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Second Cousins Chapter 8 Of Jobs and Dog Whistles
" I wonder were Stitch went?" Lilo thought Aloud.
" Eh, 626 probably is going to find shiny earth rock for 624." said Jumba.
" This is Great! I must catch that on Tape! It will get me on World's Gushiest Home Love Stories for Sure!" said Peakley. He ran to get a video recorder.
With Stitch
' For Angel, For Angel, For Angel.' Stitch kept thinking like a mantra. He had "borrowed" Scuba Equipment from The Rental Pavilion and was looking for clams, he had heard they had diamonds in them. Sinker swam up to him and greeted his cousin. Stitch pointed up and they surfaced.
" What are you doing here?" asked Stitch.
" Lunch Break." said Sinker. " What are YOU doing here? Don't you hate water?"
" Yes, But Bushi Bu wants diamonds. Stitch gets diamonds." Sinker shook his head.
" She has you completely under her thumb." He muttered.
" What?"
" Nothing. Why don't you look for diamonds in town?"
" No money."
" Then get a job. Speaking of which, I should get back to mine." Sinker swam off. Stitch went to shore as well.
' Were can I find a job?' He thought.
With Hendrix
' Where did Nani work again?' Thought Hendrix. ' There's the police Station, Nani goes there a lot so maybe that's were she works.' He walked in and saw a sapphire furred beauty. He walked up behind her and groped her. She stiffened then spun around and him between the eyes. Stealer walked in to see his mate jumping up and down on Hendrix's back. He heard a sickening crunch that sounded like it came from Hendrix's back.
"Bushi Bu, what are you doing?" He asked. Infa had fire in her eyes when she replied.
" This Jerk groped me !" Stealer's eyes went red and he kicked Hendrix in the face.
" I'm sorry already!"
" What do you want?" they asked.
" Does Nani work here?"
" No."
" Ok I'll leave." On his way out he saw another beauty this one with Brown fur. He tried to resist, but his horny instincts took over.
WHAM
Hendrix left with several more bruises and claw marks.
" So, Snatch is it? What can you do for us?" asked the Police Chief.
" This." said Snatch. She pointed her paws at the Chief's two deputies and fired a beam of light from them. A few seconds later, Snatch held two clear spheres with the Deputies in them.
" Amazing." sais the Chief. Snatch threw the spheres at the ground and with another flash of light, the Deputies were normal size.
" Welcome to the force, Snatch." said the Chief. Snatch went to get a snack from the Fridge in the Station when Infa walked up to her. She had calmed down since Hendrix left.
" Snatch, why did you join us? I'm sure it wasn't to 'Serve and Protect.'." She said.
" You're pretty sharp cuz. Want to know the real reason?"
" Of Course."
" I think Tracker's cute." she said then blushed slightly. Infa was a little surprised.
" He is kinda cute. But my Stealer is cuter."
With Stitch
' For Angel.' Thought Stitch. 'Whoa!' He thought as Kixx tripped him and then punched stopping just in front of from his face. Then he helped Stitch to his feet.
" That students is how you defeat someone from the collar grab." Said Kixx( He learned English)
" Sensei, what if you can't trip them?"
" This works." said Kixx, then he kneed Stitch in the groin. The Blue dud let out a groan of pain and fell down. After a few more drills, the students left. Kixx gave Stitch some money.
" Thanks for being my Punching Bag cousin." He said smirking. Stitch left the Dojo.
' It'll take forever to get enough money to buy Bushi Bu Jewelry this way.' Thought Stitch as he was walking down the street.
" FREE JEWELRY! GET YOUR FREE JEWELRY!" Yelled a man, He was wearing a business suit. He had white hair and a beard.
" Can I have Jewelry. I need some for my mate." said Stitch(BTW He was in his Kenny disguise)
" Why of course, Step this way good sir." said the man. He lead Stitch inside the building. The interior was just a bunch of steel walls.
" Wait right here." said the man, pointing to a chair in the center of the room. Stitch sat down and waited but as soon he did, his arms and legs were bound to the chair.
" GABA?!"
" You are zo ztupid, like a ztupid thing that iz idiotic!" said the man.
" You not human man!"
" Of courze not! I am the Great... oh way wouldn't it open?" The man begins pulling on his mouth and forehead. " Thiz iz what I get for buying zecond hand partz. A great zcientific mind like myzelf zhould not be forced to uze zuch junk. Oh never mind." A furry white head poked out of the man's ear.
" Hamsterwheel!"
