First off, here are a couple of shout outs to my reviewers, who I adore so much!

Terra89: the long review of doom! Wow, I'm glad you're impressed with my story! And I'm glad to see you have faved it too! Really cool, and here I am now updating it! So my favorite characters are danny and vlad, because he's cool like that. I've seen all the episodes, oh, and Joe says that he likes it when online people talk to him lol. He says hi too. He also says he wants to hunt gnomes with you…

Marie Terenskyyeah, I'm a full fledged orphan! Don't worry, they only beat the crap out of the people they don't like! (yeah, I chucked the finger at one once… but then they chased me for almost an hour!)

Digidestened7: glad you like it, keep reading!

The Great Susinko: don't worry, Slash won't be a character like that. He's not liked by too many people… and neither am I so, I'm trying to make him reassemble me a little bit! He's actually quite sarcastic, which you sill find out in this chapter!

I always respond to all of my reviews, so keep them coming!

CHAPTER 2:

Joe and I followed Vlad out to the car. Wait, scratch that. Limo. Why the hell is there a limo? Trying to impress us huh? I see…

The driver came out and opened the door for us. He was kinda pale. Just then my ghost sense went off. I didn't think much of it at the time, so I just ignored it and closed my mouth to cover my breath.

Vlad motioned for us to get in the limo first. Joe went in, and completely went nuts because it was all outlined with green and gold stuff. Even though we lived in St. Louis, he was still a Green Bay fan, no matter how much the jocks wanted to kick the crap out of him.

I followed Joe and sat down on the green leather interior. He plopped his little butt right down next to me and immediately buckled his seatbelt. I wasn't going to buckle mine, but then he said, "Bwuckle up Slash!" I didn't want to bring down his confidence in seat-belt-buckling, so I just buckled it.

It was probably something his parents had told him to do before they… nevermind.

Vlad followed after us into the limo. He was talking to the driver for a long time and glancing at me every three seconds. He took as seat across from us and said, "So, what do you think of my limo?" just as it started to move.

I smiled at reached into my backpack. I slowly took off my orange cap and placed it inside, while I pulled out my white Rams hat and put it on top of my head. I crossed my arms. Vlad glared at me.

I think Joe took this as a challenge because he glared at me too and reached into his backpack. He pulled out his Gold and white Packers hat and placed it on his head too. He crossed his arms and stuck his tongue out at me.

Vlad chucked as he closed his newspaper. "Now, that's more like it!" he said, reaching over to pat Joe on his head. Vlad leaned back in his seat. "So," he asked, "what are you boys interested in?"

I was about to say something, when Joe interrupted me.

Sigh.

"Well," he said, all perked up, "I like cartoons and anime and dogs! I like to play with animals and Slash…"

Wait, hold up. Did he just call me an animal?

"and the Packers of course!" He cave Vlad one of his cheeky grins and a thumbs up, which Vlad smiled to, "Oh yeah!" Joe continued, "I like to play games with my mommy and daddy!"

Vlad and I both frowned at looked at each other. Joe didn't understand that he would never see his parents ever again. With almost a sad look in his eyes, Vlad patted Joe on the head again and said, "Well, we won't be able to do that much anymore, but I guess I will throw you the football a couple of times okay?"

Joe just smiled. "Don't worry," he said, "Mommy and Daddy will come back for me one day!" he looked over at me. "But until then, I have a big bruder!"

I smiled at him.

"So," Vlad said, leaning back in his seat, "What about you Slash? What do you do for fun?" he gave me an evil smile.

"Well," I said, "I like to Draw anime, play video games, wear dark colors, shop for hats, and but of course- the Rams!" I said, returning the evil smile he gave me.

"Well," he said, opening the newspaper once again, "Do what you must to keep yourselves entertained, maybe sleep. It's a long way to Wisconsin!"

Joe's head nearly went through the roof. "Wisconsin?" he groaned, "that's too far! Can't we get sonic the hedgehog to give us a ride or something?"

I smiled at him. "Sorry buddy! Sonic is a cartoon! He's not real!"

He slumped back in his seat. I knew he couldn't keep still for more than 15 minutes! He looked out the window.

Sigh once again for yours truly.

I reached into my backpack and pulled out my CD player. I handed it to him. "You can listen to it if you want!" he said, taking the CD player out of my hands.

I shrugged. "That's okay!" I said pulling my Rams hat over my eyes and slumping down in my seat, "I'm gonna take a nap!"

Vlad looked at me over the newspaper as Joe turned on the CD player with the Eminem CD inside it. I could hear it because it was blaring. "Well, that was kind," Vlad said, "It's almost like there are TWO sides of you!" he gave me a menacing glare and it scared me a little.

I gulped so hard that I think my Adam's apple went up and down. Could he know my secret? I went over to the other seat and sprawled out on it so I could sleep. At least this ride wouldn't be all boring, because I could still hear Eminem rapping in Joe's ears.

I fell asleep, not thinking anything very suspicious of this Vlad Masters guy…

Wait a second… VLAD MASTERS? HE'S A BILLIONARE!

Wow, I know. He should have figured that out sooner. Let me tell you, Slash isn't a very bright kid, lol.

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