you know who went where?" Jazz asked him. "It's OBVIOUS, DUH!" Tucker said as if she was dumb, "I think we should go to Devil's corner…something happened there" Jazz said running off.
"SEE YA IN 15 MINUTES! I HAVE TO GET READY!" Jazz shouted as she disappeared, "Get ready? Oh. I know what she means," Tucker said walking off to get 'ready'
15 minutes later…
"Tucker…what's with all the stuff?" Jazz said staring at all his bags, "You said we have to get ready for the trip right? So, I did!" Tucker said showing her his stuff.
"You're carrying all that by yourself?" Jazz said looking at the…refrigerator? "WHY DID YOU BRING A REFRIGERATOR?" Jazz said staring at the huge white refrigerator.
"It has FOOD!" Tucker said opening it up, "I see, but when I meant get ready. I meant freshen up," Jazz said grabbing a coke from the fridge.
"It took you 15 minutes to freshen…oh, you now what? I don't want to know" Tucker said as a disgusted look came on his face, "Wait. What?" Jazz said staring at him trying to figure out what he was thinking.
"Lay off the burritos" Tucker said nodding, suddenly Jazz's confused face turned to a face of horror. "NO! I had to find someone to go to the bathroom with!" Jazz said blushing furiously.
"Why?" Tucker said suspiciously, "Because. Girls ALWAYS go in the bathroom in pairs" Jazz said shrugging. "Why?" Tucker asked suspiciously, "It's a girl thing" Jazz said patting his back.
"Whatever, anyways! Off we go!" Jazz said walking on, "OFF we go!" Tucker said picking up his things then falling back down.
"JAZZ!" Tucker groaned under the Refrigerator, "Hello? I said off we go! Not off I go" Jazz said sarcastically.
"A little help here?" Tucker wailed, "Whatever" Jazz said kicking the refrigerator off Tucker.
"How did you do that?" Tucker said shocked, "Beautiful Girls Self-Defense class" Jazz told him. "Oh" Tucker said impressed, "Want to see something I learned?" Jazz asked him.
"COOL!" Tucker said happily, "That's my purse…" Jazz said angrily, "Huh?" Tucker said shocked.
"I DON'T KNOW YOU!" Jazz said kicking him…well, you know where.
"ARGH!" Tucker sobbed falling to the floor, "What do you think?" Jazz asked him. "I hate KDZ" Tucker groaned out.
"AHAHA! He's delirious!" Jazz said proudly, "Okay…see ya in a bit" Tucker said falling unconscious.
20 minutes later…"Oh man…" Tucker groaned as he woke up, "what happened? Where's the pain?" Tucker said happily. "NO! THERE IT IS!" Tucker sobbed as he fell down again.
40 minutes later…
"O…Kay! I can stand up," Tucker said as tears fell from his eyes, "Where's Jazz?" Tucker said looking around for her.
Mabudachi! Mabudachi! Trio, that is!
Mabudachi! Mabudachi! KISS! KISS! KISS!
Mabudachi's here for you!
For every singleTom and Lou
So all you have to do!
Is call the Trio Mabudachi!
Hot guys are we!
'Cuz were MABUDACHI!
Elmo, Lancer, and the clown sang finishing there more than lame theme song! "Damn…I better not get that crappy song stuck in my head" Tucker said walking away from the three weirdoes.
"HONEY! I think that that the tree didn't contaminate the others…please stop this" Danny's mother pleaded as the father started to choke the tree.
"YA NEVER KNOW, BABY! GHOSTS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED!" Mr. Fenton yelled as he started to slap the tree with a…fork?
"Okay, but what's that device called?" Mrs. Fenton said staring at the fork, "I've never seen it before" the mom said taking a look at the fork.
"It's called a fork" Mr. Fenton said staring at his wife as if she were crazy, "No…fancy name for it? Like Fenton Fork?" Mrs. Fenton said shocked. "No…it's just a fork," Mr. Fenton told her.
"Oh" Mrs. Fenton said amazed, "Yeah" Mr. Fenton said awkwardly…this is one of those Kodak moments. When Mr. Fenton outsmarts Mrs. Fenton…odd, eh?
"JAZZ! JASMINE!" Tucker shouted, "Yeah?" Jazz said looking up. "Where were you?" Tucker asked him.
"Me? I was at Beautiful Girls Self-Defense class, want to see what I learned now?" Jazz asked him.
"Okay!" Tucker said happily, "That's my Jacket…" Jazz said angrily, "No" Tucker said laughing,
"This is MY jacket" Tucker said slowly, as if she was dumb. "I DON'T KNOW YOU!" Jazz shrieked angrily as she kicked him…again.
"NOOOOOO!" Tucker shrieked in agony as he fell on the floor, "Are you okay?" Jazz asked him. "Yeah…I'm just going to take a wittle nap," Tucker said falling unconscious.
"Okay" Jazz said shrugging as she walked off for maybe another class of "Beautiful Girl's Self-Defense Class"
KDZ: That was a pointless chapter…anyways! The next chapter is "Sylvester STRIKES AGAIN!" Tucker and Jazz find Sylvester! And, he tells them what REALLY happens! But, can they help Danny and Sam get their Memory Back? Or will Sam and Danny forever be…(Gulp) LOVERS? Well, personally I don't see anything wrong with that but (Shrugs) Anyways! Replies to review like usual!
Bagelchik: No one really got that chapter, Elmo wasn't in love with Jazz he wanted to "Jazzercise", that's why he said: JAZZ! JAZZ! JAZZ! Oh well. I know that chapter was confusing! Thanks for the review!
Nort the Nickel Loving Llama Duck67: LOL! He was stalking her, lol! Thanks for the review!
HM-Babe: LOL! Yeah, I did! That's my favorite episode of "Sponge Bob Square pants" Yeah, "Give People what they want" is a wicked story! And thanks! Also thanks for the review!
Sam Manson rulez: But, Elmo's one of the "Mabudachi Trio" he has to be in the story, he's an important character later on! Yeah, Elmo does rock that's why I put him in! Thanks for the review and I'm sorry that I made Elmo look bad…
The sleep warrior: That's good:) Yeah…school's such a pain, LOL! Thanks for the review!
Ghost Rose: HAHA! Thanks! Right, Tucker was in the Gorilla suit, Elmo was in the Tucker Suit, Lancer and the Clown were in the Elmo suit! LOL! You're not slow the chapter was just confusing! Thanks for the review!
Crazyvi: LOL! I'm continuing I swear! LOL, Thanks for the review!
WindWing: (Nods solemnly) Everything I write is weird, shame really. :) Yes, I did get it from Sponge Bob! I love that show! Especially, Patrick! Thanks for the review!
Angel6 aka trinigyal: Uh huh…I'm not better than you; you're better than me. Our Seventh Grade Teacher said the same as well! And who exactly is the Jury? Kind-a creepy…Thanks for the review!
Elmo: The clown has something to tell you…
Clown: I love you too! Want to be in the Mabudachi Trio? Wait…then it won't be a Trio…uh oh…but I still I like you! And you also have to be a guy to be in the "Mabudachi Trio", you'll be an honorary member…Thanks for the review!
Thespoiler: LOL! I'm continued and I shall keep on continuing! Thanks for the review!
KDZ: AND! Hope you like this absolutely POINTLESS chapter in this story…remember to review please! I luv reviews! BYEZ!