"THAT'S HAMSTERVIEL! VIEL! You disguzting blue furry thing!" Shouted Hamsterviel. " I failed at your reprogramming once before, but I now I what I muzt be doing." One of those Metal head things came down and was attached to Stitch. " You will break under my power, 626!" The Gerbil pressed a button to begin Stitch's breaking. Stitch blacked out.
With Hendrix
The Creation Guitarist walked into the Birds of Paradise.
' Hey, That's Mr.Jameson. I've heard Nani talking about him. That's her boss.' Hendrix got out his Guitar and jumped in front of Mr. Jameson.
" I call this, 'Getting Generous.' dedicated to my ohana." said Hendrix. He started playing and soon everyone in the Lobby felt a need to be generous. Hendrix slung his guitar on his back.
" My work here is done." He said and walked out. He felt someone pick him up.
" Time for some pay back trog!"
" I don't have time for you, Stinky Head." said Hendrix and he reached for his guitar. Gantu got it first and crushed it.
" Not this time you little monstrosity." HE began squeezing Hendrix.
" I have a back up plan." Hendrix pulled out a whistle and blew.
" Looks like it doesn't work." said Gantu with a cruel smile on his face.
" It was a dog whistle you idiot." A whole pack of dogs came running and tackled Gantu. The canine attack caused him to release Hendrix.
"TROG!" The Fish Alien shouted as dogs started bitting him.
" Hendrix! What are you doing here?!" asked Nani.
" Helping you."
" Oh yeah? How?"
" Look behind you." Nani did so and saw Mr.Jameson walking toward her.
" Nani you're been working so hard, I'm going to give you a big raise." He said. For a few moments Nani couldn't speak.
" tttthank you sir." She said. Mr.Jameson left.
" What did you do to him?"
" I just gave him a little push to see how hard you were working and give you what you deserved."
" This doesn't excuse you from rigging the TV or Arsenal from spoiling Turret."
" Arsenal makes those Diamonds himself, it's part of his Primary Function. Besides you have seemed pretty greedy ever since Turret and Arsenal announced the good news."
" Greedy?!" Nani was shocked.
" I said Seemed."
After they went home, Lilo and Angel ran up to them.
" Stitch has been gone all day." said Lilo.
" He can take care of himself."
" But I just wish I knew were he was." said Angel.
" FREE JEWELRY! Get your FREE JEWELRY at Sam's Jewelry Shop" Shouted the TV.
" I first noticed Stitch was gone after Arsenal gave Turret that necklace. Maybe he went to get one for Angel?" Angel blushed.
" Then let's go get him." said Arsenal. He was holding a diamond rifle in his first two hands , a plasma cannon in the another two. Turret had a similar array of weapons.
" Yeah let's go." said Lilo. She, Angel, and the two creations( Hendrix couldn't come, something about studying human bodyology.) Got in the in the Buggy and drove to were they thought Stitch was.
Sam's Jewelry Shop
The four rushed in and found.................................Stitch perfectly fine. Angel ran up to him and threw her arms around his neck.
" Stitch! I was so worried! I.." Stitch pushed her away. " Stitch?" She looked up at him and saw his eyes had gone red.
" What's wrong with him?" asked Angel, extemely worried.
" I returned 626'z original DEZTRUCTIVE programing!" said Hamsterviel in his robotic human body.
" No, Stitch would never hurt us." Lilo insisted.
" You are so wrong! Like a wrong thing that is mistaken! 626! Deztroy them!" Stitch's quills, antenna and extra arms came out.
" MEEGA NALA QUESTA!" Stitch shouted. He pounced on them. Turret and Arsenal fired on him, he spun into a ball and deflected the blasts. The diamonds he caught with his hands. The Blue former hero spun up to his cousins and crushed their weaponry. Arsenal pulled a Plasma gun from his hand but Stitch grabbed it and fired it at it's owner, then Turret, both creations were knocked unconscious. He turned to Angel and fired. The shot went right over her head but Angel hadn't moved. Stitch fired again and again but each shot was off by millimeters.
" 626! Ztop with the mizzing of the firing!" Hamsterviel shouted.
" I get it." said Lilo. " Even if Hamsterwheel is controlling Stitch he still can't hurt Angel." the Gerbil turned red from anger.
" 626! DEZTROY THEM NOW!" Ordered Hamsterviel. Angel slowly walk over to Stitch started growling, he kept firing but still the shots missed. Stitch dropped the gun and punch Angel but stopped just in front of her face. Angel grabbed his head and pulled him into a deep passionate kiss. Stitch struggled at first but then kissed her back.
