Disclaimer- I don't own L&S or the song ' Stuck on to you' By Elvis.

Second Cousins Chapter 29 The Prankster's crowning achievement.

627's ship crashed in Italy. He jumped out and kicked it, causing it to vibrate like a gong.

" Piece of bliscorp." He muttered.

" Don't do that!" Said a voice.

" What?" 627 asked. Mystica poked her out. " That hurt." she said, clutching her head.

" What are you doing here?" 627 asked.

" I got pulled in when you jumped in, I was trying to stop you with a psychic rope." Said Mystica.

" You should have known a 200 series creation like yourself wouldn't stand a chance against the most powerful experiment Jumba ever made." Said 627. Mystica turned and crossed her arms.

" I see your arrogance is still intact after Jumilla's reprogramming." She said. 672 started to walk away. "We're are you going?" She asked.

" Doesn't matter." He said without stopping or turning around.

" I'm going too." Said Mystica.

" Why? I'd rather not have dead weight following me." said 627.

" I have to keep an eye on you to make sure you don't do anything evil." said Mystica.

" And what would YOU do I did do something evil? Use another useless Psychic rope?" 627 asked mockingly.

" I have a few tricks up my sleeve." Said Mystica confidently.

" I doubt that, you seem pretty to me." This made Mystica stop dead in her tracks.

' Did he just say that?' Mystica thought

' Did I just say that?! 627 thought in alarm.

" I mean pretty useless! That's what I meant to say!" 627 insisted. He was blushing under his fur, Mystica was too.

" You can't come with me!" 627 said.

" Why not?"

" Because you'll slow me down!"

" I can keep up!" 627 turned to her.

" If you follow me, I'll kill you!" He threatened.

" Go ahead and try!" Mystica challenged. 627 started to gather plasma energy in his paws, but couldn't release the beam. He shrugged and turned back.

" You're not worth the energy." he muttered.

' I'm going to get Jumilla for this! When I was evil, I could have raped and killed her without a second thought. But now I can't even blast someone!' 627 thought. ' But she does seem to be caring .' 627 grumbled. ' So this is what it's like to have heart, I hate it.' He continued walking.

" Wait for me!" Mystica called.

" You fall behind, you get left behind." 627 said. He continued walking with Mystica close behind.

Back in Kokoua

Switcher and Tafapa were at a movie theater, a new movie was just coming out that day, and they had a plan for a terrific prank. The theater was filled to capacity, some people were even sitting on the floor. The previews began and everyone waited for the movie. Suddenly the mayor's face appeared on the screen.

" We have received word that a tornado is headed for the theater, this is NOT a drill. Please remain calm and leave the theater. " panic erupted. Everyone rushed to the exists, right were Tafapa was waiting. He stood just outside the door, and stuck his foot out. One man tripped and fell over, someone else tripped over him, eventually there was a big pile of people entangled in the theater exit. Switcher and Tafapa meet outside the theater shaking with laughter.

" That was a great prank bro." Said Switcher.

" You didn't do too bad yourself, switching the movie for the mayor's official tornado warning video." said Tafapa. They both went home to APH a.k.a Alien Pranksters of Hawaii, Headquarters. Switcher didn't like the movie store, he had more fun switching the labels then keeping them in order. After a while they reached Pagaithoait 'House of Pranks' in Turian. It was a six story building, the first floor was the prank shop, the second for planning group pranks with each other and the every floor above that was for each of the pranksters.

" You should have seen the looks on those human's faces!" Said Switcher.

" Too bad we missed it." Said Swirly. " But I've got a great plan for the Dog show. I'll have the Humans doing tricks while the dogs compete against them." HunkaHunka flew in from his floor, he loved playing pranks with his cousins. He as well as some of the other Gantu captured experiments had had their memories altered so they wouldn't remember what Hamsterviel did to them.

" We need a prank that will put us in the history books." He said. " As the best pranksters ever!"

" Got anything planned?" asked Tafapa.

" As a matter of fact, yes." Said HunkaHunka, smiling mischievously.

In another part of town

Myashi was tending her gardens when HumkaHunka flew up to her.

" Hey cousin could lend me a hand?" He asked.

" Sure what?" The fairy asked.

" I need some of your dust."

" Why?"

" It's for a very important mission, a matchmaking." Said HunkaHunka smirking.

" Really? Where do you want the dust?" Myashi asked.

" Just let me eat it." The Humming bird replied. Myashi gave him a look that said 'Are you crazy?' but gave him the dust anyway. HunkaHunka swallowed the dust and began chuckling.

" Thanks cousin." He said and flew off. He spent a little time after that searching for his target.

The unsuspecting victim

" What are YOU doing here?" Terror asked. Chaos gave her an Innocent smile.

" Just going around town, I just happened to be here." He replied. " What are you doing here?"

" Getting groceries with Jade." Said Terror.

" You're like a mother hen with those two, Russ and Jade. Do you tuck them in at night too?" Chaos asked smirking. Terror wasn't going to give the satisfaction of knowing for sure that she did, when Ebony wasn't around.

" Don't you have something better to do then irate me?" She asked.

" Nope." Said Chaos with an amused smile. Terror made a frustrated growl, thinking he wasn't paying attention, she turned and punched him in the face. Or would have if he hadn't put up a light shield. From within the shield, White furred Chaos wagged a finger disapprovingly.

