Disclaimer: While I don't Dogal, I do own Kyo.
This one -isn't- a true story.
Kyo was fuming. "Aah! You are, by far, the most arrogant, annoying bard I have ever met!"
With a final strum of his sitar, he looked up at the wizard with a confused look on his face. "Why would you say that, Kyo?"
"Because! You just sang my Familiar to sleep!"
"Oh.. So that's your familiar?" The look was genuinly innocent, but Kyo knew that, just like any other bard, he could be just as deceiving.
"Yes. Hence it landing on my shoulder and hooting happily!" His eyes lowered and he turned, cloak flailing. In his arm, a sleeping Ezzerheim.
a/n: whimper Not a lot, I admit. Enjoy it, though!