" 626! I am your master! You WILL obey me!" Shouted Hamsterviel. Stitch pulled away from Angel, winked, grabbed a diamond rifle and hit Hamsterviel on the head with it.
" Bad Mousy." He said. Hamsterviel rubbed his head.
" You haven't won yet!" He reached behind his cape and pulled another remote control and pressed a button. A pod appeared behind him. " We will meet again you freaks of nature." He jumped into the pod and escaped.
" Let's go home. Peakley made Coconut Cake." said Lilo. Stitch and Angel cheered. They picked up Arsenal and Turret, put them in the buggy, and drove home.
" I'm sorry about, you know, earlier, I guess all the bills made me stress out." said Nani.
" We're sorry too. I guess it's the anticipation." said Arsenal.
" Great, now that we're all friends again, Let's eat!" said Peakley.
This just in. The Police Station has been getting reports of theft non-stop since this afternoon. Seems that everyone that reported said they robbed on the street but have no memory of it happening.
" Ah, must be my creations." Said Jumilla. " C377 and C378. Designed to be 'Very sneaky' as you earthlings vould say. Mainly for street pickpocketing."
" Vhy wasn't your computer altering us?" asked Jumba.
" You mean that Pink thing?" asked Peakley. " I turned it off so I could dust under it." Jumilla hurried to her computer and turned it back on.
Creations 377 and 378 activated, Primary Functions- Stealth and Thievery
" Let's Rockahola Stitch." said Lilo.
" Yeah, Ih!"
" Hold it! It's your bed time." said Nani.
" But we have to find the Creations and find their one true place." said Lilo.
" It can wait till tomorrow." said Nani. The two went to bed.
Mertle's Base
" HAHAHAHA! Little Gerbil fail!" Taunted Hokean.
" I didn't do any worze then you!" Hamsterviel. They continued arguing until Arnold Interrupted them.
" Finally! The First Techno Experiment is finished!"
" Let me zee!" said Hamsterviel. Then his face dropped. Standing before him was a robotic Felix.
" Why did you make THAT one?! It Drivez me bananaz!"
" The place needs cleaning." said Arnold shrugging.
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Second Cousins Chapter 8 Of Jobs and Dog Whistles
" I wonder were Stitch went?" Lilo thought Aloud.
" Eh, 626 probably is going to find shiny earth rock for 624." said Jumba.
" This is Great! I must catch that on Tape! It will get me on World's Gushiest Home Love Stories for Sure!" said Peakley. He ran to get a video recorder.
With Stitch
' For Angel, For Angel, For Angel.' Stitch kept thinking like a mantra. He had "borrowed" Scuba Equipment from The Rental Pavilion and was looking for clams, he had heard they had diamonds in them. Sinker swam up to him and greeted his cousin. Stitch pointed up and they surfaced.
" What are you doing here?" asked Stitch.
" Lunch Break." said Sinker. " What are YOU doing here? Don't you hate water?"
" Yes, But Bushi Bu wants diamonds. Stitch gets diamonds." Sinker shook his head.
" She has you completely under her thumb." He muttered.
" What?"
" Nothing. Why don't you look for diamonds in town?"
" No money."
" Then get a job. Speaking of which, I should get back to mine." Sinker swam off. Stitch went to shore as well.
' Were can I find a job?' He thought.
With Hendrix
' Where did Nani work again?' Thought Hendrix. ' There's the police Station, Nani goes there a lot so maybe that's were she works.' He walked in and saw a sapphire furred beauty. He walked up behind her and groped her. She stiffened then spun around and him between the eyes. Stealer walked in to see his mate jumping up and down on Hendrix's back. He heard a sickening crunch that sounded like it came from Hendrix's back.
"Bushi Bu, what are you doing?" He asked. Infa had fire in her eyes when she replied.
" This Jerk groped me !" Stealer's eyes went red and he kicked Hendrix in the face.
" I'm sorry already!"
" What do you want?" they asked.
" Does Nani work here?"
" No."
" Ok I'll leave." On his way out he saw another beauty this one with Brown fur. He tried to resist, but his horny instincts took over.
WHAM
Hendrix left with several more bruises and claw marks.
" So, Snatch is it? What can you do for us?" asked the Police Chief.
" This." said Snatch. She pointed her paws at the Chief's two deputies and fired a beam of light from them. A few seconds later, Snatch held two clear spheres with the Deputies in them.
