Author's Notes: Wow! I'm not dead! There was merely the commencement of that evil known as School, and the not-getting-done of the chapter was not helped by the fact that Sengoku is the character I like the least and find hardest to write out of everyone with their own chapter thus far.

Betaed by Fatedtofall, who rules all things.

Sengoku Kiyosumi was too young to get into a strip club. He knew this, and he certainly didn't have a fake ID, or anything that might make him appear older than he was. A normal person might have been discouraged by this, and refrained from trying in the first place.

However, Sengoku strode up to the door confidently, certain that some stroke of enormous luck would befall him and he would sneak in past the bouncer or be overlooked in a crowd or something. What he was certainly not expecting was to be given a long, examining glance, and waved in by a bouncer who looked vaguely familiar in the tennis sense.

Ah well, the powers of his luck were not his to question. He entered the club, waiting impatiently for his eyes to adjust to the flashing lights. Waiting…waiting…

—Was that Seigaku's Momoshiro? Yes, it was! Now he had someone to watch the show with! Lucky!

…Wait, Momoshiro was dancing. With…someone Sengoku couldn't see from where he was standing. But there were girls here? Sengoku never would have guessed girls would come to a strip club, but there must be! With his luck, one would ask him to dance in seconds!

3…2…1…no. Shy, was she? He scanned to floor for a girl with her eyes adorably fixed on him, one who would jump and whip her head around, cheeks burning, once he met her gaze…

He didn't see her. In fact, he didn't see any girls at all. Plenty of couples dancing, but no sign of girls. (He thought he saw one for a second, but it turned out to be Seigaku's Fuji-kun.)

Odd, really, having a bunch of gay couples in a strip club, but Sengoku didn't think much of it. He turned his attention to the stage, where there were girls. Twin girls! Wait, no they weren't…girls, that is. Definitely twins. Not girls. Or were they? Yes. Wait, no. No, yes. No, no. Yes…no…

He finally decided that he didn't really care either way, and sat down to watch the show.

ONLY TWO MORE CHAPTERS! ONLY TWO MORE CHAPTERS! –wriggles excitedly-