Disclaimer: I don't own anything that belongs to Nintendo and Shigeru Miyamoto.
Author's Notes: Thank you for all of your reviews:) I'm glad you enjoyed reading the chapters of this fan fic! I tried so hard to make this story really funny. Anyway, it was supposed to be hilarious.
Crystal7: I'm so glad that you liked the way Chapter 4 was finished:D By the way, you submitted this review two times! Anyway thanks for making nice comments about my story about saying that my fic was good and it is well-described! I bet you'll love this chapter:)
Crystal7: I know that Chapter 5 was really funny. I think you mean the part where Mario's partners (except Ms. Mowz) were singing that 'sitting in a tree' song you find was hilarious. Surferljb said that part was so funny. Anyway, Flurrie and Ms. Mowz love Mario for some reason. I think it's something to do with the mustache. Flurrie gave Mario a big kiss at her house and every time Ms. Mowz sees Mario, she kisses him when she was trying to steal rare badges in other places like e.g. Hooktail's Castle. (It happens in Paper Mario 2/Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.)
Surferljb: What you said about the English teachers, were they flirting with each other? Anyway, were you spying on them? But I'm really happy that you enjoyed the story:)
Crystal7: You'll have to find out in a future chapter before the end of the story. I bet it made some people think who is going to set the fireworks off. Anyway, Mario and his friends really want to know who's going to do it. You will definitely see more cream pies in this chapter:D
After this, here is Chapter 7!
Chapter 7: Pie Fight!
While everyone was having a good time, the Yoshi infants were still on the buffet table next to the foods.
"What are we doing now that we're on the table?" Blue yoshi asked.
"Yeah!" The other yoshis agreed.
"Well, what we're doing now is… hey, look Power Stars!" Red yoshi exclaimed, pointing above them.
"Where!" The other yoshis questioned, looking behind them.
While they're looking behind, the Red yoshi walked over to a small cream pie and he grabbed it. He then threw it at the green yoshi. SPLAT! It hit him when he didn't even notice what was going on.
"Hey! Who did that?" Green yoshi said, looking back at the red yoshi.
"Err… nobody did." Red yoshi replied.
"Oh really? Then why did I felt something that hit me?" Green yoshi said, mockingly.
"Um… I don't know what you're talking about." Red yoshi said.
"Really? I think you're up to something." Green yoshi said, sardonically.
"Oh really? Then prove it!" Red yoshi said, sarcastically.
Green yoshi walked over to a little cream pie and he grabbed it. He then threw it at Red yoshi. SPLOOT! It hit his face. He was now getting really angry.
"Okay, you ask for it!" Red yoshi said, offensively.
He then grabbed another cream pie and threw it back at the green yoshi.
"Okay, that's it! PIE FIGHT!" he yelled.
He got another pie and threw it at Red yoshi. He was getting really furious now and he threw another cream pie back at Green yoshi. The other yoshis then walked over to the pies and took hold of them to join in the fight.
Meanwhile, Mario and his friends were still chatting to each other.
"So…um… what are we doing next, Mario?" Watt asked.
"Er… I haven't decided what we're doing next." Mario said.
"Oh." Watt replied.
"Mario, how many adventures or activities did you have before you met all of us?" Goombario inquired.
"Err…um… actually I can't tell you how many adventures or activities I've had because my adventures and events were endless." The plumber told him.
"Oh, so you're saying that your adventures and procedures will never end?" The goomba said.
"Yep." Mario replied with a smile. "Anyway, are you hungry?"
"Nope. But you should ask Yoshi if he's hungry or not." Goombario replied.
"Okay!" Mario said with a grin.
"Mario! Look out!" Princess Peach exclaimed.
Suddenly, an object went past Mario above him. But the plumber luckily crouches down to avoid the zooming item. Mario then stood up again.
"Whoa! What was that? It's like a Bullet Bill zooming past me!" The red-clad plumber said with a puzzled face.
"Mario! You've almost got hit by something!" Goombella hollered.
"Really? What did I almost get hit by?" Mario asked.
"I'm not sure but it was definitely something that almost hit you." The female goomba answered. "But it's a good thing, you avoided it."
"Gonzales! I'm hungry! Where's the food?" Yoshi inquired.
"The food is on the buffet table." Mario informed him, pointing to the table ahead of them.
"Really!" Yoshi said in a surprised tone.
"Yep. The chow is on that table. I'm not joking, really." The plumber replied. "Anyway, do you need me taking you to there?"
"Nope." Yoshi said.
"Okay but you better come back here after you ate something." Mario told him.
"Okay!" Yoshi said with a big smile.
So, Yoshi walked over to the buffet table, leaving Mario and the others to wait for him to come back.
