KDZ: Yeah…sorry about the whole 'Kick' thing, I mean I got that from "King of the Hill"! SO! Let's continue, and no more rip offs!

Disclaimer: Nope!

Recap: Jazz and Tucker are going to Devil's Corner to find out just WHAT happened to Danny and Sam! So, like they're on their ways to Devil's Corner…let's watch or like read, whatever (Shrugs)

Warning: OOC madness AND you know you love to see Tucker cry…

Hate me! Kiss me!

Chapter 7: Devilled Eggs

"Okay! Now let me get this straight," Jazz said on the mountain, "Grr!" Tucker said angrily. "Just how don't you know left from right? I mean…it's basic stuff," Jazz said with a sigh.

"SHADDUP! I know left and right!" Tucker yelled angrily, "SUUUUUURE! Then go left," Jazz said angrily, Tucker glared at her.

"I was sick that day at preschool" Tucker told her sadly, "Whatever, so just WHERE is Devil's Corner" Jazz asked him.

"We passed it 15 minutes ago" Tucker said pointing to far, far, I say FAR away!

"Why didn't you SAY anything?" Jazz asked him, "Because…I don't know, I just thought this moment would be funny" Tucker said shrugging.

Jazz shot him a dirty look, "I was wrong. It wasn't" Tucker said as he quietly started to snicker.

"WHO AM I KIDDING? IT'S HILARIOUS!" Tucker shrieked in laughter as he started to cry, laughing.

Jazz just let out a sigh, as she trudged back towards Devil's Corner.

"WAHAHAHAHAHA! I DIDN'T TELL WHAT IT HAHAHAHA CAME! WHAHAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY!" Tucker said laughing as he started pounding the ground with his fist.

Later on Jazz came back, "WAHAHAHAH! OH GOD! I'M TOO FUNNY FOR MY HAT!" Tucker shrieked as Jazz glared at him.

"What?" Tucker said gasping for air, "That wasn't Devil's Corner…that Mariachi Mountain" Jazz said shuddering.

"Eh?" Tucker said staring at her shocked, Jazz was tormented with the memory of Mariachi Mountain…and didn't want to talk about it, like at all.

"Anyways! Let's go head to Devil's Corner…but I have to ask you Jazz…" Tucker said shyly, "Huh?" Jazz said looking up.

"Did you bring me back a mariachi band? I heard you can just take 'em for personal use down there" Tucker said grinning.

"Ah! SHADDUP!" Jazz said walking away, "So? Is that no?" Tucker called after her.

(KDZ: Too lazy to write about the walk there…assume they've made it there)

"Dammit! Stupid Energizer Bunny! Get off my foot!" Tucker said angrily as he kicked the pink bunny with the drum.

It slammed its drum on Tucker's head angrily, and stalked off…

"We've MADE it!" Jazz said happily, "YEAH! I ROCK, I RULE!" Tucker said jumping off Jazz's back.

"OWWIE! MY BACK!" Jazz sobbed as tucker just patted her on the back. "It's not MY fault I missed the class," Tucker told her.

"GRR! Let's just do this thing," Jazz said looking around, but she didn't really see anything very devilish about it.

"MMM" Tucker said happily, "huh?" Jazz said turning around to see Tucker feasting on Deviled eggs.

"Where did you get that from?" Jazz said shocked, "Bite?" Tucker asked her. "Ew! No!" Jazz said grimacing.

"I just don't see what happened here? Something must have happened…" Jazz said looking around but nothing seemed out of the ordinary.

"I just remembered something important!" Tucker said happily, "What?" Jazz said waiting…could this be it?

"Aww! I forgot! Oh well, I have my yummy Eggs" Tucker said grinning, "ANYWAYS!" Jazz said rolling her eyes.

"Hmm…something weird happened here?" Jazz said trying to figure it out, "Like a furry red guy, a creepy clown, and Mr. Lancer?" Tucker asked between bites.

"What?" Jazz said turning around to see the 'Mabudachi trio', "HEAVE! HO!" They screamed pushing her down.

"WHAT THE HELL IS YOU DOING?" Tucker yelled eggs spewing everywhere from his mouth, "PUSHING PEOPLE IS F-U-N! F-U-N SPELLS FUN!" They sang.

"Seriously?" Tucker asked them, as the creepy clown grabbed Tucker's eggs, "Give them BAAAAAAACK!" Tucker wailed as they threw it down the cliff.

"EGGS!" Tucker shouted as he dove after it, "Man! He dove after it!" Elmo said shocked, "I just wanted to see him cry…KDZ said it was funny" Mr. Lancer said in disbelief that the dude actually JUMPED.

AFTER THE HARD BUT SURVIVABLE JUMP…

"Another patient…it's my lucky day" a voice said with a chuckle, "EH?" Tucker said as he turned around to see Jazz lying on a leather couch scared…

"Why don't you take a seat?" the voice said again, handing him a…furry paw?

Tucker took a good look at the person he was talking to, "WHAT IN THE DEVILS EGGS IS GOING ON?" Tucker squealed as he backed up against the wall.

"Don't be scared…I'm here to help you," he said with a smirk on his face, "JUST to help"

KDZ: It…begins. LOL! The next chapter: I'm BAAAAAAAAACK! Thanks for the reviews and remember to review for this chapter as well! I lurve reviews! Have to get back to this great story I'm reading…its Yu-Gi-Oh though, yes. I'm an Anime Fanatic, and proud of it! LOL! Review please!

: It…begins. LOL! The next chapter: Thanks for the reviews and remember to review for this chapter as well! I lurve reviews! Have to get back to this great story I'm reading…its Yu-Gi-Oh though, yes. I'm an Anime Fanatic, and proud of it! LOL! Review please!