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Second Cousins Chapter 27 Amnesia epidemic

" Aliens are very real! They are even on this island! Serving Shaved ice, building homes, powering the light house. They're everywhere. Soon they'll rise up and enslave us all!" Said a man. From the way he dressed one could assume he wasn't a local. He was standing on a platform.

" We must act fast! The time has come for...." Then a red light hit his eyes. " Yard work! I will teach you everything their is to know about making your yard perfect!" The audience was confused. Their were more flashes of red light and the confused expressions disappeared form the faces of the audience. A blue and green insect like creature flew over to Cobra Bubbles' shoulder and landed there.

" Good Job Partner." said Cobra.

" Thanks." Amnesio said. When Cobra adopted him, he was emotionless, like a shell without a soul, but he eventually reclaimed his insectanity. Lilo was out looking for pafvor shots when she saw Cobra and his insect like partner.

" Cobra! Amnesio! What are you guys doing here? I bet it's not official social Worker business." Said the little Hawaiian girl.

" We're keeping paranoid tourists from raising a panic. Some of them saw the battle between my cousins and the Robots."Said Amnesio.

" It's good to see you're feeling better, cousin." said Lilo. " You're not still mad at me and Stitch are you?" She asked, Amnesio, since his powers involved messing with people's minds he could tell how guilty Lilo felt about abandoning him. He shook his head.

" All in the past, Besides I zapped myself so I would forget everything that happened while I was with Hamsterwheel." Said the Memory Eraser.

" You mean you only erased part of your memory?" Asked Lilo.

"Yes, my powers are greater now. I can erase selective sections of memory and even modify others." said Amnesio.

" Cool!" Said Lilo. Mertle was on her way home to tell her mom not to worry(Although she probably didn't notice, lol)Hamsterviel was riding in her backpack, he said it was because he wanted to scout for pods, and he saw Amnesio.

" Back to the baze! I having am great evil plan." Hamsterviel whispered to Mertle.

" But my Mom!"

" She can wait a little longer!"

" I'm going home. Do I need to remind you whose Leader here?" Hamsterviel scowled.

" Fine!" Mertle continued walking home.

" Lilo, Does your sister know you're here?" Cobra asked.

" Um. Of course." Said Lilo.

" BEEP!" The three of them turned to see Fibber, and the rest of the KPDAD a.k.a Koukau Police Department Alien Division.

" Lilo, I will escort you home." Said Cobra. Lilo groaned but followed Cobra to her house.

Lilo's house

" Hey Stitch, why aren't you with Angel?" Hendrix asked.

" Angel scary." Said Stitch.

" Hahaha! 624 is going through PMS, that is very scary. Good luck 626." Said Jumba. Lilo walked in. " Oh Little Girl, I am being glad you are here. I have finished with other little slave girls."

" Jumba, Are you working on another alien invention?" Asked Cobra.

" Of course not. Come on Little Girl." He lead Lilo to his lab. There was a table with several computer chip like devices on it.

" I found these in little slave girls' skulls." He said.

" What are they?" asked Lilo.

" Control chips. They seem to have been made by amateur, but still effective. These chips made the little former slave girls require a leader." Explained Jumba

" But they abandoned Mertle at the Festival." Said Lilo.

" The chips didn't say vho the had to be being leader." Said Jumba.

" Are they ok now?" asked Lilo.

" Yes, little former slave girls vill be fine." Said Jumba. A little later, they got up.

" We're am I?" Asked Elena.

" You are being in my Lab." said Jumba.

" I know you. You're Lilo's uncle Jumba." Said Elena. Then she and the others eyes' widened.

" Mertle! She...we. You..." They all passed out.

" Jumba, What's wrong?"

" The shock from realizing vhat they vere doing must have overvhelmed them. They vill be vaking up eventually." Said Jumba.

Mertle's House

Mertle was being crushed by her mom's bear hug.

" Mertle! Where were you?!"

" I don't know. It's like a blur." said Mertle truthfully.

" Well I'm glad you're back."

" Agh, Can not breathe." Said Hamsterviel, who was still in Mertle's backpack being squashed. " Now we are going to the baze!"

" Alright, tonight." Said Mertle.

Later That Night

" Now what is it?" Mertle asked.

" I have zeen the memory erazer, and I have juzt the thing to create mayhem." Said Hamsterviel. He walked over to a cupboard and got a radar like device out of it. " With this device I will be able to make this entire island a very confuzing place." He switched on the device and.......nothing happened.