The yoshi infants were still continuing throwing pies at each other, when suddenly they heard a sound. They quickly turned around. The noise was coming from the kitchen door. The door opened and out emerged Tayce T. who was holding something using her two hands. She walked over to the table and put down another plate of jelly. She then walked back to the kitchen door. She opened it and it shut behind her.
"Phew! I thought we're busted." Red yoshi said.
"Yeah, that was a close one!" Green yoshi agreed.
"Good thing that person didn't know we're on the buffet table." Blue yoshi replied.
"I… can't… reach… it. Oh, crud! How tall is that table anyway?" A voice suddenly said.
"Huh? That's odd. I swear I really heard somebody said something, a minute ago." Blue yoshi said to himself.
"Maybe, it's just your imagination." Purple yoshi replied.
"I… still… can't… reach… it. I wish I could reach that table right now." A voice said.
"There it goes again! Um… guys, I just heard a voice. Should I go see who said something?" Blue yoshi asked.
"Sure!" Red yoshi said with a smile.
The blue yoshi walked to the edge of the table and looked everywhere but he couldn't see the person who said something before. He turned to the other yoshi kids.
"Um… guys, there's nobody who said something before." Blue yoshi said to the other yoshis.
"Then look everywhere for who ever it was who said something." Red yoshi replied.
The blue yoshi once again looked everywhere but he also gazed below to see a small figure jumping up and down.
"Err… who are you and what are you doing?" Blue yoshi inquired.
"My name's Yoshi and I can't reach the table. Can ya help me get up?" Yoshi replied.
"Okay!" Blue yoshi said.
The blue yoshi tried to grab Yoshi's hand and he tried to pull Yoshi up but he couldn't. He turned to the other yoshis.
"Guys! I found the person who said something previous to and I can't help Yoshi to reach this table." Blue yoshi told the others.
"Then we'll come over to you and help him up." Red yoshi says.
So, the other yoshis walked over to the blue yoshi and they tried to pull one of Mario's partners up to reach the buffet table. Yoshi jumped up and grabbed Blue yoshi's hand and he pulled Yoshi up. Yoshi was now finally on the table.
"Now that we helped you reach the table, why did you come here for?" Red yoshi asked.
"I came here to eat something because I'm really hungry. And Gonzales…err… I mean Mario is waiting for me to come back to him after I finished eating." Yoshi explained.
"What! You hang around with Mario!" The yoshi kids said in a shocked tone.
"Uh-huh! Anyway, what's so shocking about that?" Yoshi inquired.
"Um… er… because you're hanging around with a person who had loads of adventures." Red yoshi replied.
"Oh. But I went on an adventure with him to solve the mystery of the Thousand-Year Door and to collect all seven Crystal Stars." Yoshi told the yoshi infants.
"What! You went on an adventure with Mario!" The yoshi children said in an astonished tone.
"Yep." Yoshi said.
"Aww… no fair!" The yoshi kids said in a disappointed tone.
"What's 'not fair' about that?" Yoshi asked.
"Because we never get to have adventures since we're kids. Kids don't get any respect, anyway." Red yoshi answered. "Um… between you and us, don't tell Mario that we're here, otherwise he'll tell it to anyone here and we'll get busted!"
"Oh but what will happen if he doesn't notice that you guys are here?" Yoshi said.
"Then we'll don't get caught, how obvious is that?" Red yoshi replied.
"Oh but before I was here with you guys, what were you doing?"
"We were having a pie fight."
"A pie fight! Hey! Can I join in?"
"Yes, you can but you better not tell anyone about this."
"Okay! Oh, shroom! I've forgotten to eat something."
"Then eat something before you join in the fight."
"Err… I changed my mind. Can I join in and eat later?"
"Sure! But don't mope to us that you're starving yourself to death for not eating before we continue the pie fight, okay?"
"Okay."
"So, let's continue with the fight!"
"But what will happen if Gonzales… um …I mean Mario will notice us that we're having a pie fight?"
"Then he'll scold at us."
"Oh."
"Okay, guys! Let's continue with the pie fight!" Red yoshi finally shouted.
So, the yoshi infants got cream pies and threw it at each other. Yoshi looked at them with a confused face.
"Um… guys, what do I have to do?" Yoshi asked.
Red yoshi stopped throwing pies and came over to Yoshi.
"Hold a cream pie and throw it at anybody. Isn't that simple to do?" The red yoshi kid said.
"Uh… yeah." Yoshi replied.
Yoshi went over to the pie and take hold of it. He then threw it at Yellow yoshi.
"Hey! What's the big idea!" The yellow yoshi infant shouted, giving Yoshi and Red yoshi an angry stare.