" Temper, Temper. Wouldn't want to set a bad example for Jade." He said.

' How could any one be so annoying?!' Terror thought. Then she went to catch up with Jade. Chaos let down his shield and his fur went back to black. He smiled, getting Terror mad was one of his favorite past times, if anyone else had tried this, they'd either be black and blue or muttering Skeleton Closet, But since he was a 600 series Creation, he had enough power to protect himself from the violent temper of Terror. Terror caught up with Jade at the Exit.

" Why were you late? " Jade asked, then smirked. " Get caught up with your boyfriend?" Terror made a look of disgust.

" Me with that annoying trog? Don't make me laugh." She said. HunkaHunka flew down having found his target, then waited for the right moment. Chaos walked out of the Store shortly after Terror and Jade. HunkaHunka fly behind Terror and pecked her behind the neck.

" Ouch!" Said Terror and reached behind her. Then she turned around.

" Whoever did that I'm going to..."

Then see saw Chaos. She made Heart eyes and tackled Chaos in a hug.

" Terror! What are you doing?" Asked a surprised Chaos.

" Just embracing you dear." She said sweetly.

" Are you feeling ok?" He asked.

" Never better Guishi Bu." Then she leaned down to kiss him on the lips. Luckily they were laying in a shadow and Chaos melted into it, leaving Terror behind. Jade was just as shocked as Chaos. Another thing that surprised her was that Terror's eyes had turned pink.

" You can't run from love my Chaos!" Terror called. She too melted into the shadow. Jade went home as soon as possible to tell the rest of her Ohana.

Terror was searching for ' her' Chaos, She saw him and started chasing him. He pulled all kinds of tricks with his dark and light powers but couldn't get away from her.

(You can shake an apple of an, appletree.

Shake, a shake, a sugar, but you'll never shake me.)

' Why is she chasing me like a love sick puppy?' Chaos wondered.

( Uhuh, No sirrey, uhuh I'm gonna stick like glue, hey yeah, cause I'm, stuck on to you.)

" Chaosy! Wait for me!" Terror called. Chaos ran faster.

(I'm gonna run my fingers through your long black hair, hug you tighter then a Grizzly Bear.

Uhuh, Yes Sirrey, uhhuh, I'm gonna stick like glue, Hey yeah, cause I'm, stuck on to you.)

Terror caught up with Chaos and started stroking his fur, while squeezing him in a big hug. Chaos kept squirming to get out of her grip. He morphed to Light mode and created a white flash. When Terror's eyes recovered, Chaos was gone.

" You can't escape from me my love!" Terror called.

( Hide in the Kitchen, Hide in the Halls,It wouldn't do you no good at all,

Cuase once I catch ya and the kissing starts, a team of wild Horses couldn't tear us apart.

I'm gonna stick like glue, hey yeah, cause I'm stuck on to you.)

Terror cornered Chaos in an Alley. Chaos turned around and fired a beam of darkness at the wall forming a black circle, he jumped into it, Terror tried to follow but the circle quickly closed. A black circle appeared just outside Lilo's house on the ground and Chaos jumped out of it. He ran through were the door used to be.

" Jumba! Where are you?" He asked. He went to the backyard and found him working on Stitch's Cruiser. He saw that Jade was already there.

" You say that 215 has been acting strange?" asked the Evil Genius.

" Yeah, she suddenly started acting like a love sick puppy toward Chaos." Said Jade.

" 215 is having crush on C626? That is not being likely unless.....hehehehe." Jumba chuckled.

" What?" Jade asked.

" I made 323's love juice so that when it was being mixed with 014's dust it would be causing chemical reaction that would enhance 323's powers." Said Jumba.

" It there a cure?" Chaos asked walking forward.

" Of course, just splash water in 215's face to negate the love sickness." Said Jumba.

" CHAOS!" Said Terror happily. She tackled Chaos again and began squeezing him. Unfortunately for Chaos they were not laying in a shadow. Jade ran to get some water then splashed it on Terror. Her eyes turned from Pink to Black and she froze when she saw what her position was. She immediately pushed Chaos away and quickly back up.

" What the Bliznack was I doing?!" She asked.

" You vere infected vith 323's love juice." Said Jumba.

" 323? I'm going to get him for this!" She ran out of the Backyard and to the PagaitHoait.

At the House of Pranks

The Pranksters, especially HunkaHunka were rolling on the ground laughing.

" HUNKAHUNKA!" Terror Shouted angrily. They all froze. " YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR YOUR PRANK!" HunkaHunka tried flying away but Terror caught him.

"What's a prank between cousins?" HunkaHunka asked then laughed nervously.

" This." Said Terror, her hand started glowing with dark energy, and HunkaHunka passed out. " Unpleasant Dreams." She said before dropping him and leaving.

Back at Lilo's House

" Is the ship ready yet?" asked Lilo.

" Almost Little Girl." Said Jumba. Stitch ran in so fast he couldn't stop and crashed into a tree.

" Vhat is being rush 626?" Jumba asked.

" Bushi Bu Gaifa Bairaht!" Stitch said urgently. Jumba dropped the tools he was using and ran inside with Stitch.

I bet you can guess what Stitch said. I feel kinda sorry for doing that to Terror but it was fun. Please Review.