" The thing's broken." Mertle said.

" Patience Earth girl!" Hamsterviel said. Although neither one could hear it, a high pitched frequency rang through out the island.

With Cobra Bubbles

Amnesio woke up and started shaking wildly. He crashed into many things and the noise woke up Cobra.

" Amnesio what is it?" He asked. Amnesio looked at him and flashed a red light into his eyes.

" Who am I? Oh yeah, I work at the recycling Plant! You evil polluters don't stand a chance against me!" Then he dashed out, dressed in only his boxers. Amnesio flew out a window and zapped more people. The complaining couple were out walking and got attacked by Amnesio. They started climbing up trees collecting nuts for the winter. A few more men were working on a bridge, then Amnesio flew up and some of the started swimming in the river while others wiggled along the ground like worms.

Next Morning

" I WANT WAFFLES!" That scream woke up, the entire household. Stitch ran out of his and Angel's room and rushed downstairs.

" What going on? Are we being invaded?" Peakley asked in a panic.

" No, Is only 626 hurrying to make breakfast for pregnant, moody, 624." Said Jumba then he chuckled.

" The Little Monster can cook?" Asked the walking Noodle.

" I made 626 to be smarter then Super computer. Of course he can cook." Said Jumba. Nani woke up and walked in to the kitchen.

" What's going on? It's 5 in the morning." She said half asleep. Her eyes snapped open when she saw the mess Stitch made in the kitchen. Eggs were splattered, waffle batter was spilled. And grease was everywhere.

" Angel hungry." Stitch said. He was carrying four trays of food.

" What about us?"

" There's some left." said Stitch. He ran upstairs. When he got back to his room. Angel was smiling sweetly.

" Breakfast in bed? Stitch you're so sweet." Stitch felt his knees getting weak. He brought the breakfast over to her and she took to it like a hungry wolf. After the rest of the Ohana finished eating, Nani got ready for work.

" Nani, Why are you going so early?" Asked Lilo.

" The Hawaii Inter Hotel Softball League competition starts soon. I have to be at the Rental Pavilion in a few hours anyway. Mr. Jameson is really serious about winning." Nani said. When Nani got to the Rental Pavilion she saw Mr.Jameson trying to sell Boy scout cookies and the rest of the staff playing Jump rope.

" Mr.Jameson, What are you doing?" Nani asked.

" Whose Mr.Jameson? I'm Bob Hatat. I'm nine years old and trying to earn a Boy scout badge." Nani looked toward her co-workers and heard chanting.

" Bubble gum Bubble gum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish?" They chanted. Then she saw Keoni.

" Keoni, What's going on?" She asked.

" I'm not Keoni, Im an 80 year old war veteran. Want to see my scars?" Nani let out a growl of frustration and walked off. As she walked she continued seeing strange things, Some people were acting like other animals and some thought they were different humans, accent included. Some People were just standing around like they had forgotten how to move, they asked anyone that came near if they knew who and where they are. Then she saw a blue green Insect like creature.

" Hey, You're one of Jumba's experiments right?" She asked. The insects reply was a beam of red light that hit Nani's eyes. " Hi! I'm Sally Bot!" Then she skipped away. Amnesio flew off to the forest were Deforestor was cutting down some dead trees. His human co-workers were attacked by Amnesio and started acting strange. Deforestor ran off to Lilo's house. As soon as he got there he found Lilo and began speaking in rapid Turian. Lilo couldn't pick up everything, but she heard " Strange", " Insect" and "Cousin".

" There's something wrong with Amnesio?" She asked.

" Ih!" Deforestor said.

" What is it?" Lilo asked. Deforestor started speaking rapidly again. " Jumba? Deforestor says there's something wrong with Amnesio but I can't figure out what." The evil genius came and started talking with Deforestor.

" It seems 302 has reverted back to original programing and is erasing the memories of everyone he is seeing." He said.

" Then we'll just have to help. Let's go Stitch.' Said Lilo. Stitch looked at Lilo then back at his and Angel's room.

" Naga, Angel." He said.

" oh ok. I'll get the Three Feathers to help." Said Lilo. Jumba went back to his lab.

" I vill be making protective amnesia proof goggles." He said. Lilo went over to The Three Feathers Tower, Thinker was at the desk.

" I need help!" said Lilo.

" Another Cousin?"

" Yup."

" Bros! Let's go." The Bird Exp. And the little Hawaiian girl set off. They found Amnesio was still erasing and modifying people's memories. Ace released his Wing blades and caught the little insect in the back. He turned and fired his beam at them. They ducked and then took cover behind a car. Thinker removed the hubcaps from the car's wheel's and gave one to everyone.