" Amazing." sais the Chief. Snatch threw the spheres at the ground and with another flash of light, the Deputies were normal size.
" Welcome to the force, Snatch." said the Chief. Snatch went to get a snack from the Fridge in the Station when Infa walked up to her. She had calmed down since Hendrix left.
" Snatch, why did you join us? I'm sure it wasn't to 'Serve and Protect.'." She said.
" You're pretty sharp cuz. Want to know the real reason?"
" Of Course."
" I think Tracker's cute." she said then blushed slightly. Infa was a little surprised.
" He is kinda cute. But my Stealer is cuter."
With Stitch
' For Angel.' Thought Stitch. 'Whoa!' He thought as Kixx tripped him and then punched stopping just in front of from his face. Then he helped Stitch to his feet.
" That students is how you defeat someone from the collar grab." Said Kixx( He learned English)
" Sensei, what if you can't trip them?"
" This works." said Kixx, then he kneed Stitch in the groin. The Blue dud let out a groan of pain and fell down. After a few more drills, the students left. Kixx gave Stitch some money.
" Thanks for being my Punching Bag cousin." He said smirking. Stitch left the Dojo.
' It'll take forever to get enough money to buy Bushi Bu Jewelry this way.' Thought Stitch as he was walking down the street.
" FREE JEWELRY! GET YOUR FREE JEWELRY!" Yelled a man, He was wearing a business suit. He had white hair and a beard.
" Can I have Jewelry. I need some for my mate." said Stitch(BTW He was in his Kenny disguise)
" Why of course, Step this way good sir." said the man. He lead Stitch inside the building. The interior was just a bunch of steel walls.
" Wait right here." said the man, pointing to a chair in the center of the room. Stitch sat down and waited but as soon he did, his arms and legs were bound to the chair.
" GABA?!"
" You are zo ztupid, like a ztupid thing that iz idiotic!" said the man.
" You not human man!"
" Of courze not! I am the Great... oh way wouldn't it open?" The man begins pulling on his mouth and forehead. " Thiz iz what I get for buying zecond hand partz. A great zcientific mind like myzelf zhould not be forced to uze zuch junk. Oh never mind." A furry white head poked out of the man's ear.
" Hamsterwheel!"
"THAT'S HAMSTERVIEL! VIEL! You disguzting blue furry thing!" Shouted Hamsterviel. " I failed at your reprogramming once before, but I now I what I muzt be doing." One of those Metal head things came down and was attached to Stitch. " You will break under my power, 626!" The Gerbil pressed a button to begin Stitch's breaking. Stitch blacked out.
With Hendrix
The Creation Guitarist walked into the Birds of Paradise.
' Hey, That's Mr.Jameson. I've heard Nani talking about him. That's her boss.' Hendrix got out his Guitar and jumped in front of Mr. Jameson.
" I call this, 'Getting Generous.' dedicated to my ohana." said Hendrix. He started playing and soon everyone in the Lobby felt a need to be generous. Hendrix slung his guitar on his back.
" My work here is done." He said and walked out. He felt someone pick him up.
" Time for some pay back trog!"
" I don't have time for you, Stinky Head." said Hendrix and he reached for his guitar. Gantu got it first and crushed it.
" Not this time you little monstrosity." HE began squeezing Hendrix.
" I have a back up plan." Hendrix pulled out a whistle and blew.
" Looks like it doesn't work." said Gantu with a cruel smile on his face.
" It was a dog whistle you idiot." A whole pack of dogs came running and tackled Gantu. The canine attack caused him to release Hendrix.
"TROG!" The Fish Alien shouted as dogs started bitting him.
" Hendrix! What are you doing here?!" asked Nani.
" Helping you."
" Oh yeah? How?"
" Look behind you." Nani did so and saw Mr.Jameson walking toward her.
" Nani you're been working so hard, I'm going to give you a big raise." He said. For a few moments Nani couldn't speak.
" tttthank you sir." She said. Mr.Jameson left.
" What did you do to him?"
" I just gave him a little push to see how hard you were working and give you what you deserved."
" This doesn't excuse you from rigging the TV or Arsenal from spoiling Turret."
" Arsenal makes those Diamonds himself, it's part of his Primary Function. Besides you have seemed pretty greedy ever since Turret and Arsenal announced the good news."
" Greedy?!" Nani was shocked.
" I said Seemed."
After they went home, Lilo and Angel ran up to them.
" Stitch has been gone all day." said Lilo.