"Don't look at me! He did it!" Red yoshi exclaimed, pointing at Yoshi.
"Don't blame me, he told me what to do!" Yoshi cried, pointing at Red yoshi.
"Then who did it!" Yellow yoshi demanded.
"Err… nobody did." Yoshi says.
"Yeah and… hey, look Crystal Stars!" Red Yoshi yelled, pointing above Yellow yoshi.
"Where!" The Yellow yoshi kid questioned, looking behind himself.
While he wasn't looking, the Red yoshi grabbed another cream pie and toss it at him. SPLAT! It hit the Yellow yoshi from behind.
"Hey! Who did that!" He hollered.
"It wasn't me." Red yoshi said.
"Yeah!" Yoshi agreed.
"Whoever it was, better stop!" Yellow yoshi said, starting to get annoyed.
The Red yoshi kid got one more pie and flings it at Yellow yoshi again. SPLOOT! It then hit him. He was getting really mad now.
"Will you just knock it off with throwing pies at me!" He bellowed.
"It's not me for crying out loud! Stop looking at me!" Red yoshi shouted.
"Make me!" Yellow yoshi teased. "You're not the boss of me!"
"Oh, really? Do you want to fight?" The Red yoshi infant said, mockingly.
"Yeah!" The Yellow yoshi kid yelled.
Red yoshi and Yellow yoshi grabbed a pie and threw it at each other. The other yoshis and Yoshi watched them doing it. They then joined in the pie fight.
Mario, the other partners, Princess Peach, Toad and Toadette were still having a conversation.
"What's taking Yoshi so long, Mario?" Goombella asked.
"Yeah, he didn't come back yet." Koops assented.
"I don't know why but he did say that he's going to the buffet table to eat something." Mario replied. "I think I should go there and see why he's taking so ages over there."
"Yeah, you should. Anyway, do you think he's goofing around over there?" Goombario inquired.
"Uh… he might have." The plumber said. He then turned to the other partners. "Everyone, stay here, while I'll go to the table, okay?"
"Okay." Goombario and the other party members replied.
So, Mario went over to the table, leaving the other partners, Peach, Toadette and Toad to wait for him and Yoshi to come back.
The Yoshi infants and Yoshi were continuing throwing cream pies at each other while Mario was on his way to the buffet table. He finally got there and he saw Yoshi was having a pie fight with the Yoshi kids.
"Ahem!" The plumber said.
The Yoshi children and Yoshi immediately stopped throwing pies and turned around to face a familiar red-clad plumber standing, with his hands on his hips.
"Err… heh, heh, Gonzales…um… what are you doing here?" Yoshi asked.
"What am I doing here? What do you think you are doing!" Mario yelled.
"Err… nothing."
"Nothing! Does it look like you're doing 'nothing'?"
"Um… no."
"Then what were you doing before I got here?"
"Err… having a pie fight."
"Yoshi, get off the table."
"Aww… do I have to, Gonzales?"
"Just get off the table."
"But…"
"Don't say any buts to me! Just get off the table!"
"But…"
"Get off the table right now!"
"Aww… why?"
"Just get off for mushroom's sakes."
"Okay…"
Yoshi then finally got off the buffet table. Mario went to where the plates, glass cups, forks and knifes were. He grabbed a cream pie and put it on the plate and he also got another glass of fruit punch and a knife and fork. Yoshi and the plumber then walked away from the table to go back to their friends.
As usual, Princess Peach, Mario's partners, Toadette and Toad were still talking to each other.
"Where are Mario and Yoshi?" Vivian asked. "I'm getting a little worried."
"Me too!" Bow agreed.
"My, my, what do you think they're doing over there?" Flurrie inquired.
"Beats me." Goombella said.
"Sorry guys that we made you all, wait for us for so long!" A voice shouted.
Mario's group, Peach, Toad and Toadette turn around to see a familiar plumber and a yoshi coming towards them.
"Mario! What were you doing over there?" Goombella asked.
"I was shouting at Yoshi for throwing pies and for not getting off the table." Mario told her.
"Yoshi! You naughty troublemaker!" Sushie replied.
"Hey! It's not my fault, I got been scolded by Gonzales…err… I mean Mario!" Yoshi said, getting cheesed off and crossing his arms.
"Sorry." The cheep cheep said, sarcastically.
"Um… I hate to be rude but what are you giving to me for a birthday present, Mario?" Peach inquired.
The other partners, Toad and Toadette immediately gazed at Mario. He was blushing bright red like a fireball or a fire flower.
"Err… um… you'll have to find out, princess. I'll tell you in private." The red-clad plumber said, feeling very embarrassed.
To be continued…