Disclaimer: I don't own Essen or Lutat. This -did- happen in game. I just kinda forgot some of the diologue.
Startled by the actions of Marec's gravitationally challenged house, Kyo quickly and gracefully repositioned himself so that the new center of gravity was beneath him. However, with thie shift of gravity, beneath him was a now opened door. He fell, landing just as gracefully inside a 5 by 5 foot closet.
With a sigh, (Kyo had been through many of these closets already, though not in this particular fashion,) he positioned himself and opened the door beneath him. It swung downard, taking Kyo into a plummet and onto a four-poster bed.
"Uhhg. Where am I now?" He looked about the circular room. It had books upon books on every subject you could imagine. A very typical wizard bedroom. He had only a moment to look around though, as he heard noises on the floor above him. He crept up to the stairs that were on the circular wall. Ascending quietly, he listened for more noises.
He crouched as he approached the second floor. Poking his head over the edge, he saw that the room was actually some sort of laboratory, complete with vials, beakers and other typical laboratory stuff. The room, however, was empty of anything (and anyone) else, which led him to wonder where the noise he had heard came from. He entered the room now, walking about slowly, keeping his eyes about the room as to make sure nothing snuck up on him.
A sudden breeze passed by, which put his torch out and him on edge. He watched as the room seemed to... to go back in time? The room slowly rebuilt itself. Beakers that were shattered reformed themselves and the room just came back together. Before he could react to all this, however, the days began reversing faster and faster. The light became a sort of strobe light.
Then it stopped. He found himself standing in front of a halfling. With a gun. Trained on his head.
"Who are you?" Kyo asked.
"Who're you?" The halfling with the gun responded.
"I asked first."
"I have a gun."
"Good point. Hold this." Kyo thrust the torch into the halflings free hand. With his now free hand, he dove into his pocket and pulled out a deed. "Apparently, I am the owner of this house."
The halfling looked at the deed momentarily before thrusting the torch back to Kyo and getting a piece of paper out of his pack. "Well apparrently... So am I." He thrust the deed in Kyo's face.
"Hmm.. Lutat..? Hey! You're on mine.. scratched out."
"Can I eat him?" A female voice echoed from behind Kyo. Turning his head, he saw a catform standing there, mouth open. "Pleeaaaase?"
"Essen, He's yours."
An estatic cry came from the catform as she lunged forward. All Kyo felt was a breeze over his head. "Oh.. he's short!"
.. and that was the last thing he heard for a while.