" He can take care of himself."
" But I just wish I knew were he was." said Angel.
" FREE JEWELRY! Get your FREE JEWELRY at Sam's Jewelry Shop" Shouted the TV.
" I first noticed Stitch was gone after Arsenal gave Turret that necklace. Maybe he went to get one for Angel?" Angel blushed.
" Then let's go get him." said Arsenal. He was holding a diamond rifle in his first two hands , a plasma cannon in the another two. Turret had a similar array of weapons.
" Yeah let's go." said Lilo. She, Angel, and the two creations( Hendrix couldn't come, something about studying human bodyology.) Got in the in the Buggy and drove to were they thought Stitch was.
Sam's Jewelry Shop
The four rushed in and found.................................Stitch perfectly fine. Angel ran up to him and threw her arms around his neck.
" Stitch! I was so worried! I.." Stitch pushed her away. " Stitch?" She looked up at him and saw his eyes had gone red.
" What's wrong with him?" asked Angel, extemely worried.
" I returned 626'z original DEZTRUCTIVE programing!" said Hamsterviel in his robotic human body.
" No, Stitch would never hurt us." Lilo insisted.
" You are so wrong! Like a wrong thing that is mistaken! 626! Deztroy them!" Stitch's quills, antenna and extra arms came out.
" MEEGA NALA QUESTA!" Stitch shouted. He pounced on them. Turret and Arsenal fired on him, he spun into a ball and deflected the blasts. The diamonds he caught with his hands. The Blue former hero spun up to his cousins and crushed their weaponry. Arsenal pulled a Plasma gun from his hand but Stitch grabbed it and fired it at it's owner, then Turret, both creations were knocked unconscious. He turned to Angel and fired. The shot went right over her head but Angel hadn't moved. Stitch fired again and again but each shot was off by millimeters.
" 626! Ztop with the mizzing of the firing!" Hamsterviel shouted.
" I get it." said Lilo. " Even if Hamsterwheel is controlling Stitch he still can't hurt Angel." the Gerbil turned red from anger.
" 626! DEZTROY THEM NOW!" Ordered Hamsterviel. Angel slowly walk over to Stitch started growling, he kept firing but still the shots missed. Stitch dropped the gun and punch Angel but stopped just in front of her face. Angel grabbed his head and pulled him into a deep passionate kiss. Stitch struggled at first but then kissed her back.
" 626! I am your master! You WILL obey me!" Shouted Hamsterviel. Stitch pulled away from Angel, winked, grabbed a diamond rifle and hit Hamsterviel on the head with it.
" Bad Mousy." He said. Hamsterviel rubbed his head.
" You haven't won yet!" He reached behind his cape and pulled another remote control and pressed a button. A pod appeared behind him. " We will meet again you freaks of nature." He jumped into the pod and escaped.
" Let's go home. Peakley made Coconut Cake." said Lilo. Stitch and Angel cheered. They picked up Arsenal and Turret, put them in the buggy, and drove home.
" I'm sorry about, you know, earlier, I guess all the bills made me stress out." said Nani.
" We're sorry too. I guess it's the anticipation." said Arsenal.
" Great, now that we're all friends again, Let's eat!" said Peakley.
This just in. The Police Station has been getting reports of theft non-stop since this afternoon. Seems that everyone that reported said they robbed on the street but have no memory of it happening.
" Ah, must be my creations." Said Jumilla. " C377 and C378. Designed to be 'Very sneaky' as you earthlings vould say. Mainly for street pickpocketing."
" Vhy wasn't your computer altering us?" asked Jumba.
" You mean that Pink thing?" asked Peakley. " I turned it off so I could dust under it." Jumilla hurried to her computer and turned it back on.
Creations 377 and 378 activated, Primary Functions- Stealth and Thievery
" Let's Rockahola Stitch." said Lilo.
" Yeah, Ih!"
" Hold it! It's your bed time." said Nani.
" But we have to find the Creations and find their one true place." said Lilo.
" It can wait till tomorrow." said Nani. The two went to bed.
Mertle's Base
" HAHAHAHA! Little Gerbil fail!" Taunted Hokean.
" I didn't do any worze then you!" Hamsterviel. They continued arguing until Arnold Interrupted them.
" Finally! The First Techno Experiment is finished!"
" Let me zee!" said Hamsterviel. Then his face dropped. Standing before him was a robotic Felix.
" Why did you make THAT one?! It Drivez me bananaz!"
" The place needs cleaning." said Arnold shrugging.
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