" They'll work as mirrors." He said. " Lilo, you and Comedian will distract him while Ace shoots him down and I'll catch him in this." He held up a dark capsule.

" Where'd you get that?" Lilo asked.

" I modified some of the capsules you gave us for just such an occasion as this. The black lining blocks waves and beams such as Amnesio's beams and Swirly's hypnotism." Said Thinker. Lilo and Comedian then ran out.

" Hey! Big Ugly Bug!" Lilo Called. Amnesio turned and fired. Lilo and Comedian raised their shields and deflected the attack. This went on until Ace landed a blow on Amnesio and pinned him to the ground. Thinker came up and locked him in the capsule. But then the capsule was levitated out of their hands and landed in the hands of a girl with red quills on her back, red antenna on her head and a second set of arms. She was accompanied by a red haired boy with a green scorpion like tail. Both wore black outfits.

" You can stop the disguise Arnold! I know it's you!" Said Lilo. Both removed their mask to reveal Arnold and Mertle.

" Mertle? You're not crazy anymore?"

" Nope, But I still have enough power to get what I want, Weirdlo." She said, her fists glowing green.

" At least I'M not a freak of nature!" Lilo said back.

" I'm not a weak little human like you anymore. I have the power of 627!" She said. And with that, they attacked. Each blasting Green orbs of plasma. Ace tried his wing blades but they easily dodged. Ace was hit hard by their attack, so were Thinker and Comedian. Lilo was terrorfied.

" What's the matter Weirdlo? Run out of Uglified aliens?" Mertle asked mockingly. Both she and Arnold were then hit by twin beams of heat energy. The hybrids looked to see Elena blowing smoke of both her hands.

" Elena! What are you doing?!" Mertle demanded.

" Payback." She said Simply. Mertle then went flying when Uki rammed into her from behind. Arnold fired at Uki but the blast was deflected by a long spiked arm.

" Uki! Teresa! You two?!"

" Yep."

" But Why?!"

" For controlling us."

" But I didn't.."

" Yes you did! There were control chips in our heads!"

" But I never..."

Arnold began shuffling his feet.

" You did that?!" Mertle asked.

" Yes, I'm Evil Genius Child Prodigy." Said Arnold.

' But back then he would have been two!' Mertle was very confused. Teresa Then pounded on both of them. Arnold grabbed both of her arms and held them in place while he fired plasma at her. Teresa was knocked out, if she was human she would have been much worse off. Elena used her heat beams to counterattack. Arnold dodged around them. By now Ace had come to and fired his Wing Blades at Arnold. Catching him by surprise, when he turned to counter, Elena attacked.

" Mertle! A little help?" He asked. Mertle was still stunned at the fact the three girls had only been her friends because pf control chips. Arnold then changed into a taller version of himself, grabbed Mertle and ran.

' I could bet them If I transformed, but that earth girl would tell Jumilla and my plan would be ruined. Worse yet, she would know my friends are also on this planet.' He thought as he ran. He used his tail to fire plasma randomly to prevent pursuit and eventually made it back to then base, but, in the heat of battle, forgot to bring the capsule that contained Amnesio. The three girls walked up to Lilo. Teresa had woken up.

" We're sorry about how we treated you all this time." Said Uki.

" We were really mean to you." said Teresa.

" But we hope you could forgive us." Said Elena.

" Don't worry about it. You guys couldn't help it." Said Lilo.

" Thanks, We got to get home, our own ohanas are worried about us." They said and left. Lilo walked over to the black capsule.

" Ohana.' She said. Amnesio's eyes flashed red and all the minds he messed with were returned to normal. "I'll take him to Jumba and see what's wrong with him. Mahlo plenty cousins." Said Lilo, and she left with the black capsule.

Lilo's house

" Yes, It seems that someone is playing a high pitched frequency to make 302 to revert to original programing. Since he is being insect like, he is more affected by high frequency sound vaves. I vill have to be modifying his hearing so that such sound vill not be affecting him." Said Jumba.

A little Later

" Ha! I am finished." Said Jumba. He released Amnesio and the Insect thank his creator before flying home.

I think I did a good Job on this chapter. Nukejsr helped a lot with this one. Mainly with the Control Chip idea. Please Review. BTW, Zelda fans should read my friend TalonclawFange's fics. They have great plots and battle scenes. They